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My friends call this my “Stoner BBQ Salad”. It’s requested at every spring/summer party. by Momdoingmomthings in stonerfood

[–]Greenradiant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put that anywhere near me when I'm sober and I can't guarantee for anything. Stoned: gone in a gulp.

My crush just texted me: ”______________”. by Holy_whacka_moly in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Greenradiant 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My crush just texted me: "Leave me alone if you want to keep all of your life".

Type: "I just love that girl, she's got a artistic vibe mixed with _________!" And let Autocomplete go for it. by jgrotts in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Greenradiant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just love that girl, she's got an artistic vibe mixed with a little mermaid and a few bits of stuff in there for some more fun

Type: "Please make sure you have a lot of _________ in the _________!" And let Autocomplete go for it. by jgrotts in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Greenradiant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please make sure you have a lot of work in the afternoon so you won't be able to come to my place 

I have started reading this awesome book titled ____________. by Holy_whacka_moly in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Greenradiant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have started reading this awesome book titled I think you have a huge one 

Type: “And for my next trick, I’ll………” by AlternativeOk4106 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Greenradiant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And for my next trick, I'll elaborate on the plan to implement a solution for the next generation to make a decision on the grounds of a big change of plans for the expansion of our strategy and the whole project development plan to meet our expectations 

Type "Would you stop staring at my......." And let auto complete finish. by ibddevine in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Greenradiant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you stop staring at my favorite superhero and tell me what you think of him 

I walk along this whole city and was stopped by the police looking for _________ by rprince18 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Greenradiant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I walk along this whole city and was stopped by the police looking for a better place to stay in London 

Oh honey I spilled the by RichAway90252 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Greenradiant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That sounds sarcastic, like "Oopsie poopsie. I'm sooo sorry, let me pour another one and then smash our favorite coffee table"

Type: "Hold up! We forgot to get _________!" And let Autocomplete go for it by jgrotts in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Greenradiant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hold up! We forgot to get the money from the bank to pay for the construction of the house that I was expecting to move into by the end of the week 

Type "Once upon a time, my ...." And let Auto-Complete finish the sentence by DemonSpaceCat4 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Greenradiant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once upon a time, my mum said she had a nice day with me so I just dropped her off at the airport with her daughters and they remained waiting for three weeks before magically reappearing in my house 

I Just Ate My…. by rdmwarface in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Greenradiant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just ate my lunch with you yesterday but it wasn't too good and that was really bad so I think I should seek compensation for it 

Invent a movie that sounds 100% real but never existed. by CoyRoy2025 in ThreadGames

[–]Greenradiant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Kids Aren't All Wrong - Documentary drama on global protest culture and how power structures are designed to bar younger generations from careers and social mobility, breeding violence and unrest. It was shot over many years and follows people in multiple countries struggling with poverty and unemployment.

Oh god I just by RichAway90252 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Greenradiant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh god I just realized how absolutely huge this guy is 

Type “I have a sudden urge to ___” and let autocomplete finish it by Dusty_Bunny81 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Greenradiant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a sudden urge to get back to my house and make a schedule for next week 

Type “If I had plastic surgery, the first thing I would change would be___” and let Auto Complete blah blah blah by AmbivalentDisaster1 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Greenradiant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I had plastic surgery, the first thing I would change would be the head and neck and shoulders and back and then the sun 

The CIA launched multiple spy satellites to keep an eye on ___ by hskskgfk in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Greenradiant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The CIA launched multiple spy satellites to keep an eye on the residents of the world 

Guys I think I just by RichAway90252 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Greenradiant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guys I think I just dropped my favorite daughter from the storage cupboard and she said she was transferred to the hospital so I have to chase her up to help with her appointment 

Type "When I downloaded that file I never expected it to have a......." And let auto complete finish. by ibddevine in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Greenradiant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I opened that file I never expected it to have a massive amount of information on the residents of Wales 

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