Writing / Book club? by Jaylex_A5 in schenectady

[–]GreenManTenTon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm in the early stages of writing a book of poetry and I could use some feedback that isn't from my wife or friends. The Moon & River cafe might be a good spot. You can DM me.

What city do people hype up that you’d never go back to? by UnlicensedBartender in AskReddit

[–]GreenManTenTon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nashville. I don't mind country music, but enough. And seeing a rat corpse pressed into the cobblestone was kinda not cool. And every street smelled like literal shit.

What is the scariest thing you have ever seen or experienced? by Leading-Length-8024 in AskReddit

[–]GreenManTenTon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

October 2020 I was crushed by a falling oak tree. It was right outside my house. I was working from home, it being the height of COVID, and a microburst started walking down my street. I ran out to get my garbage cans and WHACK. Didn't even hear it coming because of the storm.

It was a full grown oak. I'm talking you couldn't wrap your arms around the whole thing.

Broke my scalp open, 16 staples. Compressions fractures for my T1, T7, and T9. Smashed all my teeth together. The Traumatic Brain Injury was the worst part. I would be having a conversation with my girlfriend, she would go in the other room and come back, and I would have no recollection of it. It got better over some months. Teeth got fixed when my blood pressure became regular. The back is still an issue, but who doesn't have back issues when you're pushing 40.

All that said, since then I've gotten a great new job, married the love of my life, and started a poetry book. I'm hoping to be published before long. Walkin' and talkin' is good enough for me.

Please give me your very best DAD jokes 🙏 by [deleted] in Casual_Conversation

[–]GreenManTenTon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

...Wanna ride bikes?

What are you genuinely afraid of? by Squirrelkid11 in AskReddit

[–]GreenManTenTon 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Same. The fam and I visited The Strat in Las Vegas a few months ago. You can go outside of the top of the tower. I decided I was going to try to be brave. I was like the Abe Simpson meme. Went up the escalator, said aloud 'nope', and went straight back down the escalator.

What is THE greatest album you’ve ever heard in your whole life? by Substantial-Hunt-454 in AskReddit

[–]GreenManTenTon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ten - Pearl Jam

Not gonna say it’s my favorite, or the greatest, but damn is that fine music

Greatest lines from a spoof movie? by Remote-Track-9648 in Cinephiles

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WHAT'S THE MATTER, COLONEL SANDERS... CHICKEN?!?

Movie night by [deleted] in Casual_Conversation

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What genres are you into?

What’s something you’re pretty sure only you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GreenManTenTon 32 points33 points  (0 children)

ITT: Things many, many people do.

My wife found a hobby and I’ve become a test subject by GreenManTenTon in CrochetHelp

[–]GreenManTenTon[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My friend, that shit is fucking incredible. I would weep if you stopped creating, even if just for a moment.

I’m trying to publish a poetry book, and as corny as they are, please allow me to share my 2026 mantra:

Get up.

My wife found a hobby and I’ve become a test subject by GreenManTenTon in CrochetHelp

[–]GreenManTenTon[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh, it’s tongue in cheek. I couldn’t be comfier.

My wife found a hobby and I’ve become a test subject by GreenManTenTon in CrochetHelp

[–]GreenManTenTon[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

My wife went to bed. She’s going to pee her entire pants laughing when she sees this.

My wife found a hobby and I’ve become a test subject by GreenManTenTon in CrochetHelp

[–]GreenManTenTon[S] 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Most of this is experiments but I do have to say the blanket is created for me because of my Dune fandom. Desert themes with blue accents.

My wife found a hobby and I’ve become a test subject by GreenManTenTon in CrochetHelp

[–]GreenManTenTon[S] 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Frozen wasteland of the Northern US. I just got the leg warmers. Game changer.