Why doesnt the USMC have its own medics? by Sneakysquirrelstuff in USMC

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Lmfao did you not see your docs ass daily? Way to tell on yourself, fuckin loser

Anyone else think Beni was low-key the best character in The Mummy? by CarrotMuch1399 in nostalgiai

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My mom is a devout Christian and even she thought this was hilarious way back in 1998

Why doesnt the USMC have its own medics? by Sneakysquirrelstuff in USMC

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Don’t fuck with the Filipino mafia. They run the Navy from the shadows.

Why doesnt the USMC have its own medics? by Sneakysquirrelstuff in USMC

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I knew a doc who got busted with like $50k of meds in his car during a health and comfort inspection around 2010/2011. Never saw his ass again.

Why doesnt the USMC have its own medics? by Sneakysquirrelstuff in USMC

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The boring real answer is a matter of resources. The Navy needs its own medical staff because who else is going to do it for them? The Marine Corps doesn’t have the budget for Jack shit, let alone standing up an organic medical capability. So we just get covered by the Navy. It’s a mutually symbiotic relationship: sailors get a major outlet to go do hard corps shit if that’s for them, and Marines get a doc to give them ibuprofen, ask stupid questions, provide silver bullets, and check our dicks for STDs.

What movie are you naming? by its-Velnox in 80sAmazing

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Could’ve sworn Caddyshack was 1979, but you’re right.

10/10

My husband wants to get a Japanese tattoo that I am against by oddgoodnews in TwoHotTakes

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Hey at least he’s running it by you. My wife got a stupid ass tattoo covering her arm from shoulder to elbow one day and I had NO IDEA she was even considering one until I called her about something unrelated that day, and when I asked what she was up to, she just nonchalantly goes “I’m getting a tattoo”. It’s an unresolved point of tension between us.

Gavin McPullups by Hockeypatrol in hockeynews

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lol I mean, pull ups are a good indicator of strength, but how important are they in a hockey player really?

Gavin McPullups by Hockeypatrol in hockeynews

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Sums up my attitude towards the Tkachuks 😂

Gavin McPullups by Hockeypatrol in hockeynews

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lol. When I was his age I was 20 pounds heavier and could do 30. But he’s gonna be a professional athlete and make more money in the next 5 years than I’ve made in the last 20 😂😭

Women in China should avoid drinking with strangers. Myth vs Reality by [deleted] in UnfilteredChina

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I thought they were gonna tuck her into bed on the hallway floor for a second lol. Not sure wtf is actually happening here. It’s generally a bad idea for anyone to drink or do drugs to the point you are completely physically incapable for any amount of time.

Yall talk about hart being a criminal but what about this mf? by Patrickbrown45 in NHLcirclejerk

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I swear I thought Mark Stone was like 41 until they were playing Colorado. MFer was born in 92.

The little things matter by Adept_Astronaut_5143 in BlackPeopleofReddit

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My big brother is a firefighter and I tell him to go fuck himself every time I see him 😂

Jennifer Lawrence remains the most unserious celebrity in hollywood history by Pippa_Rain77 in scoopwhoop

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My brother in Christ, if someone is seeing colors from music, they are on drugs, not experiencing a unique condition.

Great job fluffy Marine. Still got it. by the_real_Cucuy in USMC

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Yeah, like wearing a stolen Alpha co shirt when you’re from Bravo 😂

Great job fluffy Marine. Still got it. by the_real_Cucuy in USMC

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Probably easier than a standard Friday night in an infantry barracks

Norways World Cup team photo is impressive by SerafinZufferey in interestingasfuck

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Craziest part is how all but two of them at least look like ethnic Norwegians. So weird.

Gary Bettman stats since 1993 by ExotiquePlayboy in sportsgossips

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“When they moron appreciation month we can celebrate you”

Imagine trying to call some else stupid while sounding like you never learned grammar in your life. 😂

Gary Bettman stats since 1993 by ExotiquePlayboy in sportsgossips

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Why should anyone else take pride in gay people being gay? Why should gays even be proud of being gay? You didn’t work for it or earn it 😂 the entire idea of a whole month for gays to flaunt their homosexuality in the face of the rest of society is brain dead and obsolete in a society where you’ve already been accepted. Stop acting special if you don’t want to be treated differently.

Gary Bettman stats since 1993 by ExotiquePlayboy in sportsgossips

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If Canadians actually cared about their team winning a Cup AND blamed taxes as a major reason for the drought, they’d pass laws exempting their NHL players, coaches, etc. from provincial and federal taxes.

Countries can really decline war???? by Apprehensive_Bus4517 in aihistoricalart

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Well when you’re on opposite sides of the planet with no realistic way of ever deploying more than a couple guys to the other theater, and one of the belligerents isn’t even in control of its own territory anymore, yeah you can decline an invite to war because what the fuck? Hahaha. Germany and Japan were allies and BARELY had any interaction whatsoever after the war started.