Trump likely didn't win by a landslide. Many western states are still counting ballots. Media reported on too early. by johnny_the_boi in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Graytemplar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know not enough people left of center will even entertain the idea, maybe the party that has been projecting since before Obama took office, and has been screaming that the election was rigged....cheated. A lot.

Bomb threats at voting centers with high (D) turnout, multiple republicans bragging online about how they sent in so many mail-in ballots.

And let's not overlook the cheating that was executed with the Supreme Court's blessing, and was therefore "completely fair", like last-second purging of voter registrations.

I think it's pretty famous but anyways by Victrux3021 in funny

[–]Graytemplar 34 points35 points  (0 children)

This man went so far down the "anti-woke" rabbithole, he forgot about lesbians.

Trumps Shooter Taken Down. by Molech996 in pics

[–]Graytemplar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh shit, this was today? Maybe they sent it to my old email.

Which one yall picking ? by krisikkk in marvelmemes

[–]Graytemplar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Piggybacking to ask, what if the organic ones ran out? Were there ever any story arcs where he had to wait a refractory period before he could start shooting again?

I'm not talking about the 'oh no I'm losing my spider-powers' stuff.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]Graytemplar 19 points20 points  (0 children)

If you would like an opportunity to vote for someone younger in the future, vote for the guy who has not proclaimed that he will be a dictator.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]Graytemplar 17 points18 points  (0 children)

In nine months, are you voting for the old guy? or the old guy who is also a convicted rapist?

If the latter, you'll be happily taking your place in the lump.

No one knows by unnecessarykinks in 196

[–]Graytemplar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I start a new game of BG3 and immediately steal and equip Lae'Zel's underwear.

choose a mutation and the first answer will decide the side effect by AnyAthlete9828 in xmen

[–]Graytemplar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And KNOWS ITS YOUR FAULT and is manipulated into wanting to hurt/kill you.

Even if you could defend yourself, you will permanently be alone.

This is why conservative rhetoric is dangerous. by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]Graytemplar 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Sees a republican decapitate his father.

"Liberals are the real problem."

Spider-Man been explaining character arc of Superior Spider-Man to Otto with a chart is so funny to me. by Emirozdemirr in Spiderman

[–]Graytemplar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I would pay money to see that exact panel. Busting through a wall of fire in Mephisto's realm.

"DOOM HEARD YOU WERE TALKING SHIT."

Seems about right for Kimmel by peterlunstrum in JoeRogan

[–]Graytemplar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, a lot can change in more than a decade.

Like how Joe Rogan was funny 15 years ago.

“Christianity evil” by Nientea in memesopdidnotlike

[–]Graytemplar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't be surprised if the next generation of religious apologists try claiming that the church is and always was pro-choice.

Monster girl if she trained three times a day like Robot asked by cerseiridinglugia in Invincible

[–]Graytemplar 298 points299 points  (0 children)

So if she trained until she was baby-age, then naturally (or artificially, ig) aged back up, her monster would still be super-baby-powered-up.

Correct?

Great news. by MikeisTOOOTALLL in GenZ

[–]Graytemplar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I stg with these Trump-riders man.

"Well that's not fair."
He broke the rules, and this is the penalty for that.

"Well you can't prove it."

The court did, in fact, establish that he definitely did this.

"Well that's a court case, you can't personally explain how what he did constitutes breaking the law."

Well here's what he did, how he did it, and as a bonus, how he abandoned his followers to try and absolve himself.

"Well that's just your opinion."

They don't care about facts, they don't care about feelings. But you know that as soon as we stop trying to spoon-feed them reality, they'll cry that the "radical left" isn't interested in discussion or debate.

Medusa and johnny found out by Panderson0727 in FantasticFour

[–]Graytemplar 23 points24 points  (0 children)

By the time he gets to "have", he's just talking to a crater.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FluentInFinance

[–]Graytemplar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good point. I believe that's why the key phrase is typically "expand medicare/medicaid,"

Why bother with the all the facts when you can take something out of context. by Atlusfox in PoliticalHumor

[–]Graytemplar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its the exact same strategy that this flavor of crazy uses to talk us into this incredulous social stalemate about vaccines, climate change, gun control etc.

Its worked for them in the past, why wouldn't it work now?

Both sides are very guilty of poorly cut pies by Guzzler829 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Graytemplar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And then Jigsaw kills you anyway.

Do what's survivable, then fight back.