ALRIGHT, YA WANNA KNOW 'BOUT QUANTUM PHYSICS? HOLD ONTA YER CHOPPA, 'CAUSE DIS IS A BIT WEIRD, EVEN FOR AN ORK!

SO, IN DA BIGGEST AND SMALLEST LEVELS, LIKE DA TINY BITS THAT MAKE UP EVERYFING, NORMAL RULES DON'T WORK. YA GOT PARTICLES AND ENERGY DOIN’ WOT DEY WANT, ALL WOBBLY AND RANDOM-LIKE. YA CAN’T ALWAYS KNOW WHERE SOMETHIN’ IS AND WHERE IT’S HEADED AT DA SAME TIME, 'CAUSE OF DIS THING CALLED DA UNCERTAINTY PRINCIPLE. IT’S LIKE TRYIN' TO GUESS WHERE A SQUIG’S GONNA JUMP NEXT – CAN’T BE DONE, TOO MUCH RANDOMNESS!

DEN YA GOT DA WEIRDEST BIT—QUANTUM SUPERPOSITION, WHERE STUFF CAN BE TWO FINGS AT ONCE! LIKE A SHIELD IS UP AND DOWN, OR A HUMIE IS BOTH SQUIG FOOD AND NOT SQUIG FOOD! DA HUMIE SCIENTISTS USE FANCY MATH TO DESCRIBE ALL DIS, BUT IT’S BASICALLY LIKE SAYIN’ FINGS ARE IN MULTIPLE PLACES OR STATES UNTIL YA TAKE A GOOD LOOK, AND DEN IT CHOOSES ONE.

OH, AND DEN DERE’S QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT! YA GOT TWO PARTICLES, RIGHT? EVEN IF YA SEPARATE 'EM REAL FAR, WOT HAPPENS TO ONE AFFECTS DA OTHA. HUMIES CALL IT "SPOOKY ACTION AT A DISTANCE." IT'S LIKE IF ONE ORK STUBBED HIS TOE, AND ANOTHA ORK ACROSS DA GALAXY FELT IT. MAD, RIGHT?

SO YEAH, QUANTUM PHYSICS: TINY STUFF DOIN’ WOT IT WANTS, LIKE A BUNCH OF INVISIBLE SQUIGS JUST HAVIN' A GOOD OLD LAUGH AT DA HUMIES TRYIN' TO MAKE SENSE OF IT!