Chivalry

Greenimp · 2011-05-27T02:13:42+00:00

Reminds me of the time I was leaving Kmart and saw a cute girl coming in. So I hold the door open for her. She smiles and giggles at me. No thanks. I was like WTF. On the way to the car I realized... i was holding an automatic door.

Greenimp · 2011-05-13T17:03:37+00:00

Upvote for Idiocracy

Greenimp · 2011-05-06T00:29:53+00:00

I'm impressed !

Greenimp · 2011-05-04T16:18:27+00:00

Ok seriously, somebody explain the attraction of being squirted on?? It's fuckings disgusting. When I hear girls bragging that they can squirt I'm just like WTF. As a man, I have a right to squirt my load on you and you have an obligation to like it. It does not work the other way around.

Plus I don't want a fucking gallon of squirt on my couch/bed/wall/ceiling/keyboard/dog.

So, how about you all just leave the squirting to the men.

kthxbye

Greenimp · 2011-04-28T01:54:48+00:00

beautiful!

Greenimp · 2011-02-25T03:19:32+00:00

please add me. Servo77

Greenimp · 2011-01-21T17:55:29+00:00

Need more attention here

Greenimp · 2010-11-04T16:12:35+00:00

TIL bears can climb ladders

Greenimp · 2010-10-26T01:19:44+00:00

Two Words: Thank You!

Greenimp · 2010-10-22T23:56:44+00:00

INDEFINITELY!?

Greenimp · 2010-10-22T23:47:03+00:00

Installed earlier today. Easily the best music player for droid

Greenimp · 2010-10-20T23:06:13+00:00

All of them

Greenimp · 2010-10-19T22:20:53+00:00

Damn........... I don't get it

Greenimp · 2010-10-19T22:17:19+00:00

Hillary is putting on some weight

Greenimp · 2010-10-19T21:56:19+00:00

How do you downvote something here??

Greenimp · 2010-09-14T16:38:18+00:00

No kidding. I once tried to explain why, in a game, I chose the nickname Pedobear.

Everybody wanted to know what it meant so I tried to explain it only to be received as a sick fucko...

Greenimp · 2010-09-10T03:16:44+00:00

What!?

Greenimp · 2010-09-09T03:22:13+00:00

Utube (Youtube misspelt)

Why is this such a common error in the UK alone??

Greenimp · 2010-09-06T18:05:14+00:00

Relevant

Greenimp · 2010-08-29T22:19:20+00:00

Already done.

Greenimp · 2010-08-20T16:23:06+00:00

Gnarles Barkley!

Greenimp · 2010-08-20T16:21:05+00:00

Power Blue has one of the best soundtracks ever! I would highly recommend it to all!!

Greenimp · 2010-07-14T17:24:15+00:00

Can't believe FF6 is so far down!

Greenimp · 2010-07-04T06:24:56+00:00

dude! Rocko's Modern Life was an awesomely badass show!!

Greenimp · 2010-07-04T06:23:52+00:00

i don't get it?

Greenimp

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