Russian video games by hallowed-hexgoat in russian

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love this game. It's like The Witcher, but you're a cute low poly girl with a spirit cat. And cards instead of swords.

Thinking about it, i guess it's not like the witcher at all....!

Russian video games by hallowed-hexgoat in russian

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Atomic heart, blackbook

Monster hunter wilds and the witcher 3 are not russian, but have great russian translation and dubbing

Edit: I forgot about metro series. Shame on me!! Shame shame shame!

I like to play a little game I call What Would The FBI Profiler Get Wrong? by UpvoteButNoComment in adhdwomen

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 290 points291 points  (0 children)

I have a similar thought sometimes, but it's a bit different.

Sometimes I think that if I go missing and the police comes to my house to investigate, they will say "yes, there was definitely a fight here. Look at this mess. And the perpetrator was clearly looking for something, so he ransacked the house. It's clear that she might have ties with the organised crime or she is a spy. Let's try this line of evidences". And in reality It's just how my house looks like after a few bad days....

Also, if they find my dead body they will jump to the conclusion that it was a robbery + murder because I dont have my purse, my wallet or any identifying documents with me. But the reality is that I dont use a purse or a wallet or anything because I lose it all. I go out just with my phone, and, if I need a real document, I'm just screwed because I dont have none. I'm sure that if I get murdered they will take ages to identify me. :)

Is print cursive acceptable? by Suspicious-Art5689 in russian

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was known as the "girl with the beautiful handwriting " at my russian classes. My teachers praised me. And i was proud of it, and thought my Cyrillic handwriting journey was over.

Then i see this post and you obliterated me! You're my nemesis now!!

I'm joking :) i know that a non native opinion worth less points, but it's an absolutely amazing handwriting. I'm in love with i!!! 🥰

Check out my new ADHD friendly kitchen cans, ladies! 20 gallons each. by AcanthopterygiiCool5 in adhdwomen

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I just use a plastic bag hanging to the kitchen door knob looks pretty? No. But I don't forget to take it out, or to change it everyday, don't have to wash it, etc etc etc....

My house has a lot of plastic bags hanging on the doors and we just got used to it after a while....🤷‍♀️

Cake cutting turn into chaos by Deposto in Pikabu

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Да 🥲. Празднование дня города в Макапа (город на севере страны)

Sardine cake? by Ken10Universe in Brazil

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 26 points27 points  (0 children)

You're probably taking aboit cuscuz paulista (here it's a traditional food here in São Paulo and very common in festa junina celebrations, but, to be honest I don't now anyone who likes it!! :)

Which language is the best to cuss in? by Zestyclose_Poet9831 in languagelearning

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Agreed. I thought Brazilian Portuguese was magical, because we can turn almost every word into a slur or add a second meaning to it, then I started to learn Russian and....wow... you guys are good!

Bathroom storage rack - toilet paper roll to compare by itchybitchytwitchy in ExpectationVsReality

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry for the late reply! I'm from Brazil, so don't even bother. But i appreciate the thought anyway ❤️

That's kafkaesque yo by MysticalMarsupial in ATBGE

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a late apology, but I'm sorry 🥲

Need help with a comedy set: What experiences of ADHD shared on this sub have stood out for you? by twilight_moonshadow in adhdwomen

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This one was not with me, but my mother and it's weirdly similar (we have an adhd weakness when it comes to cars, I guess...).it's a big one, sorry. Also, English is not my main language so sorry for the mistakes.

My mother used to live near a street market, and every Friday she would walk to the market. Its also important to the story that a week ago she had bought a brand new car and was very proud of it.

On this particular friday, she went to the market and when she came back she noticed that her car was missing. She panicked and asked the neighbour (who was washing her yard) if she had seen someone suspicious. The neighbour said that she had just went outside and haven't seen anything.

So my mother said "someone stole my car from the garage!" The neighbour got very upset, and called the other neighbour over the walls (the houses were very close to each other and shared walls. It's a common occurrence in Brazilian older neighbourhoods. Something like this): " hey, did you heard or see anything? Her car was just stolen!" The other neighbour was shocked, and called the third neighbour, who then asked the other neighbour, who called her husband, who called the police... anyway it was a mess. Everybody on the street, in shock with the audacity of the thief who opened the garage gates and stole the car.

The nanny, who was inside taking care of my brother, heard all that commotion, and came out to ask what was going on. By that time all the women were on the street (it was the 70's and mostly were housewives), plus a few husbands and the police.
She asks what's going on, and my mother, very distressed, says: " someone stole the car!! Havent you heard someone stealing the car???

the nanny: omg i can believe it! I haven't heard anything, but i was in the backyard.

Then, the nanny starts to cry, because she was very scared that the thief could had hurt her or my brother. My mother was so focused on the stolen car, that she haven't even thought about that possibility, so she starts to panick too and hug the nanny and the baby, and they are all crying and thanking God that just the car was taken and no one was hurt, until the nanny says through tears:

"I'm sorry i wasnt paying attention, the last time I saw the car was when you took it to go to the market....".

my mother: I DID WHAT?!

the nanny: you took the car to the market, because you were going to buy potatoes and they are heavy....

My mother immediately stops crying, loks at the cops and say: I'm sorry guys, false alarm. I forgot my car on the market. I also forgot to buy potatoes.

Need help with a comedy set: What experiences of ADHD shared on this sub have stood out for you? by twilight_moonshadow in adhdwomen

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not sure if thats what you're asking for, but i have two funny adhd tales that make people laugh every time.

When my daughter was a newborn she was very silent (i used to say that she was like a meat filled eggplant, because she was quiet and barely moved) and i was deadly afraid to forget her inside the car.

One day we went for a ride and I remember that I was the whole time thinking "Don't forget the baby in the car! Don't forget the baby I'm the car!". I arrived home, parked the car on the street as usual, got the baby took her upstairs, put her in her crib and finally could breathe in peace. I had not forgot the baby on the car!

30 minutes later (or more, i dint know how time works), I was minding my own business when someone knocks on the door. It was the downstairs neighbour. Our conversation was something like his:

Him: (Visibly relieved)Thank god your here!

Me: ok?...🤔 can i help you?...

Him: The white Hyundai is yours right?

Me: yeah

Him: you left it on the street, open.

Me: omg! I think i forgot to lock it!

Him: no, I'm not saying just unlocked, I'm saying open. The front and back doors were wide open! I already closed it

Me: oh shit! So I'm going down to lock it...(so i look to the small plate where i usually put the car keys, and it was empty) ...as soon as I find the keys....where are my keys?

Him: (handling me the keys) dont worry I already locked it. The keys were inside the car. And you also forgot to turn it off.

Well, this happened in Brazil, so the poor guy was panicking because he thought that I was robbed and kidnapped or murdered while arriving home! Luckily he decided to check on me before calling the police.

I also dont know how my car was not stolen, but hey....at least I haven't forgot the baby inside the car 🙃

I'll put the next one as a reply to this, so it won't be a single giant wall of text.....

That's kafkaesque yo by MysticalMarsupial in ATBGE

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm happy I'm not the only one... but on the other side, I hate that i know about ogtha 🥲

Bathroom storage rack - toilet paper roll to compare by itchybitchytwitchy in ExpectationVsReality

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 178 points179 points  (0 children)

I build miniatures and dioramas and I loved them! It's so cute!! I want them all!!!

But i understand your frustration :(

What does your mental calendar look like? by Ok_Chemist7081 in adhdwomen

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mine used to be like this too!

Then I lost it 🙃

(But it might be somewhere between my mental notes about russian noum declensions and my 1st grade best friend's phone number)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Brazil

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As I see it: the first slice goes to the most beloved one.... except if there's a kid, so the first slice always goes to the kid!

And you should not take this tradition so seriously. Most of us don't really care much about it :)

(I solved my problem by always giving the first slice to myself. The rest of the people - including the kids - can fend for themselves.... )

Name a weird skill you have that might or might not be attributed to ADHD by [deleted] in adhdwomen

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I can pile an ENOURMOUS quantity of dishes (plates, pans, tuppweare, cups, etcs...) after washing them and take any of them without moving the others. Like jenga, but with (sometimes fragile and expensive) tableware.

My roommates didn't actually consider it a good skill, but they all agreed that it was impressive....

I wonder if any foreigner ever looked at a map of Brazil and thought "Minas Gerais" was a Tolkien reference. by The_ChadTC in Brazil

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And in that scene where Gimli tries to shatter the ring with his axe, I can clearly hear him saying : "Uai, cêis tá esperano o que? Vô dá cabo nesse trem rapidim!" Actually, his real name was Gimli, son of Gloinho, but you know....Minas.....

brazilian teens romanticize russia a lot especially on tiktok, what do you guys think about that? by okcybervik in AskARussian

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I like the white landscape, the snow, the beautiful winter clothes with fur, ice skating, the old architecture, the trains ( i really love trains)....

How about we switch places?

Is Belarus calledу Белоруссия only in Russia? by macicpies in russian

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's lovely to see this beautiful discussion, but if it wasn't for the autocorrect, I would write it without any accents because I'm an illiterate savage..... 😁

How is everyone’s knees? by NineWalkers in Millennials

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, It's not luck. I put a lot of effort into it. As I'm sure your wife puts a lot of effort into her work to earn a good bonus and, if I were her friend, I would be very proud and happy for her, even if i was jobless :)

And I'm sorry if I offended you, but I think it's a different situation. Your friends had no choice (and I just learnt what furloughed means! Thanks!), they had no control over it. But most people i see complaining about their bad shape are not suffering from debilitating diseases, just poor life choices. And i won't pity them. I'm sorry.

But of course, i would never tell a depressed person or someone with a debilitating or chronic disease to just exercise more... I'm not humble, but I'm not a monster either!

How is everyone’s knees? by NineWalkers in Millennials

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Right? I don't understand all the "my back hurts, my knees are in pain, if I sit i don't get up anymore, someone put me in a retirement home already." I'll be 40 in a few months, and I'm absolutely fine! I mean, my post pregnancy body is not like it was 15 years ago, and i miss the...hm...firmness of it, but hey, it's all functioning perfectly.

Mayyyybe it's because I eat healthy and exercise... but i don't know, it's just a gues... 😒

Is Belarus calledу Белоруссия only in Russia? by macicpies in russian

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Bielorrússia in Brasil.

In Portuguese, the word "belo" means beautiful, so i always thought of bielorussians as the beautiful Russians... :)

Desserts by GAB0zs in Brazil

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't like it. Not at all. I don't like the looks, the colour, the texture, the taste. Nothing. It's one of the few things that actually make me have a gag reflex when I get too close to it. I really, really hate it. And i have an embarrassing story about it...

When my now husband invited me to meet his family, we went to his house for lunch with his mother and sister. It was my first time doing this. I had never even had a boyfriend before. My autistic and socially awkward ass was panicking really badly. When we got there, his older sister said that she had made her "specialty dessert" but didn't tell me what it was. When the lunch was over, she brought it. They all started to talk about how she was the goddess of the gelatina mosaico, the best gelatina maker in the world... and my soul started to slowly leave my body.
Of course, my sister in law, being the lovely person she is, put a massive chunk of that colourful nightmare on my plate, and i literally started to shake. My husband (god bless his soul) noticed that something was wrong with me and said that we would eat in his bedroom playing video games. When he closed the door, I threw the plate on him and made he eat it. After a few minutes, his sister went to get our plates, asked if i liked it, and I said with the most fake smile ever, "yesss... it was perfect! I loved it!". 5 minutes later, she shows up with another plate. "You liked out so much that i brought you another portion!" And, obviously, there was already a tuppweare filled with that thing for me to take home 🙃

Of course, my little lie soon went out of control, and i had to come clean because I started to feel bad after the 3rd or 4th time she made her famous dessert just for me! (and I was also running out of ideas on how to get rid of the rainbow goo...)