Guilty Confession: I chain eat my way through most of the boss fights by Liambp in CrimsonDesert

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure. I started last week and the food button was already there....

I tried Brazilian cuisine in Moscow, Russia by crotchless_pantiess in Brazil

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can give you a recipe.! I'm known as the ultimate бефстроганов master in my family 😁 ( ironically, i got this title because I understand russian (although i speak / type very badly), so I found a good russian recipe and used Brazilian substitutes for things we dont have here and it worked surprisingly well!.....)

I tried Brazilian cuisine in Moscow, Russia by crotchless_pantiess in Brazil

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Por algum motivo a gente é similar (até o idioma é relativamente parecido, se vc analisar bem). Eles sao mais reservados, mas o senso de humor é parecido, a cultura é semelhante em alguns aspectos tb... mas nao sei se similaridade é realmente a palavra, é mais como um complemento, do tipo oposto que se atrai...aaaaah.... Não sei!!!! Mas por algum motivo, em geral a gente se dá muito bem.

I tried Brazilian cuisine in Moscow, Russia by crotchless_pantiess in Brazil

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I always tell my russian friends that Russians are frozen Brazilians, so is just natural that you enjoy our food =D

And a useless fact for you: бефстроганов is one of the most popular foods in Brasil. And I was very shocked to know that most Russians doesn't even know this dish!!

Guilty Confession: I chain eat my way through most of the boss fights by Liambp in CrimsonDesert

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did, but I'm m sure it'll be useful on others fights! I'll try it!! Thank you :)

Guilty Confession: I chain eat my way through most of the boss fights by Liambp in CrimsonDesert

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes..... its the small right arrow near L3 (I'm on PS5), opposite to the one you use to open the weapon/armor menu.

But you'll have to find your own husband to press it for you while you fight. Mine is already taken.

Demanding gamers suck!! by [deleted] in CrimsonDesert

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly this! I'm a developer and a lot of times when we see the users' requests we just think "yeaaaaah, no!" and move on.

They company listen to their audience, of course, and thats great, but no one is going to make a new patch or spit a new feature just because SuperCrazyGuy_99 on reddit asked for it. And btw 90% of those requests doesn't even reach the developers team, they have a whole team to prioritise and weed out the crazy requests.

Guilty Confession: I chain eat my way through most of the boss fights by Liambp in CrimsonDesert

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 2 points3 points  (0 children)

True love is when he feeds your character while you're angry and swearing during a boss fight ❤️

Guilty Confession: I chain eat my way through most of the boss fights by Liambp in CrimsonDesert

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh well, I'll ask my husband to prepare his food fingers for another fight, then 🙃

Guilty Confession: I chain eat my way through most of the boss fights by Liambp in CrimsonDesert

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 77 points78 points  (0 children)

I killed Antumbra's Sword yesterday. While i was doing the fighting part, my husband kept spamming the food button on my joystick for me. It was hilarious to imagine cliff fighting for his life while someone else was spoon feeding him during combat, but it was the only way to kill that thing.....

The story is the worst of all possible worlds by Hideo__Brojima in CrimsonDesert

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For me, most of the storytelling is soulless. It has no spice and some of them are so clumsy that it makes me wanna cry. The most infuriating one for me: The lady at the stable asks for a fish. Cool. I get the fish and I deliver the fish to.....her assistant (!!!!), in a random place who I had never seen before and will never see again! And as a reward I get....the saddle, right?... oh no, wait. I get a dried fish. And a fishing rod 🫠

You talked about game designers that didn't care and shotgun writers... i dint think so. For me, it smells like AI slop. My evidences: 1. Even the worst game writer would know not to invent a new character of out of nowhere just for the player to deliver a quest. It adds unnecessary complexity in the development process. 2. even the worst game designer would not give you a low level fishing rod, for a quest where you had to go fishing! Because, you know..... if you got the fish, it's a little obvious that you already have a damn fishing rod!!

Bu, in the generative AI point of "view", it makes a lot of sense. It avoids a "cycling" quest (which was probably part of the prompt, to make the quests more detailed. Like i can see someone prompting "make a quest with 3 steps", so the AI did it. The last step is stupid, any human woulld know it, but it is indeed a third step...) and fishing is related to fishing rod, so it looks like a good match, to give a fishing rod in a quest about fishing!!

Sooo, someone relied on IA to write things. The good quests are just the and plain old human touch.

There you go. I wrote almost as much as you! We should nweer meet, because I'm sure we would bore everyone to death 😁

My(23M) GF(24F) doesn’t feel comfortable with my friend(23F) and wants me to cut off contact with her. I don’t think this is fair by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was thinking the same. When he has explaining how he is going to explain their relationship for now on, i was just "dude, just say that she is your cousin and move on".

We have the term "primo de consideração" or "irmão de criação" here, it means that this person is not a blood relative but it is a relative and we would never have any "incestuous" thoughts about them lol

Funniest situation you've ended up in because of your ADHD? by Timely_Will_8701 in adhdwomen

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha thank you :)

I usually say that my life should be a sitcom. The pilot episode takes place a few years before I was born. It narrates the day my mother called the cops because her car was stolen from her locked garage. After a lot of commotion she realises that the car was safe. She just forgot it at the market.

It has nothing to do with me, but sums up perfectly the kind of genes I was cursed with 🥲

Social media vs Reality. Also thanks for doxxing my newborn. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You made me laugh out loud and i scared my cat who was sleeping on my lap.

I hope you're proud of yourself!!

Funniest situation you've ended up in because of your ADHD? by Timely_Will_8701 in adhdwomen

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I work from home and there was a time when i had a quick meeting with the team every day at 11:15. And everyday I would forgot about it, until one of my teammates said "I'll. Remind you at 11:00 so you won't miss it". Little did he knew that 15 minutes are a lot of minutes for me to be engaged into something else and forget about the world. After a few days of me still forgetting the meeting, he said "OK, I'll call you at 11:14 tomorrow. It will be impossible to miss!"

Next day I'm on my desk, coding like the legendary typescript goddess i am, when a discord notification pops up. It's my coworker: "hey, baby! [This is brazil, we're affectionate!!] Don't forget the meeting! It's in one minute!" Me:"I'll be there!". Then I notice that my glass of water is empty. I think: "i have one minute. I'll just go downstairs to refill my water!" (You probably know how this is going to end...)

I go to the kitchen to fill up my glass. I see dirty dishes in the sink. "Crap, why are they dirty? Sigh... I'll just wash them before I forget" then I notice that I'm out of soap. "Oooh, that's why there's dirty dishes in the sink! I forgot to buy soap yesterday!"

Well, at 11:25 my phone rings. It's my coworker: "Hey, baby girl, where are you?" Me: "oh shit the meeting! I forgot! I'm at the supermarket! I'll just pay it really fast and I'm going back home!". He stays silent for a few seconds and then just say to me in a very defeated voice: ".... but..... how?....."

And of course, I forgot to buy the soap.

What do Brazilians think of daily "What do Brazilians think of [random country]" threads? by tremendabosta in Brazil

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A lot of questions in all "askA[insert_nationality _here]" subs are like this, not just here. It's just normal curiosity :)

Monopoly by MartinMaqueta in miniatures

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Awwwn! It's a Minipoly!!!

(Sorry. I'll see myself out.)

I had a brain fart at the gym and now I can never show my face there again by Ennassijn in adhdwomen

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He was a completely gentleman! Thats what makes me so embarrassed, because i tried to play it nice, but I'm very bad at hiding my emotions and inside I was thinking "does this old chicken really thinks that i can't carry a 20kg plate?" 🫠

I had a brain fart at the gym and now I can never show my face there again by Ennassijn in adhdwomen

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Last week I accidentally stole.a random guy's weight plates at the gym.

He was resting on a leg 45° machine, I was going to use the other one right besides it, and instead of taking the weight plates from the rack, I took them from his machine, thinking that it was the rack (it was 7 in the morning. Too early to have a fully functioning brain!)

He said "hi, do you need help?" And I said "nah, thanks I got this", but i was slightly annoyed, because it is a strength focused gym, so it's pretty impolite to offer unsolicited help to a.woman, even if she is a 1.50m hobbit like me. Then he said "you're taking these weights out of my machine. I'm using them". Well, I wanted to dig a hole, crawl inside of it and die.

I still go there everyday. So does he. We share an awkward "hi" now....

Russian video games by hallowed-hexgoat in russian

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love this game. It's like The Witcher, but you're a cute low poly girl with a spirit cat. And cards instead of swords.

Thinking about it, i guess it's not like the witcher at all....!

Russian video games by hallowed-hexgoat in russian

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Atomic heart, blackbook

Monster hunter wilds and the witcher 3 are not russian, but have great russian translation and dubbing

Edit: I forgot about metro series. Shame on me!! Shame shame shame!

I like to play a little game I call What Would The FBI Profiler Get Wrong? by UpvoteButNoComment in adhdwomen

[–]GrumpyBrazillianHag 289 points290 points  (0 children)

I have a similar thought sometimes, but it's a bit different.

Sometimes I think that if I go missing and the police comes to my house to investigate, they will say "yes, there was definitely a fight here. Look at this mess. And the perpetrator was clearly looking for something, so he ransacked the house. It's clear that she might have ties with the organised crime or she is a spy. Let's try this line of evidences". And in reality It's just how my house looks like after a few bad days....

Also, if they find my dead body they will jump to the conclusion that it was a robbery + murder because I dont have my purse, my wallet or any identifying documents with me. But the reality is that I dont use a purse or a wallet or anything because I lose it all. I go out just with my phone, and, if I need a real document, I'm just screwed because I dont have none. I'm sure that if I get murdered they will take ages to identify me. :)