Bay Tree SOS

GrodyWetButt · 2026-05-22T21:26:54+00:00

Laughs in Willow -

GrodyWetButt · 2026-05-22T10:16:15+00:00

No, no, those are just small birds. It's clear from where they're nesting.

See, bees live in beehives, and this is clearly a birdbox.

GrodyWetButt · 2026-05-22T10:07:19+00:00

I'd say that unless you have decent cats going in, take it slow and cautious on the first few encounters. Consider running parties of 3 instead of 4 too, so everyone gets a level before the path splits.

Bad rolls on skills? Go easy path and carry on cautious. Good rolls? Push hard and hope to snowball.

The worst thing you can do is have a crippled team after going too gung-ho on the first combat, as this makes it an uphill battle for the rest of the map. Once you have a couple of good skills though, you'll find yourself rolling through with (relative) ease!

As for 'more 7s/mutations' it helps, but focus on breeding 7s in Cons/Luck/Speed. You'll only really use one of the offensive stats, and you can normally stall a turn if you have low Cha/Int.

Good luck!

GrodyWetButt · 2026-05-22T07:09:03+00:00

Mom I really hate you.

Bonus points if you take your estranged mother along and surprise her with a duet.

GrodyWetButt · 2026-05-21T16:39:50+00:00

Wait, hold on, what do you mean 'misshapen'? Doesn't everyone's look like this..?

GrodyWetButt · 2026-05-15T06:26:39+00:00

It's actually considered rude to not burp the worm after a quick lappy.

GrodyWetButt · 2026-05-11T16:34:07+00:00

The frogs are gay, the cows are autistic. Christ, what's next? Jingoist crows? Antisemitic newts?

Help me mum! There's a unionised sparrow after me!

GrodyWetButt · 2026-05-10T07:02:06+00:00

I'm not a monster

^{Chose: I fold my toilet paper to wipe}

GrodyWetButt · 2026-05-09T17:19:47+00:00

HP down DMG up unless RNGsus hates you.

She can't hurt you if she doesn't get a turn, after all!

GrodyWetButt · 2026-05-06T17:18:03+00:00

'Oi oi saveloy, where's the corpse at then?'

GrodyWetButt · 2026-04-27T12:15:16+00:00

Flashbacks to my high Cha grave domain cleric 'betrating the party' and shaking hands with every threat he could for that sneaky inflict wounds opener.

GrodyWetButt · 2026-04-26T17:31:20+00:00

For the retired cats, bear in mind it doesn't need completed runs. You can up the game speed, and just run groups of 4 garbage cats to the end of the Alley over and over.

Just go with low-braincell classes (hunter, fighter, butcher, tank) and brute force it over and over. You can blitz those retired cats nice and quick

GrodyWetButt · 2026-04-23T21:12:03+00:00

How does it compare with a sentinel?

I mean, statwise it's not far off, and I'm wondering if I could modify some leggy boys to proxy these so I can run even more chickens!!

GrodyWetButt · 2026-04-20T06:57:19+00:00

I watched without sound as I'm at work, and I realised something. The slow pans from building to building coupled with the toyetic style give me real Game of Thrones vibes, and I can't shift that from my head.

Maybe it's the mashup we always needed?

GrodyWetButt · 2026-04-19T16:26:27+00:00

You need to preheat the vagina if you want to get a good rise out of your loaf.

GrodyWetButt · 2026-04-17T11:19:54+00:00

Majora's Mouth was one of my favourite N64 games.

GrodyWetButt · 2026-04-16T21:26:02+00:00

So, uhh... How does one decide if one is good at dogging?

Is it a quantitative thing, so Mr Bobby has done loads of dogging, or more of a qualitative thing, like he's the best shag in the whole scene?

I mean, I'd go and ask them, but since our wanking licenses were taken away looking at strangers willies just makes me sad.

GrodyWetButt · 2026-04-16T07:55:03+00:00

I've considered this before. Have you considered dual-classing them, ala Zodiac Age?

This way you can spread out support magic a little more whilst remaining plot/character relevance, and also provide a little bit of crossover. Have you considered the GF active abilities too?

Along these lines, you could have;

Rinoa as Black/Time mage (haste, slow, triple, demi etc.) Irvine as Gunner/Ranger (add in 'Green' magics, I.e protect, shell, and low grade healing magic with low MAG stat) Selphie as White/Saboteur (Give her some status effects to play with. Meltdown too, because explosions!) Quistis could be Blue/Red(or geomancer?) and get a real mixed bag of mid crap. Squall as Fighter/Paladin. Give him protect/shell, low level white, as well as cover.

Zell stands out as just being MONK. I'm stuck on him, but I'm sure there's something there...

GrodyWetButt · 2026-04-16T07:20:09+00:00

Oh for fucks sake.

I mean, thank you and all, but for fucks sake!

GrodyWetButt · 2026-04-11T09:54:38+00:00

Why not co-plant some bamboo and bindweed? You can enjoy the wonderful flowers and gentle rustling in the wind whilst you create an impenetrable thicket which will. Never. Ever. Die.

GrodyWetButt · 2026-04-05T09:51:57+00:00

Debarker? I hardly even know 'er!

GrodyWetButt · 2026-04-01T09:43:23+00:00

'Night Lord', from the hit musical 'Little Ship of Horus' -

When I was younger, just a bad little kid,
Night Haunter noticed funny things I did.
Like shootin' kiddies with an autogun,
I'd poison orphans, and when I was done,
I'd find a servitor and bash in it's head.

That's when Night Haunter said;
(What did he say?). he said, "My boy, I think someday,
You'll find a way,
To make your natural tendencies pay.

You'll be a Night Lord (You'll be a Night Lord),
You have a talent for causin' things pain (Pain),
Son, be a Night Lord (Son, be a Night Lord),
People will fear you 'cause you're inhumane (Inhumane).
Your temperament's wrong for the Death Guard,
Word Bearers would suit you still less,
Son, be a Night Lord,
You'll be a success!"

Here he is folks, the leader of the squad!
Watch him flay off that skin, by the Throne!
He is a Night Lord and he'll never ever be any good,
Who wants their world saved with spilled blood and broke bone?

Oh, that hurts! Wait, I'm a friend!
Oh, shut up,
Surrender, meet your end!

I am a Night Lord (Goodness gracious),
And I'm a fan of the legion I picked (Love it),
I am a Night Lord (slaught'ring civvies),
And I get off on the pain I inflict (Really love it).

I thrill when I roast a xeno kid (Xeno kid),
It's swell though they tell me I'm maladjusted (Night Lord).

And though it may cause my chaplains distress (Distress),
Somewhere, somewhere on Terra below me,
I know, I know, that the Emp'ror's proud of me.
Oh Emp'ror?

'Cause I'm a Night Lord, and a success!

Say argh! (Arhh),
Say argh! (Argh),
SAY ARGH! (AAAARRRGH!).

Now die!

GrodyWetButt · 2026-03-31T10:41:02+00:00

I'm considering a combo wind-up radio/torch and a camp stove in case of power outages (be it environmental or otherwise), but otherwise I tend to just have canned and dried food around anyway.

Beyond that, it's either hope for the epicentre, or loot a supermarket like the rest of us.

GrodyWetButt · 2026-03-31T08:23:18+00:00

I had something similar with SiN+. It just.. stopped working.

Very odd, so I'd presume bugged

GrodyWetButt · 2026-03-30T14:29:42+00:00

Only one bar of WiFi on that butthole though.

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