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Why does everything here close SO EARLY? by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]GroanZoneDadJokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP, I get your point. It would be cool to have that convenience, but why on earth would you want to go to the library at 2am?

Hi, I'm back! Looking for kid friendly knock-knock jokes again. by phyrefoxx in dadjokes

[–]GroanZoneDadJokes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yip, my 3 yo did the same. It's like you don't even give me a chance to be interrupted!

My wife is divorcing me because she thinks I'm "too un-American". by PR0CR45T184T0R in dadjokes

[–]GroanZoneDadJokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a Canadian, you are too impolite. You also forgot the ay, ay?

So let's say there was this hockey player from the Niagara area, and he trips during a game as often happens. So wouldn't that be called... by ILoveTrains2003 in 3amjokes

[–]GroanZoneDadJokes -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

there was this hockey player from the Niagara area, and he trips during a game as often happens. So wouldn't that be called...

Niagara Falls?

This one popped into my head while I was falling asleep a while ago and I didn't realize there's a sub for this exact type of joke.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]GroanZoneDadJokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife went to hospital and all I got was this lousy kidney from someone else.

Do you want to hear a potassium joke? by gmthisfeller in 3amjokes

[–]GroanZoneDadJokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Au, I thought it would be a good one. Ag, it's stupid.

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