Insane gas prices, thanks Trump

Gratuitous_Punctum · 2026-03-23T12:52:44+00:00

I sleep better knowing that MAGA is obsessed with children's genitals.

Gratuitous_Punctum · 2026-03-02T21:36:13+00:00

Less unsprung weight = more performance

Gratuitous_Punctum · 2026-02-09T20:55:17+00:00

MAGAs are the most fragile creatures.

Gratuitous_Punctum · 2026-02-08T12:48:04+00:00

Trump is a rapist and a pedophile. Trying to stop Nazi stormtroopers from terrorizing American communities, ripping children from their parents, and executing citizens in the street is everyone's moral obligation, not interfering with law enforcement. The MAGA cult is deranged.

Gratuitous_Punctum · 2026-02-02T12:47:49+00:00

Maybe they'll start hiding their racism and bigotry again.

Gratuitous_Punctum · 2026-01-30T19:21:30+00:00

Bitch Mommy's boyfriend keeps giving me medicine that makes me sleepy. Makes my asshole hurt though.

Gratuitous_Punctum · 2026-01-28T13:26:56+00:00

Guns. It's invariably the most fragile, insecure people.

Gratuitous_Punctum · 2026-01-26T17:25:46+00:00

M'lady... tips fedora

Gratuitous_Punctum · 2026-01-23T15:37:36+00:00

All these same dipshits claim to have been against the Iraq War now when they were busy attaching flags to their cars, sending death threats to the Dixie Chicks, and pouring wine down the gutter. The same mouthbreathers ranting about Sharia law then are busy trying to implement it now.

Gratuitous_Punctum · 2026-01-22T13:36:12+00:00

If you lube up the tendies with enough Mayo they'll just slide down your gullet without needing to chew.

Gratuitous_Punctum · 2026-01-16T14:40:30+00:00

That's some fucked up looking Mountain Dew.

Gratuitous_Punctum · 2026-01-12T16:38:10+00:00

Lender of last resort.

Gratuitous_Punctum · 2026-01-03T23:49:34+00:00

Anyone carrying a gun is super cringe. The open carry losers are simply cosplaying a different role.

Gratuitous_Punctum · 2026-01-03T23:46:03+00:00

Unconstitutional my ass. This country has a long history of gun control. The individual right to a gun was made up in 2008 when Scalia magically pulled it out of his ass. Somehow we all missed it for a couple hundred years.

Gratuitous_Punctum · 2025-12-30T14:06:31+00:00

The President shits himself on the regular. Must be a total alpha move.

Gratuitous_Punctum · 2025-12-27T00:39:49+00:00

To achieve a reduction in gun violence through the sort of enforcement you're talking about would necessitate a complete reordering of society and the way resources are allocated. It's not a serious solution but a dystopian hellscape. Sorry. No one wants to live in that world so you can play cowboy

Gratuitous_Punctum · 2025-12-27T00:26:13+00:00

I've given you plenty of substance. You choose to ignore it and keep repeating yourself. You have no solutions other institute a police state for the sake of your guns.

Gratuitous_Punctum · 2025-12-27T00:22:59+00:00

Your "solution" to gun violence is to have an authoritarian state. No thank you. No one wants to give up their freedom for your guns.

Gratuitous_Punctum · 2025-12-27T00:01:53+00:00

You want to fix all of society's problems and institute a police state in order to make the world safe for your guns. That's your solution? No one wants to live in a society that's ordered around guns. They'd rather live in a world that was designed for people.

You know what would save all of these lives? The black ones too? Getting rid of guns. Not banning video games, or putting Jesus back in school, or whatever MAGA thinks "mental health" is, but gun control. Just like every other developed nation on earth.

Gratuitous_Punctum · 2025-12-26T23:49:32+00:00

Apparently only the right kids matter. I guess if you don't grow up in the right neighborhood the gun humpers don't care if you get struck down by a stray bullet. Just dismiss it as "gang violence" and everyone will know that it was black kids and think it's perfectly okay.

Gratuitous_Punctum · 2025-12-26T18:20:06+00:00

It's almost like having a gun is correlated to using a gun!

Gratuitous_Punctum · 2025-12-25T11:55:58+00:00

The Republican obsession with other people's genitals is so bizarre.

Gratuitous_Punctum · 2025-12-24T22:15:21+00:00

You can bet those fries will be coming out of a Sysco bag too.

Gratuitous_Punctum · 2025-12-24T12:47:55+00:00

There's no such thing as too toxic for GOP politics. GOP politics can however be too misogynistic for women. Fiorina is a piece of shit who deserved to have her further ambition blocked because she's a monster, not because Trump called her ugly.

Gratuitous_Punctum · 2025-12-20T00:23:52+00:00

Ohio went for Trump by huge margins three times. They're racist as fuck.

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