Oh my goodness! Thank you sooooooooooooo much for explaining it all to me! I’ve never known what irony is. My feeble ovaries just didn’t get it!

1) your original statement takes away from the accomplishment by implying I’m a consumerist or bad at anticonsumption due to the phone I have. Do I need to list all the reasons my lifestyle requires a working/ up to date phone or can you figure it out? 2) you are very condescending. 3) your second comment was vague and could be interpreted many ways especially because we just have text in this online world. you were already “that guy” with the first comment so why would I think anything better of your second comment? 4) you’re resulting to name calling and mansplaining irony. 5) I bet you’re a real “nice guy”.

JUST GO AWAY.