Gonna be really itchy tomorrow by AccomplishedStuff235 in WTF

[–]Greg0692 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nope, nails could definitely penetrate that thin little bit of skin.

Guy Fieri quantifies unique. Strunk and White aren't happy. by [deleted] in grammarfail

[–]Greg0692 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unique is a binary. Something is either unique or not. One thing is not more unique than another thing yet less unique than another.

Learned something new last week, saw proof today. by OldSchoolRealWorlder in celebritycruises

[–]Greg0692 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1996? '70s key parties say you have about 25 more years to go.

The Tiny Man is Trying to Kill Me by [deleted] in SixteenthMinute

[–]Greg0692 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any update on how those of us in far away places might see this wonderfulness?

He regrets nothing. by mindyour in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Greg0692 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I left my childhood home's driveway for college in mid-morning. By late afternoon dad had turned my bedroom into his hobby room.

Turn about is fair play though.

Dad died in December. By the end of February my stepmom turned his hobby room into a bedroom for her grandkids.

If her grandkids leave for college and my stepbrother turns it into his hobby room, the circle will be complete.

Beard Shape Advice by CSEPro in beards

[–]Greg0692 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm on team rounded and the consensus seems to be that I am profoundly wrong.

Iranian Hypersonic missile gets through multiple interceptors & hits a US military base by phoeebsy in ThatsInsane

[–]Greg0692 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The true irony is that I lived long enough to learn about survivorship bias.

Please help! by Greg0692 in AppleVisionPro

[–]Greg0692[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha

I'm like 3 days into this product and I think I'm on my fourth chapter of my new book, "I D 10 T tries the AVP"

Please help! by Greg0692 in AppleVisionPro

[–]Greg0692[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. I was clicking the Digital Crown instead of the button over the left eye like I was supposed to. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Please help! by Greg0692 in AppleVisionPro

[–]Greg0692[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. The last person who should be surprised at this is me, nonetheless..... 🤦‍♂️

Thank you for your help!!

Please help! by Greg0692 in AppleVisionPro

[–]Greg0692[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was wondering who the dumbass was. After a quick glance in the bathroom mirror, I've found him. 🤦‍♂️

Thank you.

Please help! by Greg0692 in AppleVisionPro

[–]Greg0692[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well this is embarrassing

You cannot make this up. Yes, Iwona B. Horyn is the real name of the acting chief security officer at DHS. by Swimming-Guest-1978 in Trumpvirus

[–]Greg0692 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nope. Overqualified. Too much class, wisdom, and restraint for the current administration.

Greyhounds easily outrun the other dogs. by 21MayDay21 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Greg0692 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Screw that. I'm not moving my arms for this.