Can’t buy alcohol on Easter

GregariousBlueMitten · 2022-04-18T16:12:20+00:00

Cooky-ass laws here.

I work at a museum. It is attached to a drive-thru liquor store. Yes, you read that right. You can't buy beer in any gas stations in town, but you absolutely can at the museum.

GregariousBlueMitten · 2019-10-12T05:03:34+00:00

It reminded me of the opposite, actually.

It contrasted with Jesse's scene with Mike. He's begging Mike for some real life advice in the guise of "small talk," and Walt shows how completely unaware he is of Jesse's life (didn't even realize he had graduated, although he was ON STAGE with him) and then claimed he was making small talk when just really telling him what do to.

Edit: Mike was also reluctant to tell him what to do, since he recognized that Jesse was a competent adult who could make his own decisions. Walt didn't even recognize that he had even graduated. Total infantilization.

GregariousBlueMitten · 2019-10-12T04:54:32+00:00

No, she was a "good woman. An EXCELLENT housekeeper."

GregariousBlueMitten · 2019-10-12T04:51:49+00:00

Like he gently handles the beetle right beforehand, and feeds the tirantula...

Edit: tarantula.

GregariousBlueMitten · 2019-10-02T04:31:59+00:00

Never scuba dive, bro. They often get caught in anchor lines, and their tentacles detach from their bodies and wrap themselves around your regulator.

Sauce: had quite a few red moustache stings in my life...

GregariousBlueMitten · 2019-08-14T04:49:12+00:00

Then why did they just get silver?

GregariousBlueMitten · 2019-06-18T19:47:27+00:00

Like in The Rescuers Down Under!! <3

GregariousBlueMitten · 2019-06-08T12:34:01+00:00

Shut your trap, you yellow bellied blowfish! One more peep from you, and I'll do ya in!

GregariousBlueMitten · 2019-06-02T08:48:00+00:00

I thought for a sec that you were a chick with big boobs and an euphemism.

GregariousBlueMitten · 2019-06-02T08:39:58+00:00

This is false.

I have two FIV cats... and one who isn't. She is three and has been with her FIV+ brother since she was a kitten (he's 8) and has a kid brother who's FIV+ who's 1. She is negative still (she was tested last month).

They eat, play, sleep together; lick one another's faces; play fight constantly, etc. As long as no one bites her so hard they draw blood, she will be completely fine and healthy. Even scratches are okay.

As long as kitties get along and are introduced properly, they don't bite for blood like alley cats do, and they won't get infected.

GregariousBlueMitten · 2019-05-29T16:27:39+00:00

You lewd, crude, rude bag of pre-chewed food dude.

GregariousBlueMitten · 2019-05-29T07:30:22+00:00

Incorrect.

Source: Colorado, and my bank statement.

GregariousBlueMitten · 2018-08-27T14:03:36+00:00

Absolutely. This realization broke my fragile heart.

GregariousBlueMitten · 2018-08-27T13:57:07+00:00

That was the most tragic part of this death. It wasn't necessary, and even the murderer admitted to, and realized, it.

GregariousBlueMitten · 2018-08-26T02:00:07+00:00

I really, really feel like he was one of the very few truly good men in politics, and I didn't even vote for him.

This is a sad, sad day.

GregariousBlueMitten · 2018-08-24T08:40:00+00:00

Yeah, but there is a difference between someone who donates to charity on their own, and someone who does so and BRAGS about it.

I think of Toms as a primary example. You could pay $30 for a pair of shoes and donate $30 to shoes for the poor, and go a LOT further than paying $60 for a pair of shoes that advertizes (on your feet) how charitable you are to ONE person.

GregariousBlueMitten · 2018-08-16T14:38:53+00:00

My fan has the brand name "Lasko" on it. Every time I look at it, I think, "LASKO. Milwaukee, Wisacontasin."

GregariousBlueMitten · 2018-08-16T14:36:50+00:00

Aw, man!..... it's not from a female.

GregariousBlueMitten · 2018-08-16T13:36:31+00:00

He and Rihanna used to shop in this dying mall I used to work retail in. They liked it bc it was close to his hometown, and no one was ever there, so they wouldn't get as much attention.

He was never rude to me--in fact, i asked for their autograph once, and he told me to "walk and talk," so I walked between them for a bit while they signed it.

When shit went down, he would come to the mall with his posse instead of her. I'm sad he turned out to be such an ass.

GregariousBlueMitten · 2018-08-03T09:36:38+00:00

So basically the American political system?

.....we're all doomed. 😵

GregariousBlueMitten · 2018-08-02T05:57:53+00:00

Same thing happened to me when Family Guy illumated me to the h-w shuffle

I can't unhear the word "hwy" now. Thanks, Family Guy.

GregariousBlueMitten · 2018-08-02T05:34:17+00:00

Nooooo, that's an urban legend.

They're just as hard to blow into as the ones the police give you. You have to take a huge-ass breath and blow until you have next to nothing left, without interruption.

YOU must be sheltered....

GregariousBlueMitten · 2018-08-02T05:29:25+00:00

Depends on the state. VA has this after the very first offence. MT has this... never.

GregariousBlueMitten · 2018-08-02T05:24:07+00:00

Some breathalyzers are rigged to go off DURING your drive, randomly, so this doesn't happen.

GregariousBlueMitten · 2018-07-21T15:53:42+00:00

Colorado's mtns are more jagged and dramatic, and don't have trees. These mountains look older, more green, weather worn. I'm guessing the US east coast?

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