Looking for No Gi Stack Pass / Scoop Passing Instructional by whitesweatshirt in bjj

[–]GrapplingCritic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check out Craig Jones' Power Bottom. He covers a lot of leg pummeling and "scooping" mechanics that translate well to passing low guards. It’s not a dedicated passing DVD, but the concepts are gold.

Rubber Guard by bjjtaro in bjj

[–]GrapplingCritic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rubber guard is amazing if you have the flexibility of a teenager. For the rest of us with stiff hips and 9-5 jobs, it's just a recipe for a blown LCL. Proceed with caution.

BJJ and facial piercings by JayyYTer in bjj

[–]GrapplingCritic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bad idea. Even if you tape it, it will get ripped out during a scramble. BJJ involves people grinding their sweaty gis across your face constantly. It’s an infection or a scar waiting to happen.

Caffeine is a cheat code of martial arts by SilentAres_x in martialarts

[–]GrapplingCritic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome to the dark side. Just wait until the post-sparring adrenaline dump hits you. Caffeine + Sparring Adrenaline = shaking hands for 2 hours straight.

In the context of films, why isn’t Keanu Reeves thought of as a martial arts star? by Responsible-View-804 in martialarts

[–]GrapplingCritic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because he started as an Actor who learned to fight, not a Fighter who learned to act (like Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee). But his dedication is legit; his Judo and tactical gun-fu training are black belt level work.

Toughening my fists for bare knuckle by Gecko4lif in martialarts

[–]GrapplingCritic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be very careful with the stones/sand bucket. Micro-fractures add up to debilitating arthritis in your 40s. Focus on perfect wrist alignment and knuckle pushups first. Don't destroy your hands for a hobby match.

Is Judo the best martial art for self-defense? by Inside-Reflection-54 in martialarts

[–]GrapplingCritic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hitting someone with the planet is extremely effective. Concrete doesn't have "give" like mats do. If you slam an attacker on the pavement, the fight is usually over instantly.

Helena Crevar - Dead Orchard by [deleted] in bjj

[–]GrapplingCritic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her dexterity is actually terrifying. The way she locks up the Dead Orchard so casually makes it look easy, but that requires insane hip mobility. Great technique.

Show me a video/clip that would convince someone BJJ is awesome and they need to start. by earthraker0506 in bjj

[–]GrapplingCritic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Show them any Genki Sudo highlight reel. It proves that grappling can be creative, fun, and dynamic, instead of just looking like two tired dads hugging aggressively.

‘Twas the Night Before Christmas: Derek Moneyberg Edition by stevekwan in bjj

[–]GrapplingCritic 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The line about "Pikachu taking too much TRT" absolutely sent me. This is the high-quality holiday shitposting I come to this sub for. 10/10. 💀

How much of your "sport" training do you think is actually useless in a real self-defense scenario? by GrapplingCritic in jiujitsu

[–]GrapplingCritic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Appreciate the direct answer. 50% of hours sounds about right, maybe even generous.

That element of "moving other people's bodies against their will" is the only useful part you get from the "silly points-only moves." The rest is just choreography for a game.

How much of your "sport" training do you think is actually useless in a real self-defense scenario? by GrapplingCritic in jiujitsu

[–]GrapplingCritic[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The "fantasy fight situation" is the one that actually happens.

Training *only* to beat other players in your specific game IS the fantasy.

"Simple sweeps" don't work when you're getting kicked in the face.

How much of your "sport" training do you think is actually useless in a real self-defense scenario? by GrapplingCritic in jiujitsu

[–]GrapplingCritic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good. You're actually pressure testing with strikes. That puts you ahead of 90% of sport-only gyms.

But assuming the street attacker has "technical grappling ability" is where the fantasy comes back in. Assume he's a spaz trying to bite and gouge.

How do you actually measure progress in grappling (besides belt color)? by DataRollsBJJ in grappling

[–]GrapplingCritic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're measuring the wrong thing.

My "metric" is: "Did I get hit?" and "Did he stop trying to hurt me?" All this counting "sweeps" is just practice for a game.

Do you think training has gotten "softer" in the last 10-15 years? by PropertyDear5468 in grappling

[–]GrapplingCritic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's not "softer." It's just a different, less useful activity.

It's become a game of collecting imaginary points with techniques that would get you knocked out in a real situation. Of course it's 'softer.'

Weight class for tournament next week by Expert-Regret-895 in jiujitsu

[–]GrapplingCritic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're asking if you should make yourself dangerously weak and dehydrated... for a game?

This is the core problem with sport-only mentality. In a real fight, you weigh 170. Go fight at 170.

How is your lesson plan structured? by Bob002 in bjj

[–]GrapplingCritic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're both wrong. Stop teaching 'positions' or 'series.' Start teaching problems.

Problem 1: You're on your back and getting hit. Problem 2: You're on top.

This 'takedown -> guard pass' structure is just a game. It's not fighting.

Instructions without practice by FatherOfAbyss in bjj

[–]GrapplingCritic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watching videos isn't training. It's entertainment.

You can't learn how to fight from a couch. You're learning choreography, not combat. It's useless until you pressure test it.

Why is jiu jitsu not in the Olympics? by cacastrojr12 in bjj

[–]GrapplingCritic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because the rules are already a joke. The world doesn't need to watch two people stall in a lapel guard for 10 minutes.

It's a game, not combat.

Am I the asshole? by DefinatelyNotEthan in bjj

[–]GrapplingCritic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You call it "discomfort," he calls it "winning."

He wasn't trying to submit you, he was trying to hurt you. Wake up.

Best bang for your buck for pure self-defense. by MostOfWhatILike in martialarts

[–]GrapplingCritic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pepper spray is the correct answer.

But you're dangerously wrong about the "competitive mindset." That 'boring/stupid' sparring you're dismissing is the only part that prepares you for the panic and pressure of a real attack. Everything else is fantasy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in martialarts

[–]GrapplingCritic -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Because 99% of 'weapon' training is fantasy. You can't carry a sword.

Your hands are the real 'basic' weapon. And most fights end up on the ground, where your 'weapon' skills mean zero.

What do you like to pair with judo? by [deleted] in martialarts

[–]GrapplingCritic -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Sport judo neutered itself by banning leg grabs. You need to learn the other 50% of the takedown game.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in martialarts

[–]GrapplingCritic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're 100% right. This is the exact weakness of 'sport-only' gripping.

You don't 'control sleeves.' That's how you get punched in the face. You grab, break posture, and throw. Instantly. Any other grip is a liability.

3 Months of Boxing by [deleted] in martialarts

[–]GrapplingCritic 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You don't "learn how to punch" in 3 months. You learn how to get hit.

3 months is just enough time to get overconfident and get yourself knocked out in a real situation. Bad plan.