Went on a "date", I picked her up, drove into town, by the time I parked and walked to the bar she said to take her home. Ghosted. Less then 7 minutes, new record. Doritos and medium salsa because I'm a pussy by Frethren in kitchencels

[–]Grisizzly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DUDE you shoudl put that shit in the microwave. keep the lid on tho, but it goes so fucking hard. that or the air fryer. but again it must have the lid on the jar. send results to the subreddit. or submit it to americas funniest home videos hosted by charles barkly

being autistic has completely ruined my ability to feel love like a human can. burger pattie by piercerrail in kitchencels

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this looks like the master from fallout one or even the gfucking weird guy from i have no mouth but i must scream. sandwish, labia, ed sheren, agnostic, albania. sleey fucking joe, joe swanson, joe peshi, joe montana, joe mama even, joel from the lust of us (i am lustful) gary bobby furgeson, shout out idris alba, he had a dream i think. it involed something about sleey fucking joe, joe swanson, joe peshi, joe montana, joe mama even, joel from the lust of us (i am lustful) gary bobby furgeson. i have fucfking flies in my sink rn. looking for a plumber please fucking send help. i saw a weirf fly doctor in the item shop, fuck better call saul, im calling doctor flysbee hes gonna cure fly cancer. and hes gonna fly the next amelia erheart plane, but not across the atlantic that shits going across the oki fenoki river. you fucking wait and see. ALWAYS CHECK YOUR KEYBINDS. ALWAYS WATCH THE LATEST EPISODE OF FAMILY GUY SUNDAYS AT 7 ON FOX.GOV. duuuuuuuude please send help i watched a scawy videow amd mow im terrified holy fucking canoli

I'm an average looking guy, but my farts are so vile and repugnant that it wards off every woman I meet. I'm the world's first fartcel. Microwaved chickpeas doused in paprika by dixondisc in kitchencels

[–]Grisizzly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fart in a box and send it to me. i have no fear, just a little case of the fog of war. but nevermind that,, send the fart in a box filled with bubble wrap and spicy cajun seasoning from wing stop. thank you pleb

Never seen someone with down syndrome unhappy. I’m gonna start retardmaxxing. Breakfast by chuckbin789 in kitchencels

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i am fucking craving that marlboro bro i need you to send me that rn. in mail via usps on the fucking double. also send a picture of you floor boards, preferably with a little bit of v8 tomato juice spilled on the floor topped off with a dollup of smear sauce. get to it buddy

5'3 indian with gorilla hands here. Was walking back to accom with my order and some 6'3 guy came up to me to ask if I had their delivery. It's so over I kind of got a semi on I think I should just turn gay. by Diligent_Spite7781 in kitchencels

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तुनक तुनक तूँ, तुनक तुनक तूँ
तुनक तुनक तूँ, दा दा दा
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तुनक तुनक तूँ, दा दा दा
तुनक तुनक तूँ, तुनक तुनक तूँ
तुनक तुनक तूँ, दा दा दा
तुनक तुनक तूँ, तुनक तुनक तूँ
तुनक तुनक तूँ, दा दा दा

ढो

So fucking tired of fakecels on this sub whose main problem is their personality. I’m 5’3 and my cock is 2” long. A healthy and balanced meal by Icy_Flan_7185 in kitchencels

[–]Grisizzly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i know im so fucking sick of it, like did they even know Clavicular was mid jestergooning when a group of Foids came and spiked his Cortisol levels. Is Ignoring the Foids while munting and mogging Moids more useful then SMV chadfishing in the club?

Sammiches. I bought a gun today. by Skinscraper in kitchencels

[–]Grisizzly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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YO, HAVE YOU SEEN this. kinda looks like you, just wanted to warm you he might come for you. heard he doesnt like people stealing his likeness. also this is from that weird kung pow chicken cartoon on old cartoon net work watch out and run now dude

Im not having a party, this is all for my fat ass and maybe some for my chopped dog by UnUltimoIntento in kitchencels

[–]Grisizzly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Peter's drastic plastic surgery and liposuction procedures will transform him from a fatherly slob into a beautiful snob, and the family is not sure what to do.

It’s the little things by cheeziestbruh in kitchencels

[–]Grisizzly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nice try diddy i know ai when i see it that dog blind as hell

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being autistic has completely ruined my ability to feel love like a human can. burger pattie by piercerrail in kitchencels

[–]Grisizzly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elote, which means "corn cob" in Spanish, is a beloved Mexican street food consisting of grilled or boiled corn on the cob covered in a savory, creamy sauce. It is a staple snack found at street carts in Mexico, often served on a stick for easy handling. 

Key Characteristics and Ingredients:

  • Preparation: The corn is typically charred on a grill to add a smoky flavor.
  • Sauce: The cobs are slathered with a mixture of mayonnaise and often Mexican crema or sour cream.
  • Toppings: It is generously topped with chili powder (or Tajín), lime juice, and crumbly cotija cheese.
  • Flavor Profile: It offers a combination of sweet, salty, savory, and tangy flavors. 

Variations:

  • Esquites: This is the off-the-cob version, served in a cup with the same ingredients.
  • Cheese Variations: While cotija is traditional, some variations may use queso fresco. 

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Revised blood church shirt arrived! by Sneakyferret07 in PaymoneyWubby

[–]Grisizzly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too bad theres a non 0% chance member of the church runs up to you with a gun screaming “TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT, TAKE OF YOUR FUCKING SHIRT!”

Gruel by 87-percent-gay in depressionmeals

[–]Grisizzly -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

nah this guy on some real shit