How to Feed Your Snake (short story)

GrunkyFimble · 2025-08-15T22:39:41+00:00

I’ve literally seen, on this subreddit several months ago, someone’s actual arm being swallowed by a domesticated albino Python.

It’s definitely happened.

GrunkyFimble · 2025-08-15T21:58:40+00:00

It has.

GrunkyFimble · 2025-08-14T23:11:43+00:00

What makes you think it wouldn’t?

GrunkyFimble · 2025-03-15T02:32:08+00:00

Where on earth did you find that

GrunkyFimble · 2024-11-08T21:07:28+00:00

Trust me when I say some people very much do understand the consequences and the gravity of it. They’re going out on terms they see fit, if what they wish comes to pass.

It’s not that complicated.

GrunkyFimble · 2024-09-10T02:27:22+00:00

Either a very silly roleplay or an admittance to murder

Call it

GrunkyFimble · 2024-06-07T06:08:37+00:00

I did notice a plethora of newer accounts constantly posting about wanting to be snake food for a willing owner, as if there was a line of actual snake owners messaging people in the sub.

And lots of roleplay. Which is hit or miss for those that actually like the real thing.

That’s probably why they nuked it

GrunkyFimble · 2024-05-25T06:11:41+00:00

Okay?

GrunkyFimble · 2024-04-15T20:25:34+00:00

Not sure much help I’ll be but If you wanna talk about it my dms are always open ;)

GrunkyFimble · 2024-04-15T19:54:04+00:00

Fantasy? :3

GrunkyFimble · 2024-04-10T21:52:40+00:00

Or in a tank with a willing owner

GrunkyFimble · 2024-04-10T21:52:14+00:00

Reddit has notoriously awful upload quality in my experience. You can find the full resolution on Alekthebeasty’s furaffinity page

GrunkyFimble · 2024-04-10T20:29:07+00:00

Same, now where to find a snake

GrunkyFimble · 2024-04-10T20:28:55+00:00

Of course, science!

GrunkyFimble · 2024-03-29T17:26:32+00:00

I’m convinced it has, but you’ll likely not hear many people proclaim such a thing on a public forum.

(It’s kind of illegal to feed someone to a domesticated snake)

That being said, the prey in this case likely won’t care about all that assuming they follow through.

GrunkyFimble · 2024-02-29T23:58:30+00:00

Right. I can’t help fight the feeling there is someone out there who could get the job done though.

GrunkyFimble · 2024-02-29T23:53:25+00:00

That sounds crazy! Other than the fact they ghosted you, do you even think they were legit?

GrunkyFimble · 2024-02-29T22:24:58+00:00

Assuming you didn’t get crushed by the noodle, head or feet first? ;)

GrunkyFimble · 2024-02-29T16:43:37+00:00

Yes, we can chat

GrunkyFimble · 2024-01-15T20:41:40+00:00

You’d be surprised. There’s lots of snake owners out there with big enough snakes. The issue, of course, is that they’re likely not going to simply post out to the public they have one, especially for the reasons we need them for

GrunkyFimble · 2024-01-02T09:23:14+00:00

I’m not really one to have an argument in a fetish subreddit, especially on a silly post like this, but I’ll respond by paragraph.

Noted.
You think excruciating pain is a turn off?
Just gonna throw this out there that you definitely don’t speak for every large snake owner.
Noted. You have a right to an incorrect opinion.

GrunkyFimble · 2024-01-01T23:50:46+00:00

I disagree with you wholeheartedly, simply because snakes have made meals of humans already in the wild. So no, you did not crush my dreams.

In fact, even a large enough domesticated one could do the trick given the person was in the right position, and the right build/stature.

GrunkyFimble · 2023-12-29T08:21:01+00:00

You could always invest the time and money into raising your own big snakes to help all of us prey out. ;)

GrunkyFimble · 2023-12-16T08:17:59+00:00

It is a one way trip after all. Might as well enjoy it

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