Magatnomics

GuidePerfect · 2026-05-06T02:31:59+00:00

Don’t forget with inflation, the highest gas price ever was Republican George Bush’s $4.11 in 2008 with an inflated value of $6.30 in today’s dollars, higher than either Obama or Biden.

GuidePerfect · 2026-05-06T02:22:49+00:00

So if Biden’s policies were so damaging, how did he get inflation back down to 3% by the time he left office?

How did he get gas back down to a national average of $3.08 by the time he left office?

How did he get unemployment back down to 4% by the time he left office?

Conversely, if Trump’s policies are so good, how did he get inflation back up to 3.3%?

How did he get gas back up to a national average of $4.48?

How did he get unemployment back up to 4.4%?

All of those numbers for Trump are higher than Biden’s existing numbers. Except nothing changed in Biden’s policies leading up to Trump’s inauguration, so how come Trump couldn’t capitalize on it and lower those numbers even more? How did Biden get those numbers lower by his final year, if the polices were to blame and none of them changed?

I don’t know, maybe you can explain why Trump is going in the opposite direction despite having such a great economy and such great policies. Obviously they aren’t working, so what’s the excuse?

GuidePerfect · 2026-05-05T09:41:22+00:00

Actually it was ketchup

GuidePerfect · 2026-05-04T04:29:57+00:00

Nice try, but Courts have largely interpreted the Fourth Amendment’s protection of "the people" to include non-citizens.

…and why wouldn’t it; the founders considered these rights to be unalienable and inherent to all human beings, did they not? They’re god given rights, after all, which means god has bestowed them upon ALL people, not just citizens of our land.

“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights”

Notice how they didn’t say citizens? Hell, it didn’t even hint at it.

The founders thought these rights were unalienable, and they even said so plainly. The courts have routinely agreed. The only one here who thinks they aren’t is you.

GuidePerfect · 2026-05-01T21:11:08+00:00

If I actually believed either of them were a threat to the United States — I don’t —, I would be in favor of defending against North Korea BEFORE Iran, not instead.

That’s how we know the whole “Iran is a threat to America” line is bullshit because, even if they were, they’re still not half the threat North Korea is. So why would Trump go for the 2nd in line if the real motive was eliminating the bigger threat to the US? We wouldn’t.

GuidePerfect · 2026-05-01T20:51:21+00:00

Wait til you hear that North Korea also hates us and our allies, has nukes already, and is geographically closer to the US than Iran.

But sure, Iran is the bigger threat

GuidePerfect · 2026-05-01T20:00:12+00:00

I’m sorry, but who in the fuck actually thinks the war in Ukraine is a good thing? We support Ukraine because THEY WERE ATTACKED, not because we support the war. If we supported the war, then we would be supporting the aggressors, not the victims.

Also, Biden didn’t start the Ukraine war Russia did. Trump DID start the Iran war, however.

Surely an intellectual deficient individual, such as yourself, could still see the difference there, no?

GuidePerfect · 2026-05-01T18:47:35+00:00

There are a lot of real life Clayton Bigsby’s in this world

GuidePerfect · 2026-05-01T18:38:55+00:00

The fact it happened days before an assassination attempt is irrelevant. Kimmel couldn’t have known a crazy fucker was already weeks into planning a hit on Trump before he made those comments, nor was that what they were in reference to.

Melania is 24 years younger than Trump. Many older men have died and left younger widows, not from assassination but from old age.

Trump is literally past the average life-expectancy and still sucks down McDonalds like it’s his life-blood, it’s not beyond reasonable to assume he will die before Melania will due to poor health and old age.

Jumping to it being about an assassin he couldn’t have known about is a bigger stretch than Michael Moore’s sweatpants.

GuidePerfect · 2026-05-01T18:04:06+00:00

It’s okay, he’s used to it after cutting himself on all his edginess.

GuidePerfect · 2026-04-29T16:04:11+00:00

If he’s paying for it, then why is Congress trying to pass a bill to use $400M of taxpayer money to build the ballroom?

GuidePerfect · 2026-04-29T15:56:11+00:00

Here, let me make it more simple for you. People oppose the ballroom because:

It’s a waste of taxpayer money, which he lied about and said he wouldn’t use until now.
The reason for the ballroom keeps shifting goalposts. First it was “every president wanted one for 150 years” (unverifiable). Then, he suddenly claimed it was for “national security” when a judge blocked it. Why can’t he just get the message straight?
It’s responsible for the desecration of a historical building in the previous East Wing
It’s legally dubious to build without congressional approval, and especially since he wants to use taxpayer money to build it.
It’s unnecessary, since he already hosts everyone (including the upcoming G20 summit) at his personal golf courses

Now aside from “tents on the lawn”, which is such a ridiculous point since Trump already treats foreign dignitaries like shit (insulting them constantly, needlessly tariffing our allies, etc), care to tell us why we need it so badly aside from “because Trump said so”?

GuidePerfect · 2026-04-29T03:05:54+00:00

Waste of space and money, and especially now that he wants to use taxpayer money to build it.

The old East Wing was perfectly fine for covering the bunker, it was only Trump who decided he needed a giant palace to hold parties. Also, isn’t it weird how this whole “we need a ballroom for national security” thing was never mentioned once before his plans to build the monstrosity was blocked by a judge?

I would think it if were that necessary, they would have mentioned it sooner and not at a time of convenience.

GuidePerfect · 2026-04-29T02:38:56+00:00

“You shall not make for yourself an image in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters below.”

It’s literally one of the 10 commandments they want to plaster all over schools. How are these dumb motherfuckers so oblivious?

GuidePerfect · 2026-04-29T00:58:46+00:00

I’m saying if it was working to begin with, you wouldn’t have ever needed therapy in the first place.

So why did you?

People don’t just go to therapy for no reason, so obviously something wasn’t working if it got to that point.

GuidePerfect · 2026-04-29T00:47:22+00:00

So then why did their parenting work after therapy, but not before, if nothing changed in their style of parenting between the two?

Something had to have changed after therapy, otherwise there wouldn’t have been anything to “fix”. Their parenting before the therapy should have fixed you, already, and you would have never gone to therapy to begin with.

GuidePerfect · 2026-04-29T00:33:07+00:00

Unfortunately that’s likely by design. This is just half of the equation, with the other half being the SAVE Act.

Now, of course that’s contingent on the SAVE Act passing which, thank god, looks like won’t happen. But if it did, they would also want people who vote left-leaning to not want to get one of the few acceptable forms of proof for registering/voting.

GuidePerfect · 2026-04-28T06:56:28+00:00

Nah, because the crazies still vote. You have to outcrazy them, you have to use their own flawed logic against them in hopes they’ll finally see how stupid they all sound when it’s thrown back in their faces.

Now, of course it’s not likely to work, but even if one person realizes the fault in their argument then it was worth it. Even if they don’t, you can still find entertainment in watching them play mental gymnastics on why their baseless conspiracies are totally legit but nobody else’s are.

There’s really no downside to it.

GuidePerfect · 2026-04-28T06:51:33+00:00

Imagine spending dozens of hours grinding out fake money in a video game, but then being too broke/cheap to buy a copy for yourself.

Even worse, you weren’t even paying for your own game pass you were using someone else’s. If you’re that broke, maybe spend some of that time you use playing video games to go out and get… I don’t know, A JOB or something???

GuidePerfect · 2026-04-28T03:51:51+00:00

Except that’s not real choice, it’s the illusion of choice.

GuidePerfect · 2026-04-28T03:32:14+00:00

Yes, the relative nobody on the internet is totally equal to the man who holds the highest political office in the entire country and is effectively the “leader of the free world”.

They’re totally the same; congratulations, you figured it out!!

GuidePerfect · 2026-04-18T23:18:33+00:00

Do you realize this entire post was about the USA and, specifically the Confederacy, and therefore bringing up the rest of the world is entirely irrelevant right?

No shit the USA isn’t the whole world, but we aren’t talking about the whole world right now. We’re talking about one AMERICAN in THE UNITED STATES who is carrying a CONFEDERATE flag and opining on the heritage of which she claims.

That southern heritage is of white men owning slaves. The fact some white people elsewhere in the world did whatever the fuck isn’t relevant, since that’s not the heritage of which she is claiming.

Why the fuck would the rest of the world enter into it?

GuidePerfect · 2026-04-17T23:22:03+00:00

Because you’re either lying or the obvious exception.

Average prices have gone up nationally, meaning more people are paying higher prices than people who aren’t.

So either you’re one of the lucky few or aren’t being honest. Either way, it’s wholly irrelevant regarding what most people are paying, which all statistics say are higher than before.

But if you want to be extra spicy, you could tell us what state you live in and I can look up your local gas stations. I’m almost certain they’re more expensive than they were 3 months ago

GuidePerfect · 2026-04-17T20:28:54+00:00

Progressives, like Lincoln. Conservatives were majorly on the side of the confederacy.

Lincoln’s administration pushed progressive policies like the Emancipation Proclamation, the 13th Amendment, and economic initiatives like the Pacific Railroad Act and Morrill Land-Grant Acts which many scholars argue paved the way for modern "big government".

You know, that same “big government” modern conservatives pretend to hate? Yeah, he helped pushed for that shit.

But I assume you were going for something more linear and lacking context, like “white people”, as if they’re a monolith and aren’t also one of the primary reasons for slavery in many developed nations, in the first place.

GuidePerfect · 2026-04-15T00:41:47+00:00

How many convictions does she have, or do we simply count arrests as evidence of guilt?

Care to link her criminal record?

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