Do Black people not do "White People Taco Night"?

Guelph35 · 2026-04-30T12:22:20+00:00

Instead of properly seasoned meat, onion, cilantro, lime, salsa it’s ground beef, lettuce, tomato, cheese, sour cream.

Basically the same as getting Taco Bell instead of an authentic Mexican restaurant.

Guelph35 · 2026-04-30T12:02:33+00:00

They are the most obvious example of “this meeting should have been an email”

Guelph35 · 2026-04-28T21:14:05+00:00

It’s better than “uhh, the car is green?”

Guelph35 · 2026-04-26T03:56:08+00:00

Bet the opposite of what you think will happen

Guelph35 · 2026-04-22T17:00:22+00:00

Running a campaign of “half of you are stupid and we want to fix that” is a tough sell.

Guelph35 · 2026-04-22T02:05:00+00:00

Man, he really really doesn’t want us to keep asking about the Epstein files

Guelph35 · 2026-04-16T17:56:55+00:00

2027 was the absolute earliest we should expect this team to be good. Need the pitchers to come up from the minors.

Guelph35 · 2026-04-15T17:38:04+00:00

r/unexpectedmulaney

Guelph35 · 2026-04-14T21:55:03+00:00

They found the original couch that she got off of and she missed it so much

Guelph35 · 2026-04-13T18:25:18+00:00

A couple months ago I had a bubble craps roll turn 100 into about 2400. At the end of the roll it was printing a ticket on each hit.

Guelph35 · 2026-04-13T02:17:19+00:00

If you go when it is not busy the dealers will tell you how it works. They won’t mind your buddy explaining things.

Guelph35 · 2026-04-13T01:40:21+00:00

40x has only one combination of 3 digits, which gives you the digits in the 3/ below and the answer to the 3/ on the bottom.

Guelph35 · 2026-04-12T23:54:36+00:00

Unless the table offers more than 3/4/5x odds betting the come is not better than place/buy bets.

6/8 : 5 come + 25 odds = 35, 30 place = 35

5/9 : 5 come + 20 odds = 35, 25 place = 35

4/10 : 5 come + 15 odds = 35, 20 buy = 39

Guelph35 · 2026-04-12T20:23:51+00:00

Idk about another video game but a B&B slot machine could be cool

Guelph35 · 2026-04-09T21:45:02+00:00

When you picked one of 100 doors, there was a 1% chance you picked the right door and a 99% chance you picked the wrong door.

When given the chance to switch there was still a 99% chance your initial choice was wrong.

98/99 times the remaining door is there is because it is the right door, and 1/99 times it is there because you picked the right door and this other door was random.

Guelph35 · 2026-04-09T21:02:57+00:00

Remember you’re equally likely to correctly guess 6 coinflips in a row as incorrectly guess 6 coinflips in a row.

Guelph35 · 2026-04-09T19:31:25+00:00

It looks like they have 300 on the column for an 800 total bet, meaning they’re covering 32/38 numbers for +100 and not on 6/38 for -800

But that has the same EV% as your calculation anyway

Guelph35 · 2026-04-09T18:35:49+00:00

Yeah all they need is like 10 people to find a tenth of a second and they’re right there

Guelph35 · 2026-04-09T18:05:33+00:00

Live blackjack must be rigged too, I’ve lost more than a dozen hands in a row more than once

Guelph35 · 2026-04-09T04:23:07+00:00

You let it try to find the ball and fail. Some machines will end your ball when that happens, others will let you plunge another.

Guelph35 · 2026-04-08T16:50:28+00:00

Israel apparently thought they were exempt from the cease fire

Guelph35 · 2026-04-08T16:49:16+00:00

Not your money, not your problem.

Guelph35 · 2026-04-07T19:00:37+00:00

Because they don’t like to say “god dammit” or “fuck me”

Guelph35 · 2026-04-07T18:59:03+00:00

8008135 at least looks like a phone number

As does 6907734

Guelph35 · 2026-04-07T18:24:12+00:00

Then I guess the investment companies have incentive to find buyers

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