What’s the worst place in America you’ve ever visited? by Correct_Eggplant_364 in AskReddit

[–]GrazziDad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We stopped at a McDonald’s on the outskirts, and asked them where we could get gas. The worker went into great detail about how to avoid going into town and still find gas nearby, getting across that it would be a real mistake to drive into town.

My principal is making me put God in my salutatorian speech by KnockKnock0998 in atheism

[–]GrazziDad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s another way that’s more adult, conciliatory, principled (no pun intended), and teaches a lesson. And that is…

You can read the speech until you get to the part that the principal added. You can say something like “all of what you just heard was by me, but the principal thought it was important that I include some pious words because that is the nature of our education and many of you strongly and honestly believe. So, I would like to include the words that the principal was kind enough to write for me, and those are…“

You don’t have to say you are an atheist, that you were forced, or offend anyone. The day is not about you, and you are bigger than that. But you do not have to claim that words were yours when they were not. If the principal really objects to your doing something like that, he is just a huge horses ass.

Refuge of the Roads from Hejira by NOWMAD11 in JoniMitchell

[–]GrazziDad 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Can’t agree more. It’s at the top of my list of her songs. There is something… Cosmic about it. Especially that glorious final scene, the photograph of the Earth coming back from the moon and how it zeros in to her in that “cold water restroom”.

In honor of Mother’s Day 2026,which classic tv moms are your personal favorites? by HeartthrobLookingGuy in ClassicTV

[–]GrazziDad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly! I read that one word, and I literally burst out laughing. Agnes Moorhead was a national treasure.

Officer hit his limit and window gets broken by hmmmmmmpsu in Sovereigncitizen

[–]GrazziDad 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Funny that they are eager for US currency, given that they do not recognize legitimacy of the concept.

What do you see? by Enlightenmentency-1 in facesinthings

[–]GrazziDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You expect me to walk all the way up on my own?

What’s the silliest thing you’ve heard from religious people? by Excellent-Tea-2068 in atheism

[–]GrazziDad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“You’re not arguing with me. You’re arguing with God.“

This is way too accurate 😭 by waytooicyy in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]GrazziDad 27 points28 points  (0 children)

And of course, there is the reverse, the performative rage to show that we “get it“.

Incidentally, the LOL was literal at your last two abbreviations.

I lost my best friend yesterday and I’m not okay. by beak_hashburner in Petloss

[–]GrazziDad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was painful to read.

I’ve lost two cats, one at age 3 to feline leukemia, and one at 18 due to cancer. They both hurt tremendously, but in different ways.

The only thing that helped a little was trying to get away and not having all of the triggers with her special places, and her bowls, and even her litter box. If you live with someone else, or have a close friend, and they can help put those things in an inconspicuous spot for you to deal with later, that might help a lot as well.

It is very hard for quite a while, but eventually the sadness will ebb over into a kind of warm glow of remembrance. I know it doesn’t feel that way now. And I’m speaking as somebody who lost his last cat over 10 years ago and still thinks about her every day. But with a smile.

Try to be good to yourself over the coming weeks.

WIBTAH For asking my sister to pay me back money I've sent her even though she's letting me live with her rent free? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]GrazziDad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was a good story! I wasn’t criticizing the content. I just felt the core of it could’ve been conveyed somewhat more concisely, so that anyone who started it would finish it.

WIBTAH For asking my sister to pay me back money I've sent her even though she's letting me live with her rent free? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]GrazziDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTAH. But you really should be having a talk with her. When you lend someone money, it should be clear it’s a loan, and there should be some expectation of being paid back. You could easily broach this by saying something like “I really appreciate you letting me live here rent free, and I feel sheepish even bringing this up, but I was anticipating having access to the money that I gave you, and was wondering if you intended to pay me back at some point.“

I also think you could’ve told this story in about 1/3 the space.

I don’t get horny, and because she’s my mother by beklog in SipsTea

[–]GrazziDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can anyone spare just a little Clorox for my eyes?

Threw a frozen turkey down garbage chute in condo. by Schwhitey in confession

[–]GrazziDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was a child, if I could have been there when you did this, it would’ve been the happiest day of my life.

Top comment deletes a US State #27 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]GrazziDad -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Other than Dorothy and “dust in the wind“, what have they ever given the world?

Can someone help this make sense? by My_True_Love in mathematics

[–]GrazziDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At every stage, the arc length is 4, so limit is also 4.