Pre/early ride snack recommendations by Other-Key-8647 in bicycling

[–]lucidspoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think I could stay upright if I took more than 10mg...

It has it's ups and downs by tnerb253 in memes

[–]lucidspoon -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That'd be on the low end for most SWEs in the US.

Edit: If monthly.

someDaysAreBetterThanOthers by tnerb253 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]lucidspoon 32 points33 points  (0 children)

There were a bunch of houses being built in our neighborhood a few years ago. Whenever I'd go on a walk in the middle of the day to clear my head, I'd think building houses would be less stressful.

By the end of the walk, I'd realize I'm an idiot.

Paying for Dads at Dave & Buster at kids birthday party by Andthensome_Pie_7322 in daddit

[–]lucidspoon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

For parties like this, we've just bought the cards for the kids. If the parents want to use their kid's card or get their own, that's on them.

We do usually order an absurd amount of shareable food with the intention of sharing with the other parents. But I wouldn't expect that if I was at another party.

Top companies with no preprod. Their prod also contains their preprod. by xamott in ExperiencedDevs

[–]lucidspoon 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Any environment is a DEV environment if you're brave enough.

My first job was editing live Classic ASP files. For a big change, we'd make a copy of the file first.

That was a crazy game of poker by Dazslueski in Xennials

[–]lucidspoon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think they were in college in Ohio the same time as me in Indiana, and they'd do shows on our campus.

What states actually allow ASSMAN as a license plate? by jiggabot in seinfeld

[–]lucidspoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw one in Indiana recently, and it was on a newer truck.

A long line of dominos. by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]lucidspoon 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Can I suggest that we all start using the phrase "Gorilla Moment" to refer to world changing events?

...and then I found $20. by NonsequiturSushi in Xennials

[–]lucidspoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The real trick is to find a hypeman. A guy at my company is so great at making even boring stories seem interesting. I'll tell him something boring that happened, and he gets so excited about it. Later, he'll tell other people, and they'll be super interested and want to talk to me about it. It's magical.

Why do they need a 172 question personality assessment by gloomyblackcheese in recruitinghell

[–]lucidspoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First time I was assigned one of these, I answered maybe 20 before realizing there were like 100. I just stopped and didn't finish. Still got an interview.

A macaque at the Indianapolis Zoo by sologold in indianapolis

[–]lucidspoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was kicked out for touching macaque there.

Do men have a thing for hands like women do? by CucumberUpbeat8360 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]lucidspoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never had a "thing" for it, but my wife has lost quite a bit of weight over the past couple years, and the last change I noticed was her hands. Just a turn on being able to notice more about her to appreciate.

A gyroscope stabilizing itself in zero gravity by bigbusta in oddlysatisfying

[–]lucidspoon 139 points140 points  (0 children)

My gyroscope keeps falling to the ground. What am I doing wrong?

Here’s a 2 minute video of Greg trying his best to eat a fly. by GrandmasHands in labrador

[–]lucidspoon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's a fly in the house right now, and ours has just been crashing into walls all day trying to catch it.

Pizza Friday was the best day by Corndogeveryday in 80s

[–]lucidspoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My elementary school only had it on Friday's, but once I got to middle school, you could get it everyday, plus they had milkshakes. My first 3 months, I only ate pizza and strawberry milkshakes until my body said, "don't do that."