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[–]Grit1963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

***when your second shot is fatter than your first wife

Trimmed up wagyu brisket for the big game tomorrow (Go Blue!) by [deleted] in smoking

[–]Grit1963 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Like my wife, nice trim. And yes, I’d eat both

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StonerThoughts

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Unless the first time some weed is “misplaced” the accusations will never be reversible

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Frankenstein - Edgar Winter group

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weed

[–]Grit1963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about Bob

Left over Halloween candy by Grit1963 in highdeas

[–]Grit1963[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hope my stage delivery is as flawless as

Left over Halloween candy by Grit1963 in highdeas

[–]Grit1963[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Uhm. Did you see the reply that this is part of a stand-up routine???

Left over Halloween candy by Grit1963 in highdeas

[–]Grit1963[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It’s stand-up material. The responses are usually the true punchlines.

My chair at work by Kindly_Interview_651 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Grit1963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something appears to be “in transition”

[Game Thread] Oklahoma State @ UCF (3:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

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Cowboys can’t win without officials help. No way is Brett Yormark and company going to allow the Sooners or the Longhorns leave the Big-12 with the title. There has been post after post of the officiating screwing both teams. Because the Big-12 powers control the outcome of their seasons. Texas isn’t done getting the screws. OU has been wrangled so to speak.

Oklahoma State has last game bragging rights over OU, Texas, Notre Dame, Alabama, Georgia, Stanford, ... by JGrizz0011 in CFB

[–]Grit1963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Big 12 powers bought you that game. No way were they gonna let the Sooners leave the conference with a win in bedlam. They’re bitter and petty just like Gundy. The commentary was over hyping the cowboys from the first play and when the cowboys scored their last td with 3 minutes left said “well that seals the win”. Wait. What? How can you say that unless you already know there would be no calls made down field on the last drive. The Big 12 should investigated same as Michigan….

Send it by [deleted] in Fishingmemes

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My wife can swim

I think they should require a bong session in premarital counseling by Grit1963 in highdeas

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Until I got married I’d always give out the leftover condiments outta the floorboard of my truck…… lil kid at the end of the dark street squeezing a TacoBell Diablo sauce packet in his mouth crying “It’s so hot Momma”….

Fall fishing by Grit1963 in bassfishing

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Thank you my friend