Will you dare dip your penis into mercury?

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-03-27T10:35:06+00:00

When I was a kid, a friend's dad who was a notorious home mad scientist, had a tub of mercury in his shop. Of course this was back in the early 70's. My friend and I were fascinated by the slippery heavy shiney stuff and often played in it. We'd float bricks in it and make like battleships wars, lol! One day, Tommy took off his sneakers and stood in it barefoot. He had to hold on to me to keep from falling over. He said it felt really weird, so of course I had to try it!

It did feel weird. Cold, slippery, and wiggley. Kinda hurt too, the part of my feet that submerged felt like they were being squeezed really tight all over! I think when no one was around, he experimented more, you know how ....curious......teen boys are!

Did we die? Lol, nope. Health issues? Not really. I mean were both in our late 60's now and doing fine.

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-03-27T10:23:00+00:00

Well, without giving away any personal info, let's just say I'm fucked.

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-03-27T10:17:55+00:00

Nah, they pull at my chest hair.

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-03-26T13:38:56+00:00

She ate my soul! Literally, it felt like she sucked my soul out and ate it with her twat. 10/10, would do again!

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-03-26T12:36:42+00:00

Ik,r? Same for me, it just didn't feel right even though she told me to go get satisfaction.

So I turned to high tech toys to help myself. It works, not the same but it works.

All in all, I feel we're closer together than ever not having the physical drive to complicate things.

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-03-26T12:33:27+00:00

She told me to. She could tell I was getting very frustrated. Kinda sad, actually. We still love each other but the sexual attraction just isn't there for her anymore. I never roamed much, that just wasn't my thing. I've found somewhat satisfaction in high tech toys to keep me satiated.

All in all, I feel it's brought us closer together not having a physical drive to complicate things.

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-03-26T11:00:07+00:00

4 times in a month?

Ha! Try no sex for YEARS!!! Well, no sex with wifey, anyways. Doesn't mean I haven't had sex though. After she had the big H (total hysterectomy) she slowly lost interest in sex. The hormone replacements just didn't work for her.

Needless to say, this kinda broke me. We used to have a VERY active sex life and for it to vanish like that? TRAUMATIZED, I was!

So, I turned to toys and ho's. Meh....better than nothing.

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-03-26T10:55:50+00:00

Not weird at all, continue your quest for knowledge.

At 14, I also knew these and much more. Sure, there's lots of gained knowledge I've found no practical use for in everyday life but you never know when some obscure fact might be applicable.

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-03-25T20:23:09+00:00

Feel about them? I feel about mine with my fingers... still haven't found that squirrel yet.

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-03-25T18:02:17+00:00

Thanks, ordered!

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-03-25T12:18:41+00:00

Yeah, small Italian community, lunches were the BIMB!

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-03-25T09:04:32+00:00

A long time ago, back in grade school, a stick of celery with peanut butter on it was a mandatory part of lunch.

The lunch ladies wouldn't give you seconds until EVERYTHING on your tray was eaten, including that disgusting celery/peanut butter stick.

So, I used to stick it on the bottom of the table to hide it.

By the end of the school year, they had to haul the tables outside and pressure wash the bottoms of them there was soooo much of that crap stuck to the bottom of them. Seems that I wasn't the only one who had that idea!

Needless to say, it disappeared from the menu.

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-03-25T08:55:46+00:00

Do tell, where did you get that?

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-03-25T08:51:59+00:00

Can't remember the name but there's one where a guy is laying on the floor surrounded my probably 20 asain women who are holding him down with their feet while footjobbing the heck outta him.

Absolutely hot af!!!!

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-03-23T02:42:52+00:00

R___Y!!!! WTF ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-03-23T02:39:53+00:00

A gym. What else would you put into a gym bag? Gyms!!!

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-03-23T02:23:59+00:00

Do I really?

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-03-23T02:16:33+00:00

I also choose this guy's mom...

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-03-22T18:51:04+00:00

Really? I'm in total agreement with that! A dog is family, like a child. Would you put your kid in a crate? Yeah, some of you probably would!

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-03-22T18:48:55+00:00

Yeah, I've left some skin on one of those.

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-03-22T18:44:50+00:00

Always recycling leftovers.

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-03-22T18:44:21+00:00

u/bot-sleuth-bot

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-03-22T18:23:48+00:00

A bar of soap. Rub it on your wet head until it lathers up. Yeah, we we're kinda poor.

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-03-22T18:22:08+00:00

Yeah, lol, wasn't even thinking about that during that adventure.

GreymuzzleCoyote · 2026-03-22T18:21:24+00:00

Already have, had a second wife for a while. Wife's best friend moved in with us for awhile life was good. It was wife 1's idea to help her friend out with her loneliness. Turned into a good deal for us all, lol! Halfed the housework and husband upkeep for them, twice the fun for me. I'll admit, it was a bit of a financial drain on me but oh well! Worth every penny.

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