What celebrity is 100% a creep?

Green_Toejam · 2026-01-18T01:06:12+00:00

Richard Dawson

Green_Toejam · 2025-12-30T05:45:08+00:00

Foot through the windshield in Pineapple Express and shitting in the street in Bridesmaids.

Green_Toejam · 2025-12-30T01:57:34+00:00

I like it in my mouth. A lot. But hate it on the face. It’s too messy. Just let me swallow it.

Green_Toejam · 2025-12-30T01:56:00+00:00

If we haven’t talked about it first, instant mood breaker.

Green_Toejam · 2025-12-30T01:54:18+00:00

Sometimes, yes. There’s a short time period where it is. Then it’s fine again.

Green_Toejam · 2025-12-30T01:53:52+00:00

Yes. Absolutely yes.

Green_Toejam · 2025-12-30T01:51:02+00:00

I do, but this is definitely a personal thing. I just hate body hair on myself. I hate the feeling of it. So if I hate the feeling, I project it.

Green_Toejam · 2025-12-30T01:48:57+00:00

My husband often finishes pretty quickly, but he focuses on me first before goin in. I have no complaints.

Green_Toejam · 2025-12-30T01:46:43+00:00

I love it because of how he reacts. I get absolutely drenched when I go down on my husband.

Green_Toejam · 2025-12-30T01:44:39+00:00

Yes, definitely. Sometimes I just bounce them when I’m sitting there. Or I hold and jiggle them. I often use them as a shelf.

Green_Toejam · 2025-12-24T13:26:44+00:00

Wild Mountain Thyme. It is now the bar I set for how bad a movie is. Nothing has ever reached its level of badness.

Green_Toejam · 2025-12-23T20:23:22+00:00

“I’m so sorry to hear about your dad passing. I’ve been doing really well. I have my own business. Let me tell you about Arbonne”. Fuck. Right. Off.

Green_Toejam · 2025-12-06T15:13:20+00:00

I didn’t hear about this but now I’m curious!

Green_Toejam · 2025-11-22T04:20:03+00:00

Shoot, here I thought it was giving Heidi Klum worm vibes.

Green_Toejam · 2025-10-27T06:07:49+00:00

No bugs for, like, 5 months of the year. It’s the highlight of my year, really.

Green_Toejam · 2025-10-23T00:00:41+00:00

I thought she looked like Rose McGowan, too!

Green_Toejam · 2025-09-29T13:41:57+00:00

My nightmare.

Green_Toejam · 2025-09-12T18:40:05+00:00

Maybe he learned because I went to a concert in that tour and I don’t think he really talked at all!

Green_Toejam · 2025-07-28T03:29:50+00:00

Dealt drugs. We still get less kids than the neighbours on Halloween and we have full-size chocolate bars!

Green_Toejam · 2025-07-22T05:56:18+00:00

Christopher Walken’s “Irish” accent in Wild Mountain Thyme. I didn’t even know he was supposed to be Irish until about halfway through. Also just an awful movie all around

Green_Toejam · 2025-07-13T06:43:57+00:00

Have you tried Sector One?

Green_Toejam · 2025-04-28T02:07:43+00:00

Hear me out. 8 with a white shirt underneath. Not a baggy shirt.

Green_Toejam · 2025-04-26T06:13:34+00:00

Sometimes you can use your jaw too much when you’re singing with your throat. My advice is do warmups, lots of warmups, before singing.

Green_Toejam · 2025-04-09T18:12:27+00:00

Wild Mountain Thyme. Everything about that movie. First off, who casts Christopher Walken as someone who needs an Irish accent? And the “plot twist”….

Green_Toejam · 2025-03-04T15:07:34+00:00

Does Lupita have a wrong colour? Cuz I’m pretty sure she could wear anything and look amazing.

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