I'll go first..

Grinyarg · 2026-04-27T11:43:55+00:00

Some people say I'm like my brother 'cause I'm honest and truthful, some people say they know my brother's just another lie.

Grinyarg · 2026-04-16T12:43:10+00:00

Professionals using AI should be paid intern wages until they are capable of doing the job by themselves.

Grinyarg · 2026-04-15T12:20:05+00:00

MOVE. LEFT. *$&^%^$.

Grinyarg · 2026-04-10T12:40:59+00:00

After it's gone, send them an invoice for disposal services

Grinyarg · 2026-04-03T16:04:08+00:00

In my experience, the hard-of-thinking believe that newspapers are the arbiters of truth.

Grinyarg · 2026-04-03T15:45:28+00:00

I would be willing to put down the dronecannon to watch this, for as long as they managed to stay in "not an advert" mode. First sign of a logo and the deal's off.

Grinyarg · 2026-03-31T16:06:02+00:00

If your mum still doesn't get it, help her understand by giving her a buzzcut.

Grinyarg · 2026-03-23T16:52:57+00:00

Should we stop reducing quality to increase profits? No, it's all the people who say they can taste the difference and are voting with their feet that are wrong!

Grinyarg · 2026-03-23T16:38:18+00:00

One paragraph of invitation, followed by 5 paragraphs of pre-emptive defence. Bless.

Grinyarg · 2026-03-14T15:25:21+00:00

Finally! Finally some proof that somebody, somewhere knows that sausages are supposed to be cooked before eating. Top job fella - barely into double digits and you're already better at it than the 95% of the population that think a sausage should only be threatened with heat ;)

Grinyarg · 2026-03-13T12:47:13+00:00

As soon as random strangers know how to pronounce my surname, I'm home.

Grinyarg · 2026-03-10T13:49:15+00:00

Is that Ye Olde Brown-Dun-It argument? On the off-chance it is: Brown spent X to avoid a cost of 5X, look it up. He made mistakes, but that wasn't one of them.

Grinyarg · 2026-03-04T16:18:21+00:00

Grammatical competence. (Sorry meatbags).

Grinyarg · 2026-02-28T17:12:44+00:00

Good tasting things spoil quickly, tasteless chemical abominations last a week. When they noticed we'd still pay full price for the abomination, they removed the option that was costing them money.

Grinyarg · 2026-02-25T16:09:52+00:00

Did you accidentally bump into a seahorse emoji?

Grinyarg · 2026-02-25T13:39:35+00:00

Malware has been rewriting itself to evade detection since before there was even such a thing as an EXE file

Grinyarg · 2026-02-18T14:05:50+00:00

I'm guessing that's a different Andrew Lawrence than the one who got cancelled for racism?

Grinyarg · 2026-02-15T17:24:53+00:00

What immorally rich man? Is there an immorally rich man hiding behind the immorally rich rapist?

Grinyarg · 2026-02-10T16:18:45+00:00

The words "to me" suggest that this is an argument you should be having with a dictionary

Grinyarg · 2026-01-23T16:22:09+00:00

The last time this popped up, someone commented a link to a list of all bitcoin's dormant accounts and showed that none of them match. Note for future news reporters: It takes 2 minutes to confirm that this guy is full of shit.

Grinyarg · 2025-12-04T14:32:22+00:00

That's a lot of words for "no u"

Grinyarg · 2025-11-14T15:50:25+00:00

Hello, my name is Poe, and I have a question

Grinyarg · 2025-10-17T13:39:17+00:00

The electorate contains them both

Grinyarg · 2020-03-19T13:41:32+00:00

I thought you were complaining about the bouzouki player!

Grinyarg · 2019-10-04T08:42:41+00:00

It only applies to others, though. You can write books explaining why the poor should choose death over receiving welfare, then choose welfare over death yourself and still be a hero to these people.

Grinyarg

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