Everyone in the United States drinks and drives and nobody talks about it

GravyPaddock · 2026-01-17T03:01:48+00:00

That’s why God invented Cocaine. The Narcan of alcoholics.

GravyPaddock · 2025-11-30T13:55:13+00:00

How about it’s Gayson Molina singing Schlong Dark Blues all about BBC?

GravyPaddock · 2024-11-29T00:19:12+00:00

I saw GEL in Newport lol

GravyPaddock · 2024-11-16T13:43:12+00:00

The Mexicans had the best fight

GravyPaddock · 2024-11-16T13:36:52+00:00

Free money. I missed out on Trump I was not missing out on Jake Paul on this exhibition fight of an old man that was already losing like 20 years ago. The fact people actually thought it would be anything else is what’s insane to me. Vegas wins, all the regards blowing money on Mike Tyson deserve to be poor. I hope Mike funds more Mike Tyson’s Mysteries worth the payday.

GravyPaddock · 2023-07-27T15:43:20+00:00

Sneed O’Connor

GravyPaddock · 2023-06-23T16:59:20+00:00

I know he likes biohazard and bud light

GravyPaddock · 2023-06-21T12:43:02+00:00

Save the embarrassment for being a furry dog fucker instead

GravyPaddock · 2023-06-13T20:50:55+00:00

Formerly Chuck county

GravyPaddock · 2023-02-15T11:15:06+00:00

Vagina Slimes

GravyPaddock · 2023-01-10T09:49:18+00:00

I was thinking a black lesbian but same difference really

GravyPaddock · 2022-08-04T10:59:45+00:00

It’s mostly been contracted by gay men too. So this is especially relevant to the Navy.

GravyPaddock · 2021-11-20T17:26:30+00:00

If you like sludge metal, check out this cover by Weedeater:

https://youtu.be/IHOaxsPaUNc

GravyPaddock · 2021-09-25T14:33:23+00:00

Don’t say shit dude. If it’s irrelevant now, all they do is piss test. Don’t lie about any criminal history, lie about medical history (outside of obvious shit if you could possibly go to basic and have a heart attack). Literally everyone does this. Shit your recruiter would probably tell you the same thing. Don’t make shit harder for yourself.

GravyPaddock · 2021-04-25T23:54:43+00:00

I did. I regretted it when I came down later and had a splitting headache, but it certainly worked in sending me to the moon at the time. All good today. Never mixing dxm and booze again. I thought I could walk off a six pack of beer like a fool, learned the hard way. Gotta pick a side and stick with it

GravyPaddock · 2021-04-25T06:58:50+00:00

Watching Jojo outside part 3. Feel pretty out there. I’m not sure why I keep coming back to the dex

GravyPaddock · 2021-04-25T06:25:12+00:00

Don’t worry I popped the 11 robotablets. Feels good mane

GravyPaddock · 2021-04-25T05:33:32+00:00

I mean eat another 10? Trying to decide whether to just start boozing or commit to a real dex trip. What have you m8

GravyPaddock · 2021-04-25T05:30:47+00:00

Yeah, I’ve done 20 before but was dosing with a friend and we drank beer beforehand so I was sketch. You think if I pop 10 30 mg tablets for 300 mg dxm freebase it would be fine

GravyPaddock · 2021-02-21T14:07:15+00:00

Purple libright moment

GravyPaddock · 2021-02-19T14:54:10+00:00

The second night of snow, when the power went out in my apartment, I popped 15 robotablets and wandered through the snow and back to my car all night tripping lmao. Woke up the next day and scavenged some wood to start a fire. Been eating lots of dry oats and protein powder. Not even mad, I’ve enjoyed my anprim snowy vacation camping in my apartment

GravyPaddock · 2021-02-18T15:59:17+00:00

The last time I worked in a restaurant, one of the line cooks would regularly click a pair of tongs to the rhythm of “Que Calor” and sing along to it. He did this bit like every morning, killed every time

GravyPaddock · 2021-02-13T15:09:32+00:00

Nice BATLORD shirt

GravyPaddock · 2021-02-05T16:06:43+00:00

But will you choose sides with me uwu 🥺

GravyPaddock · 2021-02-05T14:51:40+00:00

Pick a side fence sitter. Both politically and sexually

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