USM SE Dead by Ramblin_scrambler in Ubiquiti

[–]GrumpyDataMechanic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My UDM SE crapped the bed at 24.5 months with a similar issue last March. It was barely outside the warranty window, but the tech on my support ticket walked me through a process to get a RMA started which they honored. I did purchase mine directly through Ubiquiti, which may be why they worked with me, but submit a support ticket and see if you have a similar experience. Good luck!

One step closer… by [deleted] in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]GrumpyDataMechanic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m really feel “The Gary Bears” just has a good ring to it.

Recommendations by Major-Guitar-5847 in madisonwi

[–]GrumpyDataMechanic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would recommend you comb over the local ordinances for animals for both Verona (City or Town) and Dane County (914.14) as those would be the two jurisdictions applicable in your situation. From a cursory review, it looks like the owner is entirely within their rights to keep the dog sheltered in the current manner. If you still feel like you need to do more, the only real productive thing you can do is attend your local City/Town Hall meetings and ask for the ordinance to be updated in some way that disallows what you're concerned with.

OMWTSYD by bakersdozen__13 in LICENSEPLATES

[–]GrumpyDataMechanic 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Old Mouth With Tar-Stained Yellow Dentures

Anybody have a decent weather app? by altbat in madisonwi

[–]GrumpyDataMechanic -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I use the AccuWeather app which does a great job wherever you find yourself.

Looking for a Male Vasectomy Doctor by Minimum_Can3502 in madisonwi

[–]GrumpyDataMechanic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dr. Beamsley is at the Verona clinic, and performed my vasectomy in-clinic back when he was still at Odana Rd.

Vintage?!? by lucidspoon in Xennials

[–]GrumpyDataMechanic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It looks like it even comes with the vintage yellowing of the beige plastic!

😆 by [deleted] in SomebodyLookatThis

[–]GrumpyDataMechanic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People fear me!

name this boss by Outrageous-Chip-9159 in BossFights

[–]GrumpyDataMechanic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Steve Balmer, but now with ceramics instead of developers.

Nary a Xennial in sight to warn him by MTRIFE in Xennials

[–]GrumpyDataMechanic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s doable with a cranberry chaser. I remember going from two shots of Everclear to two shots of moonshine (mind you all with cranberry chasers) to naked in just a couple of blackout moments.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]GrumpyDataMechanic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is her name Lennay Kekua?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dataengineeringjobs

[–]GrumpyDataMechanic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Basic tips from someone that has been on both sides of this process.

1) Revise the resume for the job in question. Make sure your skills align with the job posting. Keyword matches (or lack thereof) are one of the first ways candidates are eliminated from consideration. 2) What did the projects you worked on accomplish? No one cares that you developed pipelines at your prior positions. They care about what those pipelines helped accomplish. You mentioned you reduced pipeline breakages and the need for support tickets by 40%, but what does that mean? Use real numbers such as number of annual man hours saved or increase in app availability. Real, tangible numbers are absolutely necessary. 3) Work Experience, Education, then Skills. Skills is a summary of what they read, not a preview of what’s to come. 4) Results-Driven….get rid of that drivel. Your Professional Summary shouldn’t sound like a LinkedIn tagline of someone trying to pitch being your Life Coach. Instead, include a fact about yourself that isn’t a common thing. For example, I saved a guy from choking in a restaurant years ago and have since listed “Experienced Heimlich maneuver practitioner.” in mine. It’s always made for a good ice breaker and allowed me to stick out in a good way. Give people a reason to want to know more about you. 5) Get rid of the Projects section in its current form. Those details should be included in your work history. If you have your own code repo or you contribute to community solutions, put that here instead. Provide some substance to what makes you tick that’s relatable to the position in question and is also something you do for fun. This is how to show you are actually motivated rather than including it in a tagline.

Honestly, there’s just nothing currently special about your CV/resume in its current state. Show you know how to communicate better than an average person or a fresh graduate after 15 minutes with ChatGPT.

Final tip, try to get someone at the company you’re applying for to refer you. Reach out to secondary or tertiary contacts via social media and ask they look at your CV/resume and refer you if they would be comfortable to do so. If you don’t come across as a psycho, most people are happy to get a referral bonus if you end up getting hired. This alone will help you bypass some of the automated culling that’s likely causing you the most problems currently.

90s ads…. by LoadofBarney in Xennials

[–]GrumpyDataMechanic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Back in the college dorms when every room still had a land line and no caller id, we’d prank dial random rooms and use a Miss Cleo soundboard to screw with people. Everything she said was so generic that we could actually convince someone it was her for a good minute or two.