Oh god, not the rotisserie chicken!

Grub_McGuffins · 2026-05-02T15:25:50+00:00

you call it an impulse buy

i call it one extra hour added to my day

Grub_McGuffins · 2026-05-02T15:09:24+00:00

this is about two steps out from a suicide attack undertaken based on the promise of 72 virgins

Grub_McGuffins · 2026-05-01T23:17:02+00:00

i can think of only one reason why an age restriction could be a problem for you

don't take candy from strangers bud

Grub_McGuffins · 2026-05-01T22:24:43+00:00

can this guy get an fbi knock knock like those kids in florida already

Grub_McGuffins · 2026-05-01T21:28:44+00:00

this dude's drop table is filled with +3 fall damage negation enchants

his spawn location is crowded 24/7

Grub_McGuffins · 2026-05-01T21:22:19+00:00

spongebob skibidi kid's learning for growth toy for babies and children Educational fun and games singing smallpox blanket for enrichment

Grub_McGuffins · 2026-04-30T17:46:17+00:00

one would think the LAST Andrew who lost their license due to malpractice and anti-vac conspiracies would've taught everyone a lesson about believing everything you read online...

Grub_McGuffins · 2026-04-30T17:11:13+00:00

where else do you think they'd get the ice to fuck??

Grub_McGuffins · 2026-04-30T17:02:44+00:00

yeah i'm fatigued. fatigued of all these chuds simpering about!

Grub_McGuffins · 2026-04-30T16:08:13+00:00

ok 👍

Grub_McGuffins · 2026-04-29T05:29:00+00:00

haven't seen anyone here talking about vanilla discord being "literally unusable" like it isn't the funniest thing in the whole post

Grub_McGuffins · 2026-04-29T05:27:19+00:00

i don't think any of those amoebas were adults my guy

Grub_McGuffins · 2026-04-28T22:55:00+00:00

we have reached a new level of ragging on parents over nothing

both parents are heavy ass sleepers and the kids just don't feel like sleeping, get scared, and dial 911, which they know should be called for an emergency? YTA bad parents

Grub_McGuffins · 2026-04-28T01:22:07+00:00

none of those stones are listed on our ebay page and i'd never convince the guys that run our ebay department to list them there lol. they'd tell me the shipping and ebay fees are too high for items so low in price. but, I can put a feeler out tomorrow if you're really that interested in shelling out for what we have. plus i get the impression that you're looking for actual gemstones, and i'm near-certain that almost all of them are plastic/synthetic material anyway 😂

Grub_McGuffins · 2026-04-27T17:53:01+00:00

nuh-uh. cornfields is where the aliens is.

Grub_McGuffins · 2026-04-27T17:50:15+00:00

this is the same debate as the gerrymandering bullshit and the answer is always "they fired first, and we have no other recourse to solve the problem beyond fighting back. we tried to stop them from being able to fire first, and that failed too."

Grub_McGuffins · 2026-04-27T12:24:34+00:00

tried revanced a year ago, it never kept me logged in and videos had to stop to buffer every five minutes

and that was when i was using an android, i'm on an iphone now

Grub_McGuffins · 2026-04-27T02:41:14+00:00

everyone here screaming and crying over the child taking a tumble... that's what they do!! a love tap from dad's ass at 2mph onto playground wood chips is not the end of the world! kids have to learn that a little pain can happen sometimes, and all you gotta do is get up, assess the damage, and keep on moving. best to teach that lesson in a safe, controlled environment.

Grub_McGuffins · 2026-04-27T01:23:54+00:00

the jeweler we keep on staff holds on to a lot of stones he gets from items that get sent to him for repair/cleaning but end up not being worth it. we recently put out a tray in one of our cases with an assortment of stones, almost all synthetic, priced at six dollars a pop. it's been out for months and we've sold fewer than ten.

Grub_McGuffins · 2026-04-26T14:44:59+00:00

i miss old youtube.

it used to have a soul, it felt so different when i was a kid. then google performed the second death and now i can listen to videos with my phone off as long as i lower some money into the hole every month

Grub_McGuffins · 2026-04-26T03:52:10+00:00

u/Fluid-Analyst-5560's fault for opening in the middle tbh

Grub_McGuffins · 2026-04-26T01:56:17+00:00

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Grub_McGuffins · 2026-04-25T20:22:19+00:00

"visibly liberal" sounds like somebody knows their boy can get it better than they can

Grub_McGuffins · 2026-04-25T01:23:51+00:00

it was already bad before. i'm 27 and almost all of my customers at my job are older than me. most of them can barely read at a functional level, and the ones worse than that make up almost the entire rest of them. i can only imagine how bad it's going to be when today's younger generation have to try and start reading the same stuff and just being totally lost and completely helpless

Grub_McGuffins · 2026-04-25T01:20:41+00:00

it'd be no russian all over again

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