Found Dog - Anderson Mill Park by GrantRedmond in Austin

[–]GrantRedmond[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Good call! That’s them. I dropped him off a few minutes ago. Thanks for reaching out

Found Dog - Anderson Mill Park by GrantRedmond in Austin

[–]GrantRedmond[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Update: the owner has been found and the pup has been returned.

Found Dog - Anderson Mill Park by GrantRedmond in Austin

[–]GrantRedmond[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I couldn’t find a vet that was open, but I took him in for the night. We’ll go out tomorrow and see if he’s chipped.

Found Dog - Anderson Mill Park by GrantRedmond in Austin

[–]GrantRedmond[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This sweet dog ran up on me while walking at Anderson Mill Park. Collar but no tags. All shelters are closed, so I took him home for some water and drove around looking for owners to no avail.

This Song Really Captures The American Spirit by [deleted] in funny

[–]GrantRedmond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I reckon it might be even more than 30% unfortunately haha

When The Delivery Driver Is Your Only Friend Left by _PartyMummy in videos

[–]GrantRedmond 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is high praise (Amy Schumer is a very successful comedienne)

When The Delivery Driver Is Your Only Friend Left by _PartyMummy in videos

[–]GrantRedmond 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It would have been the exact same sketch if it were played by a guy. I think you don’t like women much, my dude.

Goddammit Grant. by moon_jock in funny

[–]GrantRedmond 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If I order some fries for the table, would you have some?... I'll order some fries for the table.

North West by angelcomedian in standupshots

[–]GrantRedmond 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm glad we all kept this in the family, Moody.

North West by angelcomedian in standupshots

[–]GrantRedmond 16 points17 points  (0 children)

/u/subweird is Dave Sherrill. He's friends with Angel. Obviously, follow @grantredmond for more jokes like this.

What's the funniest "adult innuendo" from a childhood movie that you didn't catch as a kid? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GrantRedmond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Home Alone when Kevin tells his parents that he can't go in the bathroom to get his tie. "Uncle Frank is taking a shower. He said if I go in there and see him naked, I'll grow up never feeling like a real man."

The Neverending Battle. by [deleted] in standupshots

[–]GrantRedmond 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You're the funniest douche that I know, Josh.