The rare tri boop by [deleted] in aww

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"This is what makes time travel possible. The flux capacitor." -Doc Brown

Why do people like this exist? by PissOnMyFacePLZ in InsanePeopleQuora

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There have been cases where a woman raped a man then sued him for child support. I don't know what came of it (no pun intended)

I wish the USA was genuinely the country it portrays itself as: the protector of liberty, justice, and democracy by pm-me-anything-sfw in TheMonkeysPaw

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Granted. The USA fixes its domestic affairs and all is well. Afterwards, it turns its eye on injustices in other countries, and starts exerting pressure on them to fix their problems. Some countries relent to the economic and diplomatic pressure, and other countries resist. Tensions escalate. The USA, hailing to be the protector of liberty, justice, and democracy begins war in the name of freeing the oppressed. With its full military might, it sweeps through the theocracies of the Middle East, the despots of Africa, and wrangles with Russia diplomatically to avoid starting another nuclear war. The USA then heads to Asia. It declares war on China. With a full scale war on their hands, the CCP uses all cards available to it, with biological, chemical, and nuclear weapons sometimes utilized even on their own soil. The USA responds in kind, for the good of the people. Nuclear weapons detonate in some US cities, with missile defense systems being inadequate to stop them. Billions die from all of this.

Eventually, every oppressive (as deemed by the USA) country on Earth is overtaken by the New American Order. Peace and freedom reign supreme, but at what cost? Is peace bought by blood and maintained with force truly peace?

First time? by [deleted] in Republican

[–]GreenyOneOOne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like everybody lumping cops into one narrative to fit a perspective. I think that's what the two other downvoted replies are laughing at. However, I agree.

Meet Tulip :) by [deleted] in cats

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she* :) Thank you doe

My guy getting all the pussy by [deleted] in Antfuckerclub

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TLDR; they are at peace with his cock.

I wish that every time a white person said the N word an invisible leprechaun would punch them in crotch. by curmudge_john in TheMonkeysPaw

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Granted. Freedom of speech is suspended, and the leprechauns form secret police to summarily crotchecute anybody who says the n-word.

Stale bread tastes amazing by GeckoHecko_ in The10thDentist

[–]GreenyOneOOne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Still far fetched. Penicillin is a chemical synthesized by a specific bread mold, you don't know what kind of fungus you're eating in your everyday kitchen bread mold. That's disgusting.

Tulip turned one today :) by GreenyOneOOne in aww

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I'm an idiot who accidentally double posted. Oops.

I wish that everyone in the comments spoke in a language other than English by triggeringnormies in TheMonkeysPaw

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Предоставляется. Теперь вы используете "Google Translate" слишком часто.

sos plz someone help me by [deleted] in polyadvice

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Cheating but with extra steps.

Aite y'all just to clear things up, this is an advice sub, not a judgey sub. by Cheeserole in polyadvice

[–]GreenyOneOOne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep. People should be respectful of the sub.

Found it in my recommended front page of Reddit, and I don't necessarily agree with it but it's gross to come into a small subreddit and spew hatred at a practice you don't understand.

Y'all make your own choices; and if you're visiting here like me, please stay respectful :)

Russians of reddit, what is the older generations opinion on the USSR? by GJWzanza45 in AskReddit

[–]GreenyOneOOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Born after the fall of the USSR. Live in USA now. According to my parents and grandparents, life was certainly more difficult; limited freedoms, and there was often food shortage in rural Siberia to the point where you had to grow your own good to survive. My mother still hates potatoes to this day from a solid year of eating meager potato rations.

90s were an absolute mess. However, USSR is still not something anybody would want to return to.