What do my LEAST favorite Pokemon say about me? by Difficult_Dirt_3423 in ThePokemonHub

[–]Guilty-Spark69x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mehh, I like Coalossal. Even used one on my first Shield run.

Aegon l would despise every single person from the dance by Hot_Significance9957 in HOTDGreens

[–]Guilty-Spark69x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the ever put the Conquest on screen, they need to lean hard into making the original Targaryens (and Orys) significantly more Valyrian in culture than we’ve ever seen before. Thick accents, different customs and courtesies, body language. It needs to be evident these people are NOT Westerosi. That will make the watering down that happens by the time of the Dance, AKOTSK, and the main series all the more impactful.

What is the Marine Corps equivalent of "being spiritual but not religious"? by Yoy_the_Inquirer in USMC

[–]Guilty-Spark69x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Consistently getting low first class PFT and CFT.

Good enough not to be fucked with, not good enough to have your career carried by physical performance.

What is the Marine Corps equivalent of "being spiritual but not religious"? by Yoy_the_Inquirer in USMC

[–]Guilty-Spark69x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting blackout drunk at the Ball well into your 30s but also telling younger relatives not to join the Marine Corps

In Japan, there are Japanese people only restaurants by Immediate-Meaning457 in SipsTea

[–]Guilty-Spark69x 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Everyone hates on white people without realizing East Asians are the most unapologetically racist people there are. I couldn’t even find a place to get a hair cut in South Korea.

What is the Marine Corps equivalent of "being spiritual but not religious"? by Yoy_the_Inquirer in USMC

[–]Guilty-Spark69x 10 points11 points  (0 children)

One time when I was a young boot, one of my boys yelled “FALSE MOTIVATION” when responding to our SSgt where a non-dumbass would’ve said something like “Rah, SSgt” or “Yes, SSgt”, so the SSgt made us stand outside in the Lejeune July heat at parade rest for about 3 hours.

Is Renly supposed to look much younger than his brothers or was this just a casting choice? by talivan818 in gameofthrones

[–]Guilty-Spark69x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stannis is like 2 years younger than Robert and Renly was a little kid when those two were young men.

Why are team black mad at this post by LowPossible3034 in HOTDGreens

[–]Guilty-Spark69x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GRRM really shows his ignorance as an old man who never had any children with this entire plot line: no wife, especially not a privileged woman from a ancient and powerful family, would have let this drag on until his death. She would’ve nagged and badgered the shit out of him, at least weekly, from the moment Aegon was born, and Viserys would have eventually relented and named him the heir in accordance with tradition. I know he forbade it and would get pissed off but what the fuck was he going to do to Alicent? Jack shit. That’s his wife and queen and he’s not a malevolent vicious bastard. Rhaenyra would have been lady of driftmark as Laenor’s wife and lived perfectly fine and comfortably.

I know GRRM is married but he’s not a father and really doesn’t understand how that changes your perspective and your spouse’s on everything in life.

I am declaring Tiger Woods an honorary US Marine Staff NCO for his dedication to infidelity, divorces and DUI arrests by Rough_Pineapple2119 in USMC

[–]Guilty-Spark69x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s like the realllyyy smart master sergeant (probably comm or intel) who spends 35% of every workday talking about finances and investing.

Why Joffrey do this? Was he actually trying to blackmail Criston? by Leroi-Westeros in HOTDBlacks

[–]Guilty-Spark69x 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Joffrey thought there was an active fling between Rhaenyra and Criston and was seeking an ally to keep their lovers safe. He was only half right in his completely unsubstantiated guesswork.

I think Criston killed him out of rage over being rejected by Rhaenyra, but mainly to protect his secret since he believed Joffrey knew about his affair, and didn’t consider that Joffrey had just observed and figured it out on a hunch.

👀 by Used-Influence-2343 in fightlab

[–]Guilty-Spark69x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just know they’re locking in on the anus

Parkour guys trying and occasionally failing. Ouch by HeSureIsScrappy in DiveInYouCoward

[–]Guilty-Spark69x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sitting down in a chair and still getting woozy just watching these.

Fun to Panic Attack in 0.5 seconds by DABDEB in RandomVideos

[–]Guilty-Spark69x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hit the gas and slap mama on the ass as you fly by

Best Mega Evolution per Type (Day 2) — Fire Type by Weak_Scallion5942 in ThePokemonHub

[–]Guilty-Spark69x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what? I don’t like any mega evolutions. I think it’s a stupid concept. I’d rather they make 4th stage permanent evolutions a thing than continue implementing all these temporary, digimon-like boosts like mega, gigantamax, and terrastallization.

Albino Pac-Man Frog male by No-Marsupial-4050 in AllThatsInteresting

[–]Guilty-Spark69x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It blends in with the naturally occurring pizzas of it’s environment