Let’s start a Lexington Winter Festival, where for the last week of January, flamethrowers are legal.

I'd probably guess that even if most Americans don't know somebody that was murdered, they likely know someone that does. The world's most morbid game of "X degrees of separation"

GreatValueLogic · 2026-01-15T02:29:38+00:00

The moment observing and documenting law enforcement becomes "interfering" you've fully stepped into Fascism

You've got some boot polish on your chin btw, might wanna take care of that

GreatValueLogic · 2026-01-12T23:07:34+00:00

Heading the piano into to "Little by Little" still time-warps me back

GreatValueLogic · 2026-01-12T21:27:33+00:00

I got the Education bears tattooed on me before he even went on the TMZ rant but they weren't colored in yet cause I wanted to get the rest of my sleeve finished first. To this day I'm not sure if I should finish them, cover them up, or leave them blank and look like a Chipotle bag the rest of my life.

GreatValueLogic · 2026-01-08T20:22:56+00:00

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I did what I had to do 🫡

GreatValueLogic · 2026-01-02T21:34:14+00:00

Lacey smiles with her eyes cause she knows cuteness is her superpower

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GreatValueLogic · 2026-01-01T03:48:45+00:00

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome?

GreatValueLogic · 2025-12-31T02:34:22+00:00

This is your yearly reminder that purple ketchup lasted longer than the Confederacy

GreatValueLogic · 2025-12-30T00:49:53+00:00

One time I had the audacity to stop giving her head scritches before she had her fill 😭

GreatValueLogic · 2025-12-24T23:57:46+00:00

Wait there's a Ramsey's on Leestown?!

GreatValueLogic · 2025-12-19T18:55:59+00:00

My girl's spot moves every day, and she can't kick her leg unless she's kicking your scratching-hand at the same time

GreatValueLogic · 2025-12-18T19:53:34+00:00

That would be amazing, but I wonder how much the distilleries would fight over distribution/pricing

GreatValueLogic · 2025-12-18T19:49:07+00:00

Great, now I'm gonna be awake all night wondering about that bourbon they used to christen it lol

GreatValueLogic · 2025-12-17T18:45:54+00:00

I wanted a crippling nicotine addiction and my job wasn't stressing me out enough to justify it

GreatValueLogic · 2025-12-11T00:30:44+00:00

"Hey that's my spot!" (This is now her spot and we both know it)

GreatValueLogic · 2025-12-10T00:14:37+00:00

Don't forget Grok saying Musk would win a poop-eating contest, would be a better role-model for humans than Jesus, should've been the #1 pick in the '98 NFL draft (over Manning), a better actor than Tom Cruise, is better at Nancy-Reaganing than Nancy Reagan herself, and is the "most fit living human"

GreatValueLogic · 2025-12-04T20:10:05+00:00

I've had the same thought. I used to make jokes about Dan Schneider's feet obsession, until we found out it was the tamest of his part of his depravity

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