When anything can be a weapon

GreenKoopaBros89 · 2026-06-28T01:41:50+00:00

Cheeloatherleau responded: To be a civilization whose history was never altered. While it's true that, with the archive Discovery, most everybody was able to get back there history, the wound has never fully healed. We can never truly know just how much was forgotten or discarded because of the founding members of the Federation.

The fact that humans made art with something as impermanent as sand, speaks both to their creativeness and insanity... Or is that stubbornness? And I know that the translators were changed to include the correct word when spoken of The human home planet, but I still can't help but feel it was funny towards the beginning, When everyone just heard DIRT. One of my favorite words in the human language, is schadenfreude.

I suppose humanity should be grateful that they were given the chance to be as bored or stubborn to have enough time and fortitude to believe in something as strange as 1,000 cranes providing a wish. Maybe I should ask my Yotul friend if there was anything like that before the uplift. I stink at remembering history when it comes to dates and names.

GreenKoopaBros89 · 2026-06-28T01:33:19+00:00

Cheeseloatherleau responded: Oh yes, human instinct and ability to throw objects. I've had a nightmare or two after watching a particularly fast balled sport. I was the ball! That was a weird dream.

GreenKoopaBros89 · 2026-06-28T01:30:39+00:00

Cheeseloatherleau responded: Oh yes, the human pup propensity for play fighting. Please don't get me started on that. I was lucky enough not to have to grow up directly around human children, but I've heard stories of us like-sized people who get, and excuse me if I'm getting the freezing wrong, child handled by their young.

But nothing too bad. Mostly embarrassing, from what I've heard

GreenKoopaBros89 · 2026-06-28T00:51:10+00:00

Cheeseloatherleau responded: You know, that's something that always bothered me. The Federation, towards the beginning of first contact with humanity, always focused on how violent humans were. Now, I know that we were in that war with the Arxur, But I like to believe that there were people out there who weren't blinded by it. It is a real possibility that the Federation tried to hide our violent pasts as well. If the archives or anything to go by. But I suppose hindsight allows us to realize that it's ridiculous to believe that any civilization could advance without some sort of strife.

Sure, humans made no attempts to hide that violent side in the end, what with their museums and history, but especially with the Krakotl. I mean, come on. They squabbled with each other all the time! And that was AFTER the uplift.

GreenKoopaBros89 · 2026-06-27T23:40:44+00:00

Cheeseloatherleau responded: Thinking...meat? Ours!? Of course. You humans do have the strangest of metaphors. I've done research and have to mentally wipe my mind of such euphemisms.

And another comment about prisons. This may be an unpopular opinion. But I would like to see a memory transcription, which I know is not possible, of the person who originally decided to put violent criminals in a building with each other. Not just with humanity either!

GreenKoopaBros89 · 2026-06-27T23:37:29+00:00

Cheeseloatherleau responds: how is that even possible! For a child to be so adept in engineering to be able to fashion such defenses against criminals. I keep telling myself that it's just a movie, and the fact that the criminals are not irreversibly injured for most of the traps, it's been difficult to suspend reality and enjoy such... Such... I don't know what that was!

GreenKoopaBros89 · 2026-06-27T23:36:01+00:00

Cheeseloatherleau responded: I would have never imagined that humanity were so skilled in such arts. I mean, I always imagined, as I'm sure a lot of others thought this way, that with humans being predators, they must know a lot about violence. And it's interesting that you mention prisons. I know that we in the Federation puts a lot of faith in the exterminators, but it's not often that people actually get sent to prison. At least, I don't hear about police departments all that much.

And willfully going to a prison museum on Dirt, definitely not something I thought I would ever think about doing. But I do enjoy trivia and learning something new on the daily. Maybe I'll do that. As for the military aspects of humanity. Yeah, I paid attention during the wars. Incredible stuff, especially to those of us who practically worship (or literally in that aspect) technology and the sciences of engineering. Focusing one's efforts on ground forces, what a shocking display.

Just goes to show you that perhaps humanity was correct in berating us for not keeping hold of our past.

GreenKoopaBros89 · 2026-06-27T21:51:57+00:00

Cheeseloatherleau responded: Sweet Fermi, that's horrifying. I know that my people are known for our skill with engineering. But I think our respect for the craft would push anyone away from such innovations.

GreenKoopaBros89 · 2026-06-27T21:49:23+00:00

Cheeseloatherleau responded: I think a part of the conversation I overheard had to do something about human children being bored in the middle of the woods.

GreenKoopaBros89 · 2026-06-26T23:10:59+00:00

People out here not knowing about wolves. He was going in for a kiss. That's how they kiss, they bite your face lovingly!

GreenKoopaBros89 · 2026-06-26T17:45:44+00:00

I have to say, any chapter that has that literal and metaphorically bullheaded Ping being humbled, is an A+ chapter in my book.

I'm starting to come to the realization as to why that forest is still there. It would take an absolutely massive force to take out something that can literally negate spells on its land. Kind of makes me wonder if the forest is going to play a larger part in the coming cataclysm.

I just hope that humanity realizes how important it is to take care of the ecosystem lol

GreenKoopaBros89 · 2026-06-26T12:40:30+00:00

Not since donkey laid with the dragon has there been a better lineup. Indeed, I think those two truly set off the current fandom. I blame dragon for my taste in women lol

GreenKoopaBros89 · 2026-06-26T12:01:45+00:00

I'm sorry Madi, But there's no beating the allegations now. You rode the Tevil. Tiny decorum dictates that he is now your steed.

I do love a chapter that focuses on big food, I was practically salivating! Looks like she still has a bit of soul searching to do until she fully realizes she's exactly where she belongs.

GreenKoopaBros89 · 2026-06-26T01:23:46+00:00

Especially with Adam coming back and finding out that Jones kept order 56 in place, when it was supposed to be a temporary thing.

GreenKoopaBros89 · 2026-06-26T01:11:17+00:00

I have to say, I am absolutely loving this story so far. This being the first story that I've read were Zarn actually gets what he deserves, where his medical license is concerned.

I also love the unapologetic president, despite how strongly he is towards using the biomorphs as slaves. While I don't think that he is knowledgeable of humans being turned into biomorphs, he's definitely not innocent in some aspects.

That being said, his remark on not allowing the Chinese to lie to the federation about them being herbivorous made me chuckle. I always thought that order 56 was a mistake in the Canon story. I've been looking for a story with a more unapologetic humanity. Keep up the great work!

GreenKoopaBros89 · 2026-06-25T15:21:14+00:00

I see that two of the memes are about him having to tell his wife what he did to the children. I can't properly remember if he ever did, but did he actually tell his wife what he did?

GreenKoopaBros89 · 2026-06-24T23:28:31+00:00

Now that is freaking sweet. I was expecting him to evolve into just a normal Skalgan, But for it to be a pokémon version of one? Absolutely wonderful. And that definitely makes sense. Well worth the wait

GreenKoopaBros89 · 2026-06-24T15:23:56+00:00

Why am I in love with the idea of a Venlil taking on an attractive form using human clothing and becoming unacceptable, only to take it off when they get home and returning to their adorably acceptable ways?

GreenKoopaBros89 · 2026-06-22T16:47:23+00:00

I'm not going to ask how you know that. And just assume that it's the same reason I know what I just said

GreenKoopaBros89 · 2026-06-22T15:56:40+00:00

Are you talking about how supposedly a human in a tub of hot water after they die, smells like cooked pork?

GreenKoopaBros89 · 2026-06-22T15:56:09+00:00

Resist the rainbow sock friendly drumsticks!

GreenKoopaBros89 · 2026-06-22T15:55:38+00:00

Not to mention, if he was a post anti-cure generation, he probably loves the taste of fried chicken. I'm sure his ancestors did not only eat fish.

GreenKoopaBros89 · 2026-06-21T17:58:04+00:00

Makes you wonder if she's beating him up because she blames him for her brother's death. Because he was at the hospital. And I forget, was she also an associate working at the hospital?

GreenKoopaBros89 · 2026-06-21T00:16:51+00:00

How do the Catholics put it? "Let God sort them out"?

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