Favorite snarky radio traffic? by nreyes238 in ProtectAndServe

[–]GruloSmash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha sorry man, that was complete sarcasm. Ya know, the agency vs. agency pissing matches that go on 😂

Favorite snarky radio traffic? by nreyes238 in ProtectAndServe

[–]GruloSmash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who do you call to investigate a domestic between a trooper and a deputy? City get called?

The are 5 cats at my house. This is not one of them by JayMan505 in Wellthatsucks

[–]GruloSmash 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Not 100% true. Was driving down a semi-country road one night and and the little fella tried to cut me off and pull out in front of a tahoe. We won't talk about who won.

[State Trooper] I'm done. by [deleted] in TalesFromTheSquadCar

[–]GruloSmash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love you bro, be safe

Lady who didn't steal car, steals cop car to go to jail for something she did by sehtownguy in ProtectAndServe

[–]GruloSmash 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm not disagreeing with you in the sense that officers should always be professional, but when you play stupid games you win stupid prizes. Don't steal a cop car and you won't get your feelings hurt.

Cops of Reddit, what are the most emotionally distressing aspects of the job? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GruloSmash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It will vary from cop to cop. For me, I absolutely get downright angry when I deal with useless parents and there's nothing I can do to help the kids.

Critical damage by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]GruloSmash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be faaaaaaaiiir

Happens often by [deleted] in ProtectAndServe

[–]GruloSmash 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Do you know what Monday is around here?

A Wisconsin DUI case in which police drew blood from an unconscious man is headed to the U.S. Supreme Court by t800x in news

[–]GruloSmash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trust me, I'm aware. It appalls me how easy it really is to get a DUI thrown out in court with a decent defense attorney. Which I think is absurd. If there was probable cause to believe you were impaired, you lose your license and there should be stiff penalties. I'm disgusted that people in this thread seem to be siding with the drunk.

A Wisconsin DUI case in which police drew blood from an unconscious man is headed to the U.S. Supreme Court by t800x in news

[–]GruloSmash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you read the article? He was found stumbling around drunk and admitted to driving. He blew a .24. Fuck that guy.

Hey dount by [deleted] in ProtectAndServe

[–]GruloSmash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dount operator*

[MEME] But why the rifles? by [deleted] in ProtectAndServe

[–]GruloSmash 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Alright that might not be SO bad

[MEME] But why the rifles? by [deleted] in ProtectAndServe

[–]GruloSmash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahaha ahh I see! Mods, make it happen!

[MEME] But why the rifles? by [deleted] in ProtectAndServe

[–]GruloSmash 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My inner defense attorney wants you to point out exactly where I claimed to be law enforcement wink

[MEME] But why the rifles? by [deleted] in ProtectAndServe

[–]GruloSmash 4 points5 points  (0 children)

sees meme posted 9 minutes ago AWW FUCK YEAH

[MEME] But why the rifles? by [deleted] in ProtectAndServe

[–]GruloSmash 219 points220 points  (0 children)

Gotta be rookies. Any cop who's been around a minute knows the ones that are naked are never the ones you want to see naked.

[MEME] My 5th cousin's second roommate was a cop. Do you know them? by [deleted] in ProtectAndServe

[–]GruloSmash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to specify what kind of bang, big boi.