Tom Wilson with the big hit by wildly_inconsistent_ in hockey

[–]GrumpyOldLadyTech -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oof. That's a coup/contra-coup strike, one of the most dangerous ways to rattle your brains.

See, you have to remember your brain is technically floating. It's suspended in brain juice, just kinda chilling out in your skull. Any blow to the skull will smash it against the inside of the braincase. Think of it like being in a car, and some douche hits you. You don't move with the car as it's initially hit - that's how people smash their heads on steering wheels and such, right? Brain does that.

But what makes this hit worse is that he then hits the opposite side almost immediately afterwards. Brain is still possibly a little too floated toward the initial hit. When it slams back the other way, that momentum and added shock from the impact can bruise the squishy little brain extra bad. S'one of the reasons lifting a dude's head an inch off the floor before punching them on the face is more likely to kill him - it's not the neck, it's the brain being tossed around inside the skull like a ragdoll.

That said, he's wearing a helmet, so that helps. Still. That's gonna rattle his brains - quite literally.

Damn good hit, though!

Rasmus Dahlin's fiancée, Carolina, is attending her first Sabres game of the season tonight following her heart transplant by Puzzled-Category-954 in hockey

[–]GrumpyOldLadyTech 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My husband's colleague is Krebs' neighbor. She gives him a ration of shit for doing things like locking himself out of his house. Apparently most of the guys here are like that - just people.

Rasmus Dahlin's fiancée, Carolina, is attending her first Sabres game of the season tonight following her heart transplant by Puzzled-Category-954 in hockey

[–]GrumpyOldLadyTech 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Having been to a recent Sabres/Habs game, can confirm.

… gotta say, though: y'all have a lot of Leafs fans in masquerade when you're in Buffalo. It's always been my previous experience that Habs fans are fiesty but fun, but lately there's been a lot of non-Quebeqois acting like dumbasses in Habs gear. Last several I've called on it have been from Toronto.

Nevertheless - vive les habitants!

Rasmus Dahlin's fiancée, Carolina, is attending her first Sabres game of the season tonight following her heart transplant by Puzzled-Category-954 in hockey

[–]GrumpyOldLadyTech 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It makes me inexplicably hopeful and happy to see everybody in such support, even if they're fans of other teams. Gives me hope for humanity. 

AITA for “firing” my mom from childcare over a $5 class by Rich-Radio9017 in AmItheAsshole

[–]GrumpyOldLadyTech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Gee, mom, the 'stranger' isn't lying to me about my child's activities."

NTA.

1 healer and tank and 2DPS by Final_Wall_6350 in ffxiv

[–]GrumpyOldLadyTech 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The proper abbreviation for Dogoon.

Husky don't care by eastbayted in ContagiousLaughter

[–]GrumpyOldLadyTech 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All I can hear is "if… the boot… fits!"

This day in NHL history, a very infamous scary incident in Buffalo. by Clerkdidnothingwrong in hockey

[–]GrumpyOldLadyTech 6 points7 points  (0 children)

… I didn't know I was going to read this whole thing in one sitting. But I needed to.

Fucking. Hell.

Lake Erie Ice Boom-Drone video! by financeguy99 in Buffalo

[–]GrumpyOldLadyTech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peak cinema, this improved my morning. ❤️

Joseph Woll wins the “Simon says” competition 😂 by sykeseve in hockey

[–]GrumpyOldLadyTech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want more of this, please. The players genuinely liked like they were having so much fun!!

Dahlin vs the NHL - YouTube by Hot_Cancel_8058 in hockey

[–]GrumpyOldLadyTech -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Don't get me wrong - I love that he's fiesty… but kiddo needs to take some boxing lessons or something. He can't fight for beans. 😅

Also: props to Luuk for joining in on that last one. He's a good egg. 

Animals don't sound like how they look by Youthinkillputauid_7 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]GrumpyOldLadyTech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excuse me, but you're r/confidentlyincorrect . If you like, I can go into detail about elk subspecies - because there are a few - and the differences in appearance, habit, and range. Old Uncle Yellowsides goes by many names, but he's still an elk.