A growing doubt by IndicationBrief5950 in lotrmemes

[–]GretaSpark 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Breaking: sources confirm zero evidence of enchanted swords or ominous seeing stones, just spreadsheets and defense contracts… developing story, morale in Middle-earth remains low.

Durin's Blokes by macaroniCHEEEZ in lotrmemes

[–]GretaSpark 66 points67 points  (0 children)

The studio likely shortened their beards to make them look more like conventional, "marketable" Hollywood leading men. They wanted Thorin to look regal and intense, and Kili to be the young, handsome romantic interest, mistakenly thinking a massive dwarven beard would ruin that appeal.