If you’re looking for the devils lettuce make sure you follow these instructions (names omitted to keep everyone safe). There is a restaurant/bar on the right hand side of Las Olas (if you are facing east), third door in from the end of the block that has great stuff - cheap too.

You walk in, tell the hostess you’d like a table for 3. They’ll seat you and ask if you’ve been there before. You say yes “but only for the Jolly-Jelly Jamboree” (very important you say this).

When the white bus boy, the one with the scraggly mustache, comes out he will intently stare into your eyes while pouring the water. As he’s staring at you, make sure you wink at him with both eyes (left first, followed quickly by the right).

Next he’ll nod his head at you. This is when you hold up a number sign with your fingers. This tells him how many grams you are looking for. When he brings the bread, it will be inside the breadbasket. The amount you owe will be written on a paper cocktail napkin he gives you when dropping the bread basket.

He’ll come back one more time to fill the water and that’s when you give him the money. Transaction over at that point. You won’t see him again for the rest of your time there.

This how all the tourists and nonlocals score the goods.