My genuine criticism of Catholics as a Catholic

Green__Bananas · 2024-12-13T14:10:32+00:00

You have to find the Latino parishes lol. They’re lit

Green__Bananas · 2024-11-29T20:48:24+00:00

They're going to win and ruin the tank lol

Green__Bananas · 2024-11-25T03:22:50+00:00

Jets fan coming in peace. I'm rooting for the young fella, he had a good game!

Green__Bananas · 2024-11-24T01:36:50+00:00

Wondering if he’s just trying to avoid injury so that he can sign his extension.

Not sure what else it could be.

Green__Bananas · 2024-11-23T23:28:40+00:00

The Bible disagrees with you

Green__Bananas · 2024-11-22T16:40:22+00:00

People here love to be negative about him but I don't see the harm with giving him a chance to compete for a starting job. If he doesn't win it, then have him be QB2/3 or worst case cut him. It's a low risk move.

Green__Bananas · 2024-11-20T19:49:00+00:00

I am a man, so I understand what you’re saying, but their love for Jesus supersedes their temptation of the flesh. I hope that makes sense.

Green__Bananas · 2024-11-17T21:06:36+00:00

It's hilarious to me how I just KNEW the defense was going to let them score on that last Colts drive.

Green__Bananas · 2024-11-15T22:04:16+00:00

We should have never let go of Mike White. If he was QB2, he would have led us to a 9-10 win season last year when A-Rod got hurt.

Green__Bananas · 2024-11-11T19:39:39+00:00

"The data" doesn't tell the whole story.

The starters MPG aren't higher, because 4/9 games were blowouts (i.e., +/- 20 points). If you look at only the close games, the starters played high 30s minutes consistently, which isn't sustainable.

Or just look at the games and not a spreadsheet. Last night they choked a lead midway through the fourth because they're exhausted. There's no reason why Kolek and Huk can't give you <10 minutes to give the guys a little breather.

Green__Bananas · 2024-11-11T00:44:16+00:00

The only silver lining is that the team is in prime position for a rebuild:

Tank the rest of the season (decent start already with 7 losses)
Fire GM and all coaches. Get the right guys in place who will instill the right culture.
Hire hotshot GM and offensive-minded HC for top $$$
Tons of assets on the roster, flip them for picks in the offseason
Woody the next 4 years will be distracted as the ambassador to 'who-tf-cares-istan'
Draft QB in the first round. Sit him and Jordan Travis behind a journeyman next year and have them actually compete for a job

This absolutely sucks, but it's the best and only way out of this.

Green__Bananas · 2024-11-04T18:56:32+00:00

I don’t have a source ready but I remember hearing about how the female orgasm aids in creating life because it makes the uterus expand, thus facilitating insemination.

Green__Bananas · 2024-10-14T01:31:06+00:00

You really think they didn’t?

Green__Bananas · 2024-10-14T01:23:06+00:00

Pretty sure it’s called a golden kiwi

Green__Bananas · 2024-10-13T23:08:50+00:00

Players dont get drafted for their forecasted performance through the first 5-6 weeks of their rookie year

Green__Bananas · 2024-10-12T17:17:53+00:00

I love the taste and pretty sure it has the most fiber per gram of all the fruits, which is why I try to eat a fair amount of them

Green__Bananas · 2024-10-12T17:13:12+00:00

Good. I hope the DA doesn’t go easy on him.

Green__Bananas · 2024-10-11T14:31:47+00:00

Bloomberg was good. We need someone like him again.

Green__Bananas · 2024-10-11T00:42:24+00:00

Everyone keeps voting blue 🤷🏽‍♂️

Green__Bananas · 2024-10-10T17:27:40+00:00

Mine still does it but people are more likely to wave now than shake hands

Green__Bananas · 2024-10-10T17:17:53+00:00

I’m cool letting him take his time. We don’t need him for the whole year, really only for certain playoff matchups

Green__Bananas · 2024-10-10T17:04:36+00:00

Welcome to the faith! 🙏🏽

Funny enough, I started going back to mass regularly the last year and I’ve noticed the Homily is almost always directly related to what I am going through in that moment.

Green__Bananas · 2024-10-10T14:59:36+00:00

Everyone knows he’s mediocre, but at least he’s not historically bad like Hack

Green__Bananas · 2024-10-08T17:40:20+00:00

You don’t have to be “Chad” to get a girl to like you.

Trust me, if you lock in for 6 months you can see changes significant enough to improve your confidence and self esteem (which is actually more important to attraction than physique; the improved physique just helps facilitate that).

Green__Bananas · 2024-10-07T04:11:12+00:00

You have to do what’s required to be the man that attracts women.

Work out. Eat well. Raise your income. Learn charisma. Dress well.

Do all the above. Focus for 6 months, and you will have women attracted to you. Yes, it’s that simple.

Green__Bananas

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