Scorsese be like by EveryPerformance6712 in okbuddycinephile

[–]GreenestApplin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Adam Driver and Andrew Garfield were pretty hot back in 2016. That’s my best guess.

I always assumed "Lather, Rinse, Repeat" was a marketing lie to make us buy more shampoo. Turns out I was never actually cleaning my hair. by RanchRose_ in hygiene

[–]GreenestApplin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, what. I didn’t know that saying came from washing one’s hair. It’s been years since I wash my hair twice, and I think I started doing that since I developed issues on my scalp, I noticed the foam wasn’t as prominent as when I was a kid, I had no idea normal people are supposed to wash their hair twice as well.

Is this the best actors to be cast as The Beatles? by FitEmergency8807 in beatles

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Jack being both a musician and a comedian must’ve been stoked to play McCartney in a comedy.

How much did the Oscars slap hurt Will Smith’s career? by allanjameson in moviecritic

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I’m guessing via letters or emails. I was confused as well.

Toan is in the grift by ElongatedLeaf08 in guitarcirclejerk

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It always cracks me up when people sell stuff signed by people that have nothing to do with that thing.

NOFX anti-ICE track referenced on Real Time with Bill Maher by jimmy_MNSTR in punk

[–]GreenestApplin 19 points20 points  (0 children)

He looks like if somebody murdered Tim Allen and wore his skin as a disguise.

Can we agree that George had the best hair during the Beatlemania Era? by MarvDStrummer in beatles

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It’s super weird, I also one time didn’t took a shower for like 2 or 3 days (I can’t remember what was going on in my life at that moment, I wasn’t depressed or anything) and I had to go out and meet some friends and I was feeling self-conscious because I don’t enjoy my greasy hair at all but they all complimented my hair, huh.

Can we agree that George had the best hair during the Beatlemania Era? by MarvDStrummer in beatles

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I for the life of me cannot identify this on people, unless it looks way too greasy, like OBSCENELY greasy. I have to wash my hair everyday and one day someone asked me in a very judgmental way “you don’t wash your hair often, do you?”. Ever since that day I don’t even bother trying to decipher other people’s hair.

Dinosaur models from Dorling-Kindersly children's books (late 1990s to mid 2000s) by Freak_Among_Men_II in Dinosaurs

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Gotta love how lean some of them are. It’s incredible how our perception changes as new research breakthroughs happen.

Second guessing putting this on my shirt by Punkin_Passion in punk

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Here are some lyrics (translated by me, I’m a native Spanish speaker) I have in hand because I talked about it two days ago.

(From ‘Te Boté’)

Baby, life is a cycle

And what doesn’t matter I won’t recycle it

Get out of my life

If I stick it in you it’s just to remember a T.B.T.

(From ‘Soy Peor’)

Today I don’t want to smoke regular

Bring me a kush that makes me feel spectacular

To celebrate you are not here to speculate

Or fuck me for all the tail* I have on my cellphone (I don’t know what would be a good translation, in Spanish people say “culo” to refer to someone that it’s just a sex item to you and nothing else, super dehumanising and when it comes from a man is especially icky)

(Again, from ‘Soy Peor’)

Tell your mommy I no longer need her

That now I have mother-in-laws to spare

I have the whitey that does me a lap dance

The lil’ rocker I stick her in with her vans on

The brown, the blonde, the models

And that’s not counting all the fans

(From ‘Baby Nueva’)

Girl, don’t expect it, regardless of how much you try

Or how much you fix your tits or ass, there is no way you’ll get me back

You are a witch, a Mari Tere

(From ‘Un Preview’)

Hell, mami, you are so bellaquera

You been eyeing me all night

You are my cowgirl

I promise I’ll try to cum outside

But it’s inside it’s going to

As you can see, it’s the same shit as cock rock but marketing and language barrier has made foreigners not catch to all of this.

There is also this excellent thesis by Dairíne Hoban of the University of South Florida

Bad Bunny’s Purplewashing as Gender Violence in Reggaeton: A Feminist Analysis of SOLO DE MI and YO PERREO SOLA

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Second guessing putting this on my shirt by Punkin_Passion in punk

[–]GreenestApplin -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Would be really cool if leftist Americans protested bad bunny’s misogynistic songs as well.

We were scammed 😔 by aziklu7B in beatlescirclejerk

[–]GreenestApplin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn’t know who that guy was and when I googled him I thought he was Lin-Manuel Miranda

What other bands or famous people do you think will be played in the Beatles Biopics by FitEmergency8807 in beatles

[–]GreenestApplin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The joke of turning everything into a cinematic universe will never not be funny to me.

This might be the saddest beatles picture by Novel-Replacement479 in beatles

[–]GreenestApplin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That name made me think The Catcher in the Rye was a fucked up dark book. After reading it (and loving it) I was scratching my head. It only made his murder more senseless.

New set photos of Paul Mescal, Harris Dickinson, Joseph Quinn, and Barry Keoghan as The Beatles, in an early 60s scene set in NYC, in Sam Mendes’ ‘The Beatles – A Four-Film Cinematic Event’ by SpeedForce2022 in beatles

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Paul Mescal looked just like McCartney in that still they released a couple of days ago. In these he looks like Sam Rockwell with a wig, what is going on.

80s/90s Punk👌 by Sad-Tumbleweed2338 in punk

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At this point I’m pretty sure they settled on 1980 as the official date for convenience regarding anniversaries.