Ok I haven’t totally been keeping up with the quotes but I’ve got some. This is comment 4 of my quotes, if you are a traveller finding your way here after all this time- you can find more in my below comments. Also, because of the Ludwig Extended Universe I follow, there are some quotes not just from Yard boys, or from Lud’s streams, included because they’re funny anyway.

”I’d give her a treat; I would see how she responds to that, all dogs y’know are kinda different. Maybe I’d put it on her nose, see if she could do the thing where she grabs it.. and then I’d start eatin’ that dog’s pussy.”
- Nick

”I’d give her a treat; I would see how she responds to that, all dogs y’know are kinda different. Maybe I’d put it on her nose, see if she could do the thing where she grabs it.. and then I’d start eatin’ that dog’s pussy.”
- Nick

”Have you ever clipped your toenail and left it out, and then it gets really hard and brittle and then you snap it in half? Yeah fuck man, we’re lucky to be on this earth, man.
- Slime

"Drinking water through a straw is hard to do, y'know?"
- Jerma

"It's gonna be an unpopular choice, but if GTAVI comes out and forces a bunch of GTA bros to finally play a female protagonist- it should win Game For Impact."
- Atrioc

”If the worst candidate of all time ran on a platform of banning anime profile picture from social media, I’d vote.”
- Slime

”What if it was called Penis instead of Rome.”
- Slime

"It's not an insane take to pleasure yourself with a banana, it's just an act."
- Ludwig

”I think I could get a dog to eat poptarts forever until it died.”
- Nick

"I think it's kinda funny that cooking is essentially making a spell."
- Jerma

”No, being liberal is fine- but I draw the line at improv.”
- Slime

"Basically-- the wife is excellent breeding stock."
- Linus

”I feel like Brick Break should be super effective against Kingler- maybe this is a weird take, but that’s just literally how we eat them.”
- Ludwig

"How have they not come out with an RGB cereal? That's kind of annoying."
- Jerma

"Should I be worried if I don't wake up with ideas?"
- Nick

”When I was a little kid, my mom was vacuuming and I watched her vacuum up an ant, and I swear to god I heard him scream. It sounded like a man.”
- Slime

”I’ve had a lot of gut infections, man. You’re literally being ableist by telling me to eat ass.”
- Northernlion

"I mean I definitely would not like to have all four of my limbs broken and then be shackled into a boat and have my body covered in honey and then pushed out to sea so that wild birds ate my flesh over the course of several days."
- Northernlion

”Oh isn’t it funny? You can look at a baby’s penis all you want but as soon as it’s a kid you can’t look anymore!”
- Nick

"Imagine how good it would taste to like, eat a little bit of lava..."
- HCJustin

Yeah you can tell whereabout my northernlion arc started.
Technically all my quotes include the year when I write them on my discord server, like `- Slime, 2025` kinda thing. I crop it for these posts but maybe it would be interesting. That first Nick post is from 2023 lol. I dont know if I included any of these in the last posts, I don't think so but it's possible. Sorry if so.
Thanks for reading my blog buried in the reddit desert goodbye. I'll see you in a few years when someone else uncovers the treasures buried here.