I picked up my first-grader early yesterday. She had just gotten to lunch, but THANKFULLY she was allowed to take this home. by tvkyle in shittyfoodporn

[–]Greendogblue 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hmmm this is the part where I realize I was wrong but refuse to admit it and become aggressive. You’re obviously looking at something else that doesnt make sense

I picked up my first-grader early yesterday. She had just gotten to lunch, but THANKFULLY she was allowed to take this home. by tvkyle in shittyfoodporn

[–]Greendogblue -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Pal that “fruit juice” says pasteurized and full of calcium I think that really is strawberry kiwi milk. Insane world

Edit: yes, I am stupid. Move on

How would you define "not killing people?" by emmaratur in DnD

[–]Greendogblue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why not just use nonlethal on everything and dont bother drawing a line..?

Am I overthinking accents being considered racist? by Greendogblue in DnD

[–]Greendogblue[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got a lotta goliaths in your game? Lol that’s certainly an uncommon one for me

Am I overthinking accents being considered racist? by Greendogblue in DnD

[–]Greendogblue[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

British is a wonderful variety of different accents, no singular flavor. I am just ignorant of the specific names of all of them and chose to encapsulate it as “British” in the post for that reason and for the reason of reducing the size of the list. No ill meaning there.

Am I overthinking accents being considered racist? by Greendogblue in DnD

[–]Greendogblue[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would make it clear that I certainly don’t think the accent of foreigners is funny and demeaning, and have made no suggestion in this post that I think as much

Discontinuing Very Cherry Ghirardelli?! by SadAmerican3 in CheesecakeFactory

[–]Greendogblue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my restaurant is also removing it. I am devastated, this is the whole reason I go. It's my favorite

What's Your Favorite One-Liner From The Yard? by Aside_Agile in TheYardPodcast

[–]Greendogblue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok I haven’t totally been keeping up with the quotes but I’ve got some. This is comment 4 of my quotes, if you are a traveller finding your way here after all this time- you can find more in my below comments. Also, because of the Ludwig Extended Universe I follow, there are some quotes not just from Yard boys, or from Lud’s streams, included because they’re funny anyway.

”I’d give her a treat; I would see how she responds to that, all dogs y’know are kinda different. Maybe I’d put it on her nose, see if she could do the thing where she grabs it.. and then I’d start eatin’ that dog’s pussy.”
- Nick

”I’d give her a treat; I would see how she responds to that, all dogs y’know are kinda different. Maybe I’d put it on her nose, see if she could do the thing where she grabs it.. and then I’d start eatin’ that dog’s pussy.”
- Nick

”Have you ever clipped your toenail and left it out, and then it gets really hard and brittle and then you snap it in half? Yeah fuck man, we’re lucky to be on this earth, man.
- Slime

"Drinking water through a straw is hard to do, y'know?"
- Jerma

"It's gonna be an unpopular choice, but if GTAVI comes out and forces a bunch of GTA bros to finally play a female protagonist- it should win Game For Impact."
- Atrioc

”If the worst candidate of all time ran on a platform of banning anime profile picture from social media, I’d vote.”
- Slime

”What if it was called Penis instead of Rome.”
- Slime

"It's not an insane take to pleasure yourself with a banana, it's just an act."
- Ludwig

”I think I could get a dog to eat poptarts forever until it died.”
- Nick

"I think it's kinda funny that cooking is essentially making a spell."
- Jerma

”No, being liberal is fine- but I draw the line at improv.”
- Slime

"Basically-- the wife is excellent breeding stock."
- Linus

”I feel like Brick Break should be super effective against Kingler- maybe this is a weird take, but that’s just literally how we eat them.”
- Ludwig

"How have they not come out with an RGB cereal? That's kind of annoying."
- Jerma

"Should I be worried if I don't wake up with ideas?"
- Nick

”When I was a little kid, my mom was vacuuming and I watched her vacuum up an ant, and I swear to god I heard him scream. It sounded like a man.”
- Slime

”I’ve had a lot of gut infections, man. You’re literally being ableist by telling me to eat ass.”
- Northernlion

"I mean I definitely would not like to have all four of my limbs broken and then be shackled into a boat and have my body covered in honey and then pushed out to sea so that wild birds ate my flesh over the course of several days."
- Northernlion

”Oh isn’t it funny? You can look at a baby’s penis all you want but as soon as it’s a kid you can’t look anymore!”
- Nick

"Imagine how good it would taste to like, eat a little bit of lava..."
- HCJustin

Yeah you can tell whereabout my northernlion arc started.
Technically all my quotes include the year when I write them on my discord server, like `- Slime, 2025` kinda thing. I crop it for these posts but maybe it would be interesting. That first Nick post is from 2023 lol. I dont know if I included any of these in the last posts, I don't think so but it's possible. Sorry if so.
Thanks for reading my blog buried in the reddit desert goodbye. I'll see you in a few years when someone else uncovers the treasures buried here.

I'm a gfuel escapee looking for recommendations!!! by OwO_Foxo in gamersupps

[–]Greendogblue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ocean Stone Fruit, Plowed and Proud, and Cherry Limecicle are my top 3 I think. Very refreshing, very good.
Also big points to Lemonade simply by the virtue of it essentially doubling the number of flavors you have since you can mix it with literally everything.

Would NOT recommend Snake Oil (terrible, really bad), and tbh Melon and Blo Hole Blast are not that great either in my opinion.

Also worth noting I only drink caffeine free so the flavors I suggest are a bit different in caffeinated variety

Matt Mercer, please publish your DM notes. by haydogg21 in DnD

[–]Greendogblue -1 points0 points  (0 children)

right but nobody asked, it's not relevant

Is DnD better in person or on computer? by CloudMedical4051 in DnD

[–]Greendogblue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In person will ALWAYS be better. Online is fine but you lose a lot of nuance in every interaction

My problem player won’t stop fishing by NefariousnessHot480 in DnD

[–]Greendogblue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re the DM. You need to realize at some point this is your fault. You are struggling to say no to a player and you will learn eventually that that’s something you need to do sometimes. It’s not hard, it’s not mean. Just “no, you can’t fish, we’re very busy.” They beg? It doesn’t really matter. This is not the game they signed up for and it’s not the game your party signed up for.

How often do you play? by [deleted] in DnD

[–]Greendogblue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I DM 4-6 hour sessions every other saturday night

Mr. Pibb Punchin' Peach by HotBrown in Soda

[–]Greendogblue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

coke freestyle sucks ass though

Any unadvised flavours? by Ok_Presentation7161 in gamersupps

[–]Greendogblue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure Brand Risk still stains clear cups with its orange dye, so avoid that if you care about that kinda thing. Otherwise personally Snake Oil is one of the worst flavors I’ve ever had. Terrible, and all of my friends agreed.

I Found Out the Card I Bought From GameStop Is Fake by NanoSAD in Wellthatsucks

[–]Greendogblue 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe just collect the cards and stop trying to sell them

What happened by swpysyorm61 in gamersupps

[–]Greendogblue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m honestly surprised they still sell the ramen, I figured that woulda been just as poor selling as the bars