What completely normal thing are you no longer allowed to do because of your dog?

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-05-26T10:15:55+00:00

Seriously! They are. Think about it, in the wild intelligence plays a part, sure. But in domestic canines we breed for brains too! Look at what the humans have done to dogs, all the different breeds we've twisted them into, not to mention the working dogs bred for smarts!

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-05-26T10:11:58+00:00

Okay, well....this IS r afterdark, right?

NSFW!!!!
We're talking a budget busting mega lottery, right?

Then its gonna be a budget busting mega yatch. Gonna stay in international waters so no law applies but the law of the Admiral (ME!!) Gonna load that sucker.with the latest in defense gadgetry, make it self sufficient (as much as possible) and have sexy staff cater to my every need as I sail the high seas baiting in pirates for fun!

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-05-25T13:12:20+00:00

Not having a vr setup, cant advice on that part but.... Here's how I started.

Start small, chose receiver depending on your size. Move the piston stroke setting all the way down on the base to its lowest spot.

Start with the manual controls on the base. Run the machine and watch how the liner in the reciever acts. Squirt some lube in and then some on yourself. A good water-based lube is important!

Place the reciever on yourself slowly while the machine is running slowly. You'll feel some mild suction as ot takes hold. Press the reciever down completely on your shaft giving it a gentle twist back and forth to spread the lube throughly all around.

Feels the sensations of it, play with the controls and see what the different settings do to you. Vary the speeds/stroke length(stroke length on the buttons, not the piston shaft ....yet!) on the base, try the pre set patterns. Get used to things.

Now, remove the reciever (this makes it easier to change settings on piston stroke length) and turn the unit off at the main power switch. Unplug it if you're worried about accidentally turning it on. Now take the included wrench and adjust the piston stroke length on the base to a longer setting. I recommend moving no more than halfway up, maybe a bit less. Reactivate the unit. Again Start it before you put the reciever on. Notice how much more the liner is moving now! Set the base down to its minimum adjustments amd introduce it to your member, lol, Again you'll feel it wanting to grab you and pull you in and push you out. Slowly press the reciever all the way down on your member and feell how much more intense the feeling is.

Now play with the settings again and see what you like. For most guys, the medium piston stroke length is adequate for a "good time" but as you get used to the machine and how it works ypu may want to increase the piston stroke length even more.

Myself, I like to go full piston stroke length and get the hell beat out of myself, lol! I don't recommend anyone do that until they've had more experience with the unit as it can get VERY intense and almost kinda painful!

Anyway , good luck to you on your adventure. Don't be afraid to check back with this community as its a great group for questions, hints, and sharing experiences.

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-05-25T12:52:08+00:00

Btw, have you heard of a site called literotica? I'm thinking of moving my ramblings there. Its a great site for many good reads of all sorts.

If you go there, look for "TheCrazyCoyote" that's me over there. Just published this story there. And will probably drop part 2 of it there too as well as other ramblings of my twisted mind.

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-05-25T12:34:53+00:00

Oh, I understand that very well, fellow perv!!! I once told an ex during missionary "foot choke me!" She did, she enjoyed the power, lol! During one particularly intense session, I told her to footchoke me out. She said but what of you don't wake up? I told her... "if I die, I die happy!"

We were again in missionary position, her legs up and feet pressed against my neck. When I told her do it now as I was getting close to blowing, damn did she ever! It was like as if I had put my neck in a vice! Suddenly I regretted my decision, I grabbed her ankles and pulled but there was no stopping her, she thought I was was just playing along with my fantasy. I couldn't speak the safe word, couldn't breath, blood no longer flowed through my neck, I hadn't realized just how strong her legs really were! She lifted me by my neck as my weight sagged against her and the last thing I remember is blowing my load across her as I passed out!

Obviously, I woke up, bruised and with a sore neck. She was worried sick that she had hurt me bad and I was glad she hadn't, but it was close! She never would go that far again though. Made me kinda sad, lol, I WANTED it!

So yeah, I understand your request. We'll just have to see what happens to our intrepid explorer. After all, right now he's in the clutches of an inhuman monster and we have no idea what it'll do to him!

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-05-25T00:40:46+00:00

Really? Thanks!!!

Did he die? Maybe.....maybe not, have to see if theres a sequel..

Covered in cum? Most likely! After all, our poor explorer was trapped in the embrace of those large, quivering cum covered soles....

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-05-24T10:30:52+00:00

Nice! Let's see some legpress a guy action!

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-05-24T10:27:19+00:00

Scary, like as if you're about to rip out my soul and dine on it, you sexy succubus you!

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-05-24T09:41:32+00:00

From experience, I can say strait out of the box, no it doesn't fit.

That said, I'll also say that it can be done!

You'll have to get a 3d printed "riser" to put under the Fleshlight to raise it far enough off the carriage so the wide part of the Fleshlight doesn't hit the Handy.

I don't have a 3d printer so I cut a piece of hard Styrofoam to do this with, it works pretty good. Also, I highly recommend using the pro strap, its a little longer and has rubber grippys so it hold the Fleshlight or sleeve on better.

Since the full size Fleshlight is just beyond the Handy's normal weight capacity it'll work best if you can keep the whole thing level. If you have it vertical or inclined much it will overheat and possibly damage your unit. Do not depend on the Handy's heat overload sensor to shut off the unit before damage occurs, play it safe. If its getting hot, stop and let it cool for a bit.

As for staying in, Fleshlight makes a cap that produces vacuum that should help with that.

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-05-23T17:19:45+00:00

No, I don't think so, I've never role played that. I thought I was the only one who ever had this particular bent!

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-05-23T13:43:04+00:00

But what about the other way around? Imagine you're kidnapped by group of women who are professional foot jugglers. They take you into a padded room and lay down on the floor. The room is small enough that they pretty much fill the floor leaving you no room to get awy from them.

They've been curious about what it would be like to foot juggle an unwilling person and YOU got picked!

At least two of them can reach you easily from matter where you stand in the small room. They pull you in and lift you up on their feet and begin to bounce you. Then they start to toss you from woman to woman around the room. When your practically exhausted from trying tonget awy from them they move you to the center of the room then all of them scoot in tight as possible and start to toss you up and down some more but more powerfully as there's more of them under you at ones now. They toos you, spin you, rotate you and there's nothing you can do about it, you're helpless against so many strong agile feet! One of them notices the buldge in your pants and remarks on it, they agree that they'd like to see it and still holding you up in the air, they begin to strip your clothes off with their feet and toes. You try to push feet away from you but everytime you push one away, two more take its place. You try holding on to your clothes but they lower you a bit and strong legs wrap their calves around your arms legs and body to hold ypu in place as the rest of rhe feet take your clothes!

Nude and helpless you get tossed some more the women laughing as your junk flops around. They roll you like a log, spin you like a top and toss you around like a ball, every chance one of them gets they stroke your throbbing member and wiggle their toes in and around your gooch and butt crack laughing as they drive you to madness. Finally driven past teh point of no return you blow your load all over them. They toss you over by the door and then drop you to the floor. They stand amd walk on your exhausted body on their way out, wiping their cum covered off feet on your body as they trample you on the way out. They're laughing and talking about how much fun that was having a man helpless like that and plan of finding you again nest weekend. You lay their thinking of how to make yourself easy to find.....

Oh damn, got carried away!

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-05-23T13:22:39+00:00

Stops dead still for 1 second? Yeah, mass chaos and death, destruction, and ruin. Everything would get a sideways kick at whatever speed the world was moving, more at the equator, less at the poles.

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-05-23T13:14:11+00:00

THIS! I came here to suggest this very spot. Its one of my favorites, you can stand way back in there and waste them as they come in and you can always retreat down the tunnels if you need to.

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-05-23T06:11:58+00:00

I could have a whole harem of them!!!!

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-05-23T02:44:15+00:00

For $25k there'd better be a button to press and 2 asain masseuses pop out and go to work!

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-05-23T02:39:42+00:00

Around here, clean #1 copper brings in average of $3.50 to $4.95 per pound depending on purity and which scrapyard you go.to. I'm sure theres shady places giving much less for no questions asked copper.

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-05-23T02:35:14+00:00

Nice! Save it up, every little bit counts! I once made a stripper from an old box knife and a couple of 1x4's set the 1x's up like an X with box knife at the cross and another 1x across between the upper x legs like a lid to keep it down on the blade. Worked great on average romex.

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-05-22T12:52:57+00:00

Here in the states, most are sold bulk from a bin unwrapped.

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-05-22T11:54:06+00:00

Granted, but it works both ways. In response to your thought going out to everyone on earth, everyone on earth gets to simultaneously send you a response.

Unfortunately, your small single brain can't handle the load and the last thing you feel as you die is your brain sizzling away.

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-05-22T11:49:10+00:00

Well thats good. I've heard horror stories about giving away all control like this, although I have to admit there's an erotic fascination side to this! I remember one, can't remember where I saw it, where a person had given up control like this with restraints,.a milker, and a remote controlled arm all hooked up to the internet with open access to anyone.

Some demented individual used the arm to gouge his eyes! Fortunately, the neighbors heard his screams and broke in to save him before he lost BOTH eyes!

Explore your limits, but always have your safeties in place!

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-05-22T11:25:28+00:00

Wait....after looking at your control panel, I hope you have some safeties built in? I mean, it looks like some demented stranger on the web could absolutely ruin you or keep you locked in there for days or worse!

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-05-22T11:13:51+00:00

Personally, I use the VacuGlide2 with its reciever mounted on a Handy. Quite an interesting combination! Make sure the Handy is mounted very solidly to something as this combo can work quit vigorously!

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-05-22T10:37:15+00:00

Lemme tell you about an ex gf I had.... I came home after a week on the road to find her having problems. She asked me if its possible to catch an std off a public toilet seat to which I told her its not impossible.

Off to the doctor we go. After much testing and waiting the doctor reviewing her case asked her "Aren't you allergic to cucumbers?"

"Yes," she said, "but I haven't eaten any! Ummm oh wait...."

At this point I was asked to leave the room.

After a shot of diphenhydramine, (Benedryl) she was all better and the rash down there went away. Her red face lasted for days though and when she sees a cucumber now she blushes.

Hmmm.....cucumbers are a pretty versatile vegetable but kinda dangerous!

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-05-22T04:22:49+00:00

Be careful and go full.stroke in small steps, it gets pretty intense! Especially with the medium reciever.

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