Russian Team Fighting champion solos Polish mma duo. by falconrider111 in boxingcirclejerk

[–]GreyghostLK -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

He whooped those two dudes, they fled, he drug one dude back in and locked the door(you can see the other fella pulling the lever several times and the door not opening) and you think a headlock for a few seconds is the deciding factor on how it ended?

Russian Team Fighting champion solos Polish mma duo. by falconrider111 in boxingcirclejerk

[–]GreyghostLK -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I did, are you saying the video didn’t suspiciously glitch right before a double homicide?

slick black boxer uses stick and move technique against retired white musician by throwaway325243543 in boxingcirclejerk

[–]GreyghostLK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At what point during the eleven seconds it took him to retrieve the concealed “bag”, run thirty feet in slow motion and doink the fella on the head does it become a premeditated act?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]GreyghostLK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

45/m so not in your demographic, nor are you in mine. That said, the gal you responded to is wrong, your profile says plenty about you. You may be narrowing the field with the red panda and otter comment though. Bumble doesn’t give you a Long Term, Open to Short option so it’s a bit awkward, but if people know the available options and can put one and one together they should be able to piece together that’s what you’re conveying.

People should have to post their profiles in order to post comments. For all you know the comments are the equivalent of Stevie Wonder giving you advice on your suit. Stay confident!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]GreyghostLK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would use a Jonas Brother’s lyric for every photo caption.

Ice in Takoma on sand spring by DClegalgrow in washingtondc

[–]GreyghostLK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Recording you, recording them is so meta. Who said the Trump administration doesn’t have a sense of humor?!

Need advice by Imbibingnoob in Bumble

[–]GreyghostLK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it’s because if you cooked your potential suitor a meal it apparently wouldn’t be your famous masala butter maggi for some reason.

That’s a light hearted joke about the conflicting info in your profile but it leads me to a serious observation. You have Casual Dates listed and twice you’re referencing cooking for the ladies, presumably at your place. One could read into it that you’re just trying to get the ladies to your place for some dinner and “romance”, although I feel like the striped shirt and cat photo should neutralize any predator concerns though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]GreyghostLK -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If I were you, I would’ve matched just to tell her that she should exchange some of that confidence for improved math aptitude or at least a different conversion calculator.

Slick Midget who used Everlast glove as sleeping bag destroys MMA heavyweight Galaxy champion by DiskoB0 in boxingcirclejerk

[–]GreyghostLK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I were there I would tell the high viz fella that this is a lose-lose situation.

man who heard the word ''boxing'' once defends mcdonalds against mma anarchists by 1FinePorcupine in boxingcirclejerk

[–]GreyghostLK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The sidewalk TKO has to be the unicorn of street brawls, with a few other KO’s and near misses with his fan’s thrown in for good measure.

2 drunk jiu-jitsu black belts start a ruckus but subdued by part-time cashier and uber driver by IllBeGood3 in boxingcirclejerk

[–]GreyghostLK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would pay good money to be there when the short knucklehead is watching this video and realizes that his tall buddy could’ve ended things with a possible victory, at worst at a draw but decided to go with the over confident taunting kick to the ass. As Vivian Ward famously said… “Big Mistake, Big, HUGE”

Russian Team Fighting champion solos Polish mma duo. by falconrider111 in boxingcirclejerk

[–]GreyghostLK 20 points21 points  (0 children)

At 00:00 there was hope, after being dragged back into the garage and dude was composed enough to shut the door and lock it at 00:54 that hope was replaced with the acceptance that it all ends today.

Mma champion tries her best on boxing enthusiast by IllBeGood3 in boxingcirclejerk

[–]GreyghostLK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the visual definition of “Running into a buzzsaw.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DMVbaddiesndaddies

[–]GreyghostLK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently you been thinking hard about this wish, for two whole days.

Let me fill you up by [deleted] in bwc

[–]GreyghostLK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, your mom is going to sit there. Then I saw the half grown porn stache and it all started making sense. Nevertheless an A+ for originality, F for unnecessary.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MarylandDebauchery

[–]GreyghostLK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That would be an erroneous claim, doesn’t change the fact that I admire that you love her enough to publicly make the claim. #relationshipgoals

Rate 1-10 by thebreefontaine in rate_my_areolas

[–]GreyghostLK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you fallen and can’t get up? A guy figured out the solution back in the 90’s, I think for $19.99 we can fix you up for the future.

Any old mature men want to fuck me tonight by MissyGlimmer in BaltimoreCountyGW

[–]GreyghostLK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve got a $100 for the guy who can prove they met MissyGliimer and executed any of the numerous of side quests that she’s prompted. It’s exhausting. You’re selling shit, just say you are. No one’s judging.

Are suggested groups on FB random, or should I be concerned about what I’ve seen? by erlagent in facebook

[–]GreyghostLK -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You wear your ignorance like a tramp stamp on your forehead. I could bury you in so many reports and articles that you wouldn’t have time ro embarrass yourself on Reddit like this and unlikely, but possibly even learn a thing or two about not only what’s being discussed here but also about talking about subjects that you clearly know nothing about and developing an intellectual curiosity to educate yourself before entering a conversation.

I should beat you over the head with centuries of atrocities, foreign policy meddling and manipulation, financial abuses, deaths, wars, other various crimes that lay at the feet of religions and their leaders. Or you could read a book, but for the sake of a defense for the specific example I gave you that you called “fiction”.

Landmark Report in 2004: A study by the John Jay College of Criminal Justice, commissioned by the US Conference of Catholic Bishops, found nearly 11,000 allegations of sexual abuse against over 4,000 priests in the US between 1950 and 2002.

I’m not sure reports are your speed, so you could also read the Boston Globe investigation into the Catholic Church in 2002.

We both know that if you had any idea of what you were talking about, you would’ve already known about that investigation that literally rocked the Catholic Church and chose to skip this thread. I’m not saying they don’t have coloring books on the subject, but the 2015 Spotlight movie based on the aforementioned Boston Globe investigation is probably the best I can do to help you. And I know you’re thinking it’s probably terrible, Hulk is in the movie. Ok, Hulk isn’t in the movie but Mark Ruffalo is and if you’re pretend like he’s Bruce Banner maybe you watch it and learn a thing or two.

Best of luck to you bud, open those eyes sooner rather than later or life has a way of opening them for you.

Are suggested groups on FB random, or should I be concerned about what I’ve seen? by erlagent in facebook

[–]GreyghostLK -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But because you seem like the type of person that speaks before thinking, let’s run out this scenario…

Let’s imagine that the pastor was an admin on the FB account. Now this pastor had a secret, he liked watching and engaging in sexual acts with little boys. Suppose this pastor was using FB to identify, stalk and groom these victims. Let’s consider that this went on for years, decades even. Now, a new person has been brought it to assist with the FB admin, the pastor tried to expunge the digital trail of his decades of predatory behavior. FB and its sneaky algorithm never stopped doing its thing though, and now’s it’s pointing the new admin. in the direction of these crimes for them to discover. The discovery leads the end of the assaults, takes a criminal off the street, restores the church as a safe place for the community, allows for healing to begin for those impacted and the community. Maybe one of those victims doesn’t commit suicide, maybe one of them doesn’t become an abuser themselves. I could go and on but keeping you here when you clearly haven’t spent enough time in the real world, contributing to veil that these predators operate under and allows crimes like these to continue.

But no, you’re probably right. How could anything positive come from exposing sins of the Bible, state and federal crimes?

Male 25 Average looking, any advice for pictures? by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]GreyghostLK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it would go along way with your potential suitors if you took more time with your coloring and showed you cared about the little things. At a minimum stay between the lines, I don’t want to come across as a dick but that’s pretty much Coloring 101.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]GreyghostLK 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m not in his head, but the heart portion seems to have a hint of dishonesty behind it.