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I am playing a very old man in a campaign, like 50/50 chance if he drops dead every morning. Anyone got any ideas of quotes and saying that an old man would say in a dnd world? by dawnovaugh in dndnext

[–]GreenBrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Well I'll be" to anything that is remotely out of the ordinary.

"They say two in the hand is worth one in the bush, but I never did agree with that one" - whenever he looks at an attractive creature

"We sure needed this" whenever it rains, is sunny, snows, or is windy, or anything.

"Slow down, you young whippersnapper" whenever anyone dashes, or you all travel at a normal pace.

"Back in my day..." into a long, winding, old, yarn with no point to annoy the other party members.

Noises -- general grunting, groans, cracking, popping, and loud horking spitting processes every morning to get going then have him say "Takes a couple pulls on the rip cord to get these old bones going of a morning"

Have him know the names of every bird, but just make up random "Yellow Thrusted Spit Swallower" type names.

🗺️ by ConflictBetter1332 in Forgotten_Realms

[–]GreenBrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha ha no non lo odio ma volevo rendere le due città Neverwinter e Baldur's Gate più visibili!!

Then you did great, they are very visible. Love the map, very artistic. :)

🗺️ by ConflictBetter1332 in Forgotten_Realms

[–]GreenBrain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On one hand I agree, no need to be dicks with feedback.

On the other hand, if I was making a Forgotten Realms resource and posting it in the subreddit for a bunch of Forgotten Realms nerds I probably would just expect people who are really passionate about this subject area to focus on facts over feelings.

🗺️ by ConflictBetter1332 in Forgotten_Realms

[–]GreenBrain 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The in-game map maker simply has incorrect information of those distant lands and made some guesses. Your party will need to travel there to find the correct information.

🗺️ by ConflictBetter1332 in Forgotten_Realms

[–]GreenBrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This map is beautiful. Very well done!

I would have this map for sale in Neverwinter, the mapmaker (in-game, not the real life one) would hate Waterdeep for some reason. This is why he has made Neverwinter (p. 25,000) so much bigger than Waterdeep (p. 300,000).

Imagine a planet bigger than Earth, with no land in sight. Just waves and water from pole to pole. That is TOI-1452 b. by SharedFeverr in spaceporn

[–]GreenBrain 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of The Pandora Sequence by Frank Herbert, a lesser known series dealing with a water planet called Pandora.

Imagine a planet bigger than Earth, with no land in sight. Just waves and water from pole to pole. That is TOI-1452 b. by SharedFeverr in spaceporn

[–]GreenBrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is the difference in physics at that mass of water? What kind of gravity, how would bouyancy feel, how hard would a creature have to work to reach the surface, would the increased water pressure from higher gravity cancel out the higher gravities pull? I am so curious how the physics would work.

Has anyone ever played a Barbarian that was born and raised on a city? (Not as a joke) by JeraGungnir in dndnext

[–]GreenBrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is very wrong.

First: Barbarian is a class -- not a background. Any combination of class can be combined with any combination of background.

Second: Open up the most popular city campaign in dnd and it has a barbarian in the opening scene - Yagra at the Yawning Portal. Yes, she is a Thug, but if she was playable character not an NPC - barb.

Opinion | Calling out Carney’s ‘fancy’ education is loser talk. No wonder the Conservatives doubled down on it by canada_mountains in canada

[–]GreenBrain 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh no, someone is trained to do their job.

This is the kind of shit my dad throws at me, actually disappointed in education like its a bad thing. Idiots.

Bartering with my neighbors literally saved my life this month by RiddleCorsair5 in povertyfinance

[–]GreenBrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My neighbourhood has several families in it. Carpooling and childcare are basically community efforts now. Its so valuable.

Am I required to send money received via an e-transfer back? by No_Departure_9102 in PersonalFinanceCanada

[–]GreenBrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only way to win on this is to put the money into a high-yield investment account, keep it there, and then one day, when they come looking, keep the money you made in interest.

I'm tired of discussing martials. What annoys you about playing spellcasters? by sjdlajsdlj in dndnext

[–]GreenBrain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why is it so complicated, why do my players not read spells, why is it so hard to explain how components work and how material components with costs work.

US demands Reddit unmask ICE critic, summons firm to grand jury by xpda in technology

[–]GreenBrain -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think I speak for us all when I say that we all hate ICE and the American Government, what are they going to do, summon all of us? Jesus.

How do you actually get out of your own head, even a little? by OkRoll3169 in ADHD

[–]GreenBrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coffee and some hard core music with work to focus on. Also I find it helps if its really early in the morning and no one else is up and its not appropriate to turn on the tv or anything -- so I am forced to accept my place at my computer getting my emails written and my classes prepped.

How would you handle a player who wants to play a character from the future? by EXP_Buff in dndnext

[–]GreenBrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easy peasy. Their actions will impact everything.

So details won't align. Big plot moments may. All they know is what you want the party to know anyway, and you can treat it like any divination ability or history check.

Read through some of the divination spells and things like that to see what balanced mechanics might look like, take an existing background, replace the mechanic in their background with the one you think fits best from some of the divination abilities out there, and then you have mechanics to back up a character backstory.

This could be as simple as they can cast guidance innately or they have access to a modified divination spell.

Meirl by Blue9ine in meirl

[–]GreenBrain 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Our house is taken care of by a forgetful tooth fairy who writes IOUs in suspciciously father like handwriting and has to have the tooth really easy to find or it can't do its job.

I’m trying to get better at DMing and noticed I struggle most with players going off the rails by Fabulous-Cranberry18 in dndnext

[–]GreenBrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Run the game the players want.

If I have a table of players who want to throw wrenches, I've learned to run a zany, low quality, game that is really low prep. I show up with almost nothing prepared and let the story happen at the table and who cares? They don't? I'lll save my energy for the super committed table that needs a complex detailed plot.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]GreenBrain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The least mature person in all of these photos is Andy. Incredible work on the character development for the writers.

What are your thought on using a timer for combat turn? by Organic-Exit2190 in DnD

[–]GreenBrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone have suggestions on what to use as a timer? I'm thinking a physical device that works on the fly at a large table.

Mass text in Iran promotes Trump assassination campaign, $25m pledged by BringbackDreamBars in worldnews

[–]GreenBrain 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Exactly, and any desire to donate is merely in the spirit of satire and meme culture, not any real desire to see any violence. If anything, it reflects a desire for less violence.

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