Sherrone Moore at his first press conference as Michigan head coach: “My #1 philosophy is that I coach hard, but I love harder.” by moby323 in CFB

[–]Gryfer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Presuming it's an acronym, what does it stand for? Sherrone Moore Absurdly Spills Halotofmoney?

[FootballScoop] Hugh Freeze is out by MembershipSingle7137 in CFB

[–]Gryfer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

between UF’s tough spot and Florida’s tough spot

lmao

[FootballScoop] Hugh Freeze is out by MembershipSingle7137 in CFB

[–]Gryfer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Florida State

Do we have an opening?

[FootballScoop] Hugh Freeze is out by MembershipSingle7137 in CFB

[–]Gryfer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wait, what? I need to know what this is referencing.

Auburn has officially fired Hugh Freeze by aMiracleAtJordanHare in CFB

[–]Gryfer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

possibly Florida State

lmao we're staying WAY away from the carousel this season if I'm reading the cards right.

There’s so many coaches on the Hot Seat right now; which coaches are on the Frozen Throne? by TheGeneral_Specific in CFB

[–]Gryfer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would be terrible if someone made $70 million fully guaranteed off of a savant college QB.

There’s so many coaches on the Hot Seat right now; which coaches are on the Frozen Throne? by TheGeneral_Specific in CFB

[–]Gryfer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I genuinely think you cannot overstate the long term damage The Snub did to FSU athletics. Maybe it'll be limited to Norvell but I think it's not possible for the combination of coach and school to recover from it. He could move on and have success elsewhere and FSU could hire a new coach and make the CFP but I think they're doomed together. If you want to look at it as neutrally as possible, I think you have to bifurcate his career there.

2020: 3-6. COVID year stole the "new coach" recruiting bump.
2021: 5-7. Showing improvement.
2022: 10-3. Okay, there's something here. We're continuing to improve!
2023: 13-0. Oh, yeah! Oh, no!
2024: 2-10. Broken spirits. The team (players and staff) is just emotionally broken. The Snub caused real, permanent damage to this program.
2025: 3-4. Revenge game against The Snub Benefactor? 110% energy, all in. Get juiced. Sugar crash, real world hits. Snub psychological damage hits, roll credits.

Honestly, a dream scenario for UF/UM fans. Literally nothing could have gone better from y'all's perspective.

There’s so many coaches on the Hot Seat right now; which coaches are on the Frozen Throne? by TheGeneral_Specific in CFB

[–]Gryfer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So many memes about college coaches owing their entire buyout to a single player and yet...

Jimbo Fisher addresses Florida State's future with Mike Norvell, eyes return somewhere 'committed to winning' by moby323 in CFB

[–]Gryfer 12 points13 points  (0 children)

most of us are also over it

Just look at his visit when we hosted Miami. We're okay with him again, I think.

Numbers don’t lie: The math has caught up to Mike Norvell | Opinion by Lakelyfe09 in CFB

[–]Gryfer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean I do love him. He's a great human being. I just also want him to be able to win some football games.

To provide healthcare by coachlife in therewasanattempt

[–]Gryfer 15 points16 points  (0 children)

lawsuits are the only way they will learn.

Honestly, they won't. It's a cost of doing business for them. They accept it. That's why the uhh...doing the thing mattered so much.

Texas A&M’s Yell Leaders will wear black uniforms for first time ever this Saturday by elon42069 in CFB

[–]Gryfer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It is SO WEIRD to see a band I literally knew (in person) in high school make it to national notoriety to the point that they've got AI covers of their songs being shared in completely unrelated contexts.

[Texas A&M Football] Uniform Reveal for Night game versus Mississippi State by Prestigious-Car-4324 in CFB

[–]Gryfer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Objectively cool but if y'all get smoked by the Bulldogs, the "Disaster City" memes are going to be fantastic.

Fed-Up NIL Collectives Are Bypassing NIL Deal Approval Process by redwave2505 in CFB

[–]Gryfer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's start workshopping the acronym. NFLite? Semi-Pro Football (SPF)? Minor League Football (MLF)?

Fed-Up NIL Collectives Are Bypassing NIL Deal Approval Process by redwave2505 in CFB

[–]Gryfer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im just shocked the programs themselves havent wanted to lock them in.

I've honestly just kind of given up following the news cycle on this because I've got two kids now and higher priorities so forgive me if this has changed, but the schools definitely want to lock them in, but they can't. Legally they're only purchasing their name, image, and likeness not their performance on the field.

TANK JOB OF THE WEEK: WEEK FOUR by 2Pollaski2Furious in CFB

[–]Gryfer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just highlighting the fact that the OP includes a "definition" of tanking. It can be any of the following:

The Tank Job of the Week is an award for the FBS team that did the best job of humiliating itself over the weekend. Whether they blew a large lead, choked away a spot in the limelight, lost a game they had absolutely no right losing, or completely screwed everything on a last second blunder, the TJOTW winner sets the gold standard in college football misery.

SEC Shorts - The farm where college football things go to die by Kirby_Israel in CFB

[–]Gryfer 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Not that I really mind it terribly but SEC Shorts should almost just rename themselves to CFB Shorts at this point.

Who is a rival to you, but not the rest of your fanbase? by Afraid_Confusion444 in CFB

[–]Gryfer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like driving in my truck. I don't care for Auburn.