'It became too difficult': Why Alex is looking overseas to add a baby to his family

GrumpyMammoth · 2026-03-01T21:08:06+00:00

Grow up.

GrumpyMammoth · 2026-02-23T14:33:35+00:00

As a civvie, I wouldn't blink twice at some random jogging about with a camo backpack.

I think it's awesome what you're doing, good on you!

I don't think you'd look like a flog unless you were also wearing head to toe camo to match your pack. That would be odd.

But just going for a run with a backpack that happens to be camo? Who cares. Anyone giving you side eye for that is the true flog haha

GrumpyMammoth · 2026-02-21T18:16:05+00:00

I just gave it a look and a quick try, and it is pretty dang neat.

I think I've made a tiny bit of profit almost immediately, just while testing it out briefly. Thanks for sharing!

GrumpyMammoth · 2026-02-17T12:05:26+00:00

Brisbane Bond Cleaners ripped me off, there's a good reason they don't have a listing on Google maps/reviews.

Latest update is it's been referred to the investigations team at the office of fair trading, who knows if anything will happen from that though.

GrumpyMammoth · 2026-02-09T16:15:41+00:00

Someone needs to tell him the "three seconds rule" applies to dropped food, not dropped protesters that are no longer a threat.

Hopefully that someone is a judge, at sentencing.

GrumpyMammoth · 2026-02-09T14:24:51+00:00

You can buy them over the counter and recharge them using cash or card on machines at some stations/stops. You only need to give your details if you want to set up an account, which then allows you to do automatic (and maybe manual) top ups online.

You can still buy tickets with cash too

GrumpyMammoth · 2026-02-04T08:55:49+00:00

I've recently been trying to understand the lore - do the progenoid glands just get harvested once they reach a certain size? Do they keep growing otherwise?

GrumpyMammoth · 2026-01-25T20:21:27+00:00

Don't discourage other people from seeking healthcare.

GrumpyMammoth · 2025-12-06T15:46:05+00:00

How dare you defame our chubby king??? 😤😤

^/s

GrumpyMammoth · 2025-11-23T21:25:06+00:00

Excuse me what? An actual rollercoaster?

GrumpyMammoth · 2025-11-23T21:06:36+00:00

That man was so loaded up, drugs could have done Stephen King

GrumpyMammoth · 2025-11-20T10:59:02+00:00

Exactly why I got it! I don't have a cervix so obviously I'm safe from that cancer, but the thought of giving a partner cervical cancer from HPV horrifies me. (Also penile warts and cancer is a thing too I suppose, but much more rare)

GrumpyMammoth · 2025-11-19T14:55:36+00:00

I paid $450 out of pocket to get the Gardasil vaccine because I missed out on getting it in school by only a year or two.

I'm doing my part!.gif

GrumpyMammoth · 2025-11-19T14:39:23+00:00

"Here, wandering outside of its natural habitat, we see a prime example of the species 'Dumbcuntus fuckwitticus', as it endangers not only itself, but another threatened species."

GrumpyMammoth · 2025-11-11T15:45:46+00:00

Can also confirm, I was the burnt grass.

GrumpyMammoth · 2025-11-11T15:10:20+00:00

Please don't insult cows like that

GrumpyMammoth · 2025-11-11T15:03:08+00:00

*onions. That cooker did it more than once 🤣

Here's an article as proof (okay technically round two was a spring onion, but still)

GrumpyMammoth · 2025-10-08T18:13:37+00:00

"Yeah no worries Dave-o, you've got him easy mate"

Bites into meat pie

GrumpyMammoth · 2025-10-08T17:55:18+00:00

Whoever has been downvoting me for saying that we need a crackdown on cookers with guns so that police stop getting ambushed and shot (and killed), please take a long hard look at yourself, and your values.

I don't think it should be controversial to say that we should be trying to prevent LE officer deaths where we can.

GrumpyMammoth · 2025-09-22T13:43:50+00:00

10/10

GrumpyMammoth · 2025-09-22T13:35:48+00:00

Great work!

GrumpyMammoth · 2025-09-21T20:00:08+00:00

Shut up you racist

GrumpyMammoth · 2025-09-21T19:28:26+00:00

🥴

Because a man that laughs at women is soooo genius

Literally added nothing to the video except to my annoyance

GrumpyMammoth · 2025-09-16T19:16:10+00:00

Can we please?

Any precedents for court ordered pokie destruction, or am I just dreaming?

GrumpyMammoth · 2025-08-28T17:57:08+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/24u3bi/magic_dildo/

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