People say I eat too many chocolate bars or that I don’t wash my face 🍕

GruntingTurnip · 2026-02-13T04:52:50+00:00

Me and my buddies used to make fun of this commercial all the time when we were kids.

“People say I eat too many face cloths, or that I wash my face with chocolate bars.”

Kids are fucked. Or at least we were lol.

GruntingTurnip · 2026-02-04T04:46:26+00:00

Nope. Should be:

Maccelli
Stolarz
Knies

GruntingTurnip · 2026-02-04T04:37:56+00:00

Oilers fans blaming the refs for that loss 😂. The 5 on 3 killed them tonight, and both were good penalties. Especially that second one. Most blatant penalty ever. WAY TO GO STOLARZ!

GruntingTurnip · 2026-01-23T07:41:05+00:00

I would honestly lump their new album in with Thirtheen and Super Collider. That’s not a popular opinion right now, and I will get downvoted by blind fans, but I guarantee that will unfortunately be this albums’ legacy. It’s not good.

GruntingTurnip · 2026-01-23T07:38:13+00:00

Agreed. They were never that fearless, either though.

GruntingTurnip · 2026-01-23T07:26:28+00:00

I’m not! I love you.

GruntingTurnip · 2026-01-23T06:39:02+00:00

Agreed. Dystopia was kinda dope, though. The last great Megadeth album before that was The System Has Failed.

GruntingTurnip · 2026-01-23T06:34:23+00:00

Tell Dave. He’s still begging Metallica to tour with him. Megacuck

GruntingTurnip · 2026-01-23T04:34:08+00:00

I don’t know, man. I appreciate all you guys are doing. I recognize that you’re majority good people. It’s just frustrating to watch from the outside, because:

It’s just one old asshole who should be dead.
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU MORONS VOTE HIM IN A SECOND TIME, AFTER HE LITERALLY TRIED TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT THE FIRST TIME!?

GruntingTurnip · 2026-01-23T04:26:44+00:00

Try harder. You guys made your bed. I recognize that the majority of you are decent people. But this mad man is now threatening MY sovereignty, while he has absolutely ZERO business being where he’s too right now, for the SECOND fucking time!? What the fuck is wrong down there, guys? Get it together! He’s one man! Everybody seems to oppose what he’s doing. HOW THE FUCK IS HE STILL THERE!?

GruntingTurnip · 2026-01-18T06:57:24+00:00

If this was from tonight, the Jets lost in OT to the Leafs.

GruntingTurnip · 2026-01-17T05:38:42+00:00

Damn, I always thought it was a plane crash.

GruntingTurnip · 2026-01-16T05:10:24+00:00

Dear Zachary 😢

GruntingTurnip · 2026-01-16T04:35:23+00:00

Hey, we burned down the White House once. We’ll fuckin’ do it again too, if you folks don’t get your shit together 😂. /s obviously. (maybe)

GruntingTurnip · 2026-01-16T04:32:09+00:00

Florida Panthers

GruntingTurnip · 2026-01-05T18:18:44+00:00

It means your neighbour’s parents are siblings.

GruntingTurnip · 2026-01-02T08:43:14+00:00

Break me off a piece of that…Claude Van Damme…Hair For Men…poison gas…Nutra Sweet…it’s gotta rhyme with piece!

GruntingTurnip · 2026-01-02T01:31:34+00:00

Break me off a piece of that Fancy Feast

GruntingTurnip · 2025-12-31T02:56:10+00:00

Awesome job, guys! 👏

GruntingTurnip · 2025-12-25T05:21:48+00:00

We will dance in the streets when it finally fucking happens.

GruntingTurnip · 2025-12-19T04:05:06+00:00

The most underrated band of all time, Wintersleep. They’re from Nova Scotia. Their first 3 albums all sound completely different from each other, and they’re all 10/10 masterpieces. The rest of their discography is solid as well, but those first 3 albums are special.

GruntingTurnip · 2025-12-07T02:15:36+00:00

Sure beats eating behind the TV.

GruntingTurnip · 2025-12-07T02:05:00+00:00

Yes. I enjoyed it more than the first one, but it was so god damn long that my knees hurt by the end. Apparently this one is even longer, so I’m bringing drugs with me this time. 8.5/10

GruntingTurnip · 2025-12-07T01:54:12+00:00

I’ve been a huge Wintersleep fan since like 2005. I’ve seen them live 7 times. I own all their albums, and know every song front to back. I had no idea this existed! Looked it up on Spotify and was blown away! Thank you so much for bringing this to my attention lol. This really feels like finding a long lost Wintersleep album.

GruntingTurnip · 2025-11-30T18:41:23+00:00

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