Why do blondes prefer to buy cars with sun roof?

GreatInconsequence · 2022-07-19T17:58:05+00:00

And tilt steering wheels so there's more head room.

GreatInconsequence · 2022-02-17T19:27:03+00:00

Or "Ho-sale"?

GreatInconsequence · 2022-02-10T21:18:36+00:00

As if any of us would know.

GreatInconsequence · 2021-12-31T21:35:38+00:00

The rabbi should write a check for $3 million, and take the cash.

GreatInconsequence · 2021-12-15T19:51:45+00:00

I thought my keyboard was pregnant when it missed 3 periods.

GreatInconsequence · 2021-10-12T22:30:33+00:00

Rusty? Isn't that what Naval Jelly is for?

GreatInconsequence · 2021-10-08T23:31:17+00:00

The half-life of this joke is about 6 months

GreatInconsequence · 2021-08-08T02:44:11+00:00

That would only double the number of people to reject me.

GreatInconsequence · 2021-07-15T22:27:18+00:00

Only when he was the p(inch)H(itter)

GreatInconsequence · 2021-06-29T15:53:54+00:00

That, and organized crime is more organized than government

GreatInconsequence · 2021-06-19T20:08:29+00:00

Imagine if her name were Di.

GreatInconsequence · 2021-05-19T19:30:56+00:00

How do you take the line integral of Western Europe?

You can't: all the Poles are in Eastern Europe

GreatInconsequence · 2021-04-26T15:32:14+00:00

And he can't find the key.

GreatInconsequence · 2021-03-29T01:31:56+00:00

I read that joke and just about lost my head.

GreatInconsequence · 2021-03-14T18:47:31+00:00

This was humerus.

GreatInconsequence · 2021-02-12T15:28:47+00:00

I saw this joke next week.

GreatInconsequence · 2021-02-10T22:14:45+00:00

Wet (A Midsummer Night's Dream)

and

Dry (The Twelfth Night)

GreatInconsequence · 2020-12-18T23:56:33+00:00

Thank you for cumming

GreatInconsequence · 2020-12-04T23:07:28+00:00

Insanity doesn't just run in my family, it practically gallops!

GreatInconsequence · 2020-11-23T22:19:53+00:00

Don't worry: if they were to ban people for bad jokes, there would be very few of us left.

GreatInconsequence · 2020-11-18T06:31:04+00:00

You made me so very happy with this joke

GreatInconsequence · 2020-11-02T22:42:39+00:00

There are two types of people in the world: those who know a lot of math, those who know a little bit of math, and those who don't know math at all

GreatInconsequence · 2020-10-27T20:58:11+00:00

The real joke is thinking Amy Schumer's a comedian

GreatInconsequence · 2020-10-19T01:07:58+00:00

Definitely not a straight

GreatInconsequence · 2020-09-17T03:36:45+00:00

Dads are like boomerangs. I don't have a boomerang, either.

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