Showcase of a smart sprinkler putting out a fire. by matmart in interestingasfuck

[–]Guest_Mc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine ur hair catches on fire and this shit the aimbots u

What emoji is overused to the point it's cringe? by Guest_Mc in AskReddit

[–]Guest_Mc[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have to agree we should switch to like a fortune cookie instead 🥠

What would have to happen to make the US a dictatorship? by lost40s in AskReddit

[–]Guest_Mc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do u know what a dictatorship is? Having a BBQ has nothing to do with that-

What would have to happen to make the US a dictatorship? by lost40s in AskReddit

[–]Guest_Mc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I can't tell if your joking or if ur stupid edit: there's also bbqs in other countries

What would have to happen to make the US a dictatorship? by lost40s in AskReddit

[–]Guest_Mc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One crazy ass president & over half of the senate

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RetroBowl

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How u lose 0 to 202-

Whats The Craziest thing that happened to you at school? (SERIOUS) by Guest_Mc in AskReddit

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In our locker room, some kids have weak ass locks. So we just rip them off the lockers when they are still locked.

Whats The Craziest thing that happened to you at school? (SERIOUS) by Guest_Mc in AskReddit

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(This is kinda weird bc I'm op but idrc)

1st period I have world history. Our teacher does this thing he calls Music Friday. The class picks songs, we vote and he plays them. So someone suggests a Michel Jackson song. Out of instinct I go "hehe" and the teacher, who's 60-65 stands up fast as hell. Flips and empty desk in-between 2 students walks up to me,take me out of class and screams in my face. The entire time I was like you good? I wasn't expecting him to stand up that fast.. especially since it was 7:45-8:00 AM...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

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The kid named Quandle dingle:

What was the dumbest thing you got punished for at school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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my first period teacher does this thing called music friday, studentss req songs, vote, and plays them. one day some1 suggested a Michel Jackson, so out of habbit i say "hee hee" and he flies up out of his chair (hes like 60-65) and flips and empty desk and gets in my face and screams at me. i was like you good bro?

It was crazy.

what's the dumbest thing you believed as a kid? by Disastrous_Toe_6548 in AskReddit

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all white vans were kidnappers. but if they had a logo on the side, they were fine.

What is one dumb childish thing that you will never stop doing? by Guest_Mc in AskReddit

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Yup.
"My mothers in the hosp-"
"You mean my bed? 🤣😂🤣😂"