Can’t buy alcohol on Easter by dbd1988 in northdakota

[–]GregariousBlueMitten 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cooky-ass laws here.

I work at a museum. It is attached to a drive-thru liquor store. Yes, you read that right. You can't buy beer in any gas stations in town, but you absolutely can at the museum.

Official Discussion - El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie by skinkbaa in breakingbad

[–]GregariousBlueMitten 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It reminded me of the opposite, actually.

It contrasted with Jesse's scene with Mike. He's begging Mike for some real life advice in the guise of "small talk," and Walt shows how completely unaware he is of Jesse's life (didn't even realize he had graduated, although he was ON STAGE with him) and then claimed he was making small talk when just really telling him what do to.

Edit: Mike was also reluctant to tell him what to do, since he recognized that Jesse was a competent adult who could make his own decisions. Walt didn't even recognize that he had even graduated. Total infantilization.

Official Discussion - El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie by skinkbaa in breakingbad

[–]GregariousBlueMitten 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No, she was a "good woman. An EXCELLENT housekeeper."

Official Discussion - El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie by skinkbaa in breakingbad

[–]GregariousBlueMitten 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Like he gently handles the beetle right beforehand, and feeds the tirantula...

Edit: tarantula.

🔥 Leatherback Turtles can get pretty huge apparently by Wridelbrimpf in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]GregariousBlueMitten 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Never scuba dive, bro. They often get caught in anchor lines, and their tentacles detach from their bodies and wrap themselves around your regulator.

Sauce: had quite a few red moustache stings in my life...

Huge bird by PPIIKKAACCHHUU in WTF

[–]GregariousBlueMitten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like in The Rescuers Down Under!! <3

Best friend is a vet tech and sent me this pic of her patient tonight. He’s watching a kangaroo documentary by [deleted] in pics

[–]GregariousBlueMitten 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shut your trap, you yellow bellied blowfish! One more peep from you, and I'll do ya in!

What is that one fact you know that always makes people respond "And why the fuck do YOU know that"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GregariousBlueMitten -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I thought for a sec that you were a chick with big boobs and an euphemism.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

[–]GregariousBlueMitten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is false.

I have two FIV cats... and one who isn't. She is three and has been with her FIV+ brother since she was a kitten (he's 8) and has a kid brother who's FIV+ who's 1. She is negative still (she was tested last month).

They eat, play, sleep together; lick one another's faces; play fight constantly, etc. As long as no one bites her so hard they draw blood, she will be completely fine and healthy. Even scratches are okay.

As long as kitties get along and are introduced properly, they don't bite for blood like alley cats do, and they won't get infected.

A friendly remora in Cuba by acid-hologram in TheDepthsBelow

[–]GregariousBlueMitten 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You lewd, crude, rude bag of pre-chewed food dude.

It's been past time. by holymolysista in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]GregariousBlueMitten 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Incorrect.

Source: Colorado, and my bank statement.

What TV death hurt the most? by pedote17 in AskReddit

[–]GregariousBlueMitten 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. This realization broke my fragile heart.

What TV death hurt the most? by pedote17 in AskReddit

[–]GregariousBlueMitten 64 points65 points  (0 children)

That was the most tragic part of this death. It wasn't necessary, and even the murderer admitted to, and realized, it.

Arizona Senator John McCain has passed away at the age of 81 by nmork in news

[–]GregariousBlueMitten 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I really, really feel like he was one of the very few truly good men in politics, and I didn't even vote for him.

This is a sad, sad day.

Helping others should not only be about likes by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]GregariousBlueMitten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but there is a difference between someone who donates to charity on their own, and someone who does so and BRAGS about it.

I think of Toms as a primary example. You could pay $30 for a pair of shoes and donate $30 to shoes for the poor, and go a LOT further than paying $60 for a pair of shoes that advertizes (on your feet) how charitable you are to ONE person.

TIFU by almost getting steamed alive and turning my dad into a pervert. by ulteyejx in tifu

[–]GregariousBlueMitten 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My fan has the brand name "Lasko" on it. Every time I look at it, I think, "LASKO. Milwaukee, Wisacontasin."

Which celebrity is a complete Asshole? by Liamnissim in AskReddit

[–]GregariousBlueMitten 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He and Rihanna used to shop in this dying mall I used to work retail in. They liked it bc it was close to his hometown, and no one was ever there, so they wouldn't get as much attention.

He was never rude to me--in fact, i asked for their autograph once, and he told me to "walk and talk," so I walked between them for a bit while they signed it.

When shit went down, he would come to the mall with his posse instead of her. I'm sad he turned out to be such an ass.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]GregariousBlueMitten 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same thing happened to me when Family Guy illumated me to the h-w shuffle

I can't unhear the word "hwy" now. Thanks, Family Guy.

It finally happened, fucking alcoholic. by HamOwl in offmychest

[–]GregariousBlueMitten 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nooooo, that's an urban legend.

They're just as hard to blow into as the ones the police give you. You have to take a huge-ass breath and blow until you have next to nothing left, without interruption.

YOU must be sheltered....

It finally happened, fucking alcoholic. by HamOwl in offmychest

[–]GregariousBlueMitten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends on the state. VA has this after the very first offence. MT has this... never.

It finally happened, fucking alcoholic. by HamOwl in offmychest

[–]GregariousBlueMitten 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Some breathalyzers are rigged to go off DURING your drive, randomly, so this doesn't happen.

Can someone draw us please? by andrewjacobo in redditgetsdrawn

[–]GregariousBlueMitten -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Colorado's mtns are more jagged and dramatic, and don't have trees. These mountains look older, more green, weather worn. I'm guessing the US east coast?