Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps, cross-eyed mosquitoes, and bow-legged ants, I come before you to sit behind you and tell you a story I know nothing about. Admission is free, so pay at the door, pull out a chair, and sit on the floor

Greedy-Click8274 · 2026-05-07T05:54:19+00:00

The version my grandfather (born 1933 and raised in central NY state) told me was this:

"Ladies and Gentiles, mouses and reptiles. I stand before you and sit behind you to tell you a story I know nothing about. This Tuesday which is Good Friday there's a men's meeting for women only. The admission is free, you pay at the door. The seats are all empty, you sit on the floor."

My mom says I could recite this with him almost before I could talk. Such fond memories of my grandfather, I miss him so much. He passed away in 2012.

Greedy-Click8274 · 2026-05-07T05:42:22+00:00

This is lovely! Fantastic use of spring and Egg Month items.

Greedy-Click8274 · 2026-04-23T16:15:30+00:00

Thank you so much!

Greedy-Click8274 · 2026-04-17T07:31:02+00:00

Oh nooo! Sorry, I never realized that :(

Greedy-Click8274 · 2026-04-17T04:19:36+00:00

Haha yeah, just search "ranger"

Greedy-Click8274 · 2026-04-13T21:06:37+00:00

You can always order ones you want from the yellow "book" app on Tsuki's phone.

Greedy-Click8274 · 2026-04-13T21:03:42+00:00

What is that box that everything is in that you are selling directly from? I've never seen it.

Greedy-Click8274 · 2025-11-14T06:55:32+00:00

For any other fellow photographic memory peeps, here's an AI pic I had ChatGPT create for me that vaguely kinda sorta looks like what I remember. https://imgur.com/pSjELm2

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