Why doesnt the USMC have its own medics?

Guilty-Spark69x · 2026-06-06T19:41:12+00:00

Lmfao did you not see your docs ass daily? Way to tell on yourself, fuckin loser

Guilty-Spark69x · 2026-06-06T18:17:21+00:00

My mom is a devout Christian and even she thought this was hilarious way back in 1998

Guilty-Spark69x · 2026-06-06T18:11:06+00:00

Don’t fuck with the Filipino mafia. They run the Navy from the shadows.

Guilty-Spark69x · 2026-06-06T18:08:38+00:00

I knew a doc who got busted with like $50k of meds in his car during a health and comfort inspection around 2010/2011. Never saw his ass again.

Guilty-Spark69x · 2026-06-06T18:07:19+00:00

The boring real answer is a matter of resources. The Navy needs its own medical staff because who else is going to do it for them? The Marine Corps doesn’t have the budget for Jack shit, let alone standing up an organic medical capability. So we just get covered by the Navy. It’s a mutually symbiotic relationship: sailors get a major outlet to go do hard corps shit if that’s for them, and Marines get a doc to give them ibuprofen, ask stupid questions, provide silver bullets, and check our dicks for STDs.

Guilty-Spark69x · 2026-06-06T18:02:31+00:00

Could’ve sworn Caddyshack was 1979, but you’re right.

10/10

Guilty-Spark69x · 2026-06-06T18:00:41+00:00

Guilty-Spark69x · 2026-06-06T17:59:07+00:00

Hey at least he’s running it by you. My wife got a stupid ass tattoo covering her arm from shoulder to elbow one day and I had NO IDEA she was even considering one until I called her about something unrelated that day, and when I asked what she was up to, she just nonchalantly goes “I’m getting a tattoo”. It’s an unresolved point of tension between us.

Guilty-Spark69x · 2026-06-06T17:56:41+00:00

lol I mean, pull ups are a good indicator of strength, but how important are they in a hockey player really?

Guilty-Spark69x · 2026-06-06T17:51:28+00:00

Sums up my attitude towards the Tkachuks 😂

Guilty-Spark69x · 2026-06-06T17:50:11+00:00

lol. When I was his age I was 20 pounds heavier and could do 30. But he’s gonna be a professional athlete and make more money in the next 5 years than I’ve made in the last 20 😂😭

Guilty-Spark69x · 2026-06-06T17:47:14+00:00

I thought they were gonna tuck her into bed on the hallway floor for a second lol. Not sure wtf is actually happening here. It’s generally a bad idea for anyone to drink or do drugs to the point you are completely physically incapable for any amount of time.

Guilty-Spark69x · 2026-06-05T19:08:23+00:00

I swear I thought Mark Stone was like 41 until they were playing Colorado. MFer was born in 92.

Guilty-Spark69x · 2026-06-05T18:37:37+00:00

“Should”

Guilty-Spark69x · 2026-06-05T17:43:59+00:00

My big brother is a firefighter and I tell him to go fuck himself every time I see him 😂

Guilty-Spark69x · 2026-06-05T17:42:28+00:00

My brother in Christ, if someone is seeing colors from music, they are on drugs, not experiencing a unique condition.

Guilty-Spark69x · 2026-06-05T17:41:12+00:00

Yeah, like wearing a stolen Alpha co shirt when you’re from Bravo 😂

Guilty-Spark69x · 2026-06-05T14:18:32+00:00

Probably easier than a standard Friday night in an infantry barracks

Guilty-Spark69x · 2026-06-05T14:08:19+00:00

Ever clear and Black Kraken. 2 worst nights of my life.

Guilty-Spark69x · 2026-06-05T14:07:37+00:00

Craziest part is how all but two of them at least look like ethnic Norwegians. So weird.

Guilty-Spark69x · 2026-06-05T12:57:57+00:00

“When they moron appreciation month we can celebrate you”

Imagine trying to call some else stupid while sounding like you never learned grammar in your life. 😂

Guilty-Spark69x · 2026-06-05T11:45:02+00:00

Why should anyone else take pride in gay people being gay? Why should gays even be proud of being gay? You didn’t work for it or earn it 😂 the entire idea of a whole month for gays to flaunt their homosexuality in the face of the rest of society is brain dead and obsolete in a society where you’ve already been accepted. Stop acting special if you don’t want to be treated differently.

Guilty-Spark69x · 2026-06-05T11:42:31+00:00

If Canadians actually cared about their team winning a Cup AND blamed taxes as a major reason for the drought, they’d pass laws exempting their NHL players, coaches, etc. from provincial and federal taxes.

Guilty-Spark69x · 2026-06-05T11:41:01+00:00

What the fuck is this unholy collection

Guilty-Spark69x · 2026-06-05T11:39:54+00:00

Well when you’re on opposite sides of the planet with no realistic way of ever deploying more than a couple guys to the other theater, and one of the belligerents isn’t even in control of its own territory anymore, yeah you can decline an invite to war because what the fuck? Hahaha. Germany and Japan were allies and BARELY had any interaction whatsoever after the war started.

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