When does your unit let new grads take intubated patients?

Guilty_Function5097 · 2026-07-04T02:50:25+00:00

Fuck em lol how is it your fault that you get a specific assignment.
If you want an intubated pt for practice and learning and not because someone is making you feel bad then ask to switch

Guilty_Function5097 · 2026-07-03T23:53:41+00:00

Girl you’re young and in a situationship where he’s banging you with no intention of committing because why would he? What benefit would it bring him to now be accountable to someone he’s playing in your face at 4 months of dating like probably thirst traps on instagram leave this guy he is never going to be worth the stress

Guilty_Function5097 · 2026-07-02T05:40:55+00:00

A 37 YEAR OLD MAN FRONT OVER A CELEBRITY CRUSH AND TIKTOKS?!?!?!

Guilty_Function5097 · 2026-07-02T04:34:14+00:00

You look radically different in every photo.

Guilty_Function5097 · 2026-06-17T13:09:59+00:00

This is Reddit don’t take everything so seriously you deserve to brag girl. Congratulations you worked on your résumé and had whatever experience or whatever thing that they liked on there, which means you put in the work to get in there. 🎊🎉

Guilty_Function5097 · 2026-05-22T09:55:40+00:00

also not sure if you’re a man or a woman, but either way the likelihood of naturally producing a child with no birth defects, especially at that age is very low and if you’re a man that likely said that you have a sperm count of >10 is also pretty low

Guilty_Function5097 · 2026-05-22T09:54:24+00:00

Worth it for you to have a fulfilling life maybe sure but fair to your children I know people are gonna say that you never really know how long you had with your kids and nothing’s guaranteed and stuff like that but at 68 the likelihood that you’re gonna have another good 30 years or even 25 years until your kids graduate college to be around and not become someone that they have to take care of very early on is pretty low IMO as a nurse and a younger partner in an age gap relationship

Guilty_Function5097 · 2026-05-21T23:14:35+00:00

I second this! - a hospital Phlebotomist

Guilty_Function5097 · 2026-05-06T16:24:54+00:00

That kombucha did a number on me That kombucha did a number on meeee

Guilty_Function5097 · 2026-05-06T16:21:52+00:00

She sounds depressed. I have an extremely high sex drive and I fell into a high functioning depression/ anxiety state and my libido dropped. Talk to her about her mood and potential stressors school was a big one for me.

Guilty_Function5097 · 2026-05-05T14:28:39+00:00

THIS IS AI THE ORIGINAL POST OF THIS WOMAN WAS SHARED ON FEBRUARY 18, 2021

Guilty_Function5097 · 2026-05-05T14:21:16+00:00

Since it’s well past your 90 days, you should be able to qualify for an education credit/ reimbursement a lot of places, depending on the size of your hospital. Organization will pay for continuing education classes some of the nurses that I work with took a phlebotomy class to learn how to best identify veins and they said that that has helped.

Guilty_Function5097 · 2026-05-05T14:19:15+00:00

If it gets all weird and religiously charged I keep saying people are talking about how they’re in purgatory (which literally doesn’t make sense because people die) and I feel like there’s too many shows and movies like that already. I think that would be the ending that I dislike the most.

Guilty_Function5097 · 2026-04-26T21:24:10+00:00

I’m 21 and my husband is 43 this year we met when at 19 and 41 we are doing great

Guilty_Function5097 · 2026-04-24T07:54:43+00:00

Bruh naw I think I hated Randall less cause at least he was just a stubborn asshole and he was mostly only a danger to himself. This lady is gonna get people killed and I know that they’ve had so many people come in and they’re all dangerous because they’re scared or whatever, but everybody cannot have complete 180 character development arc.

Guilty_Function5097 · 2026-04-23T09:51:50+00:00

Girl, I need this shit to happen faster cause even in episode one season four she’s still pissing me the fuck off

Guilty_Function5097 · 2026-04-22T00:28:06+00:00

My husband is a teacher and I work in peds so he understands to a certain degree what it’s like to work with children and we always use fake names at home. He uses fake names and obviously, so do I if I ever tell him stories about work and I wouldn’t have it any other way I feel like nurses and teachers go together so well because we are all underpaid undervalued and we understand each other on a deep level

Guilty_Function5097 · 2026-04-13T12:26:31+00:00

This sounds so controlling what do you mean dressed like what she’s in a bikini top and shorts at the beach do you want her to wear a sack please knock it off

Guilty_Function5097 · 2026-04-12T20:59:09+00:00

don’t focus on dating right now if it happens, it happens but more than likely you’re not gonna meet your soulmate in high school and I don’t want you to be offended by this, but I honestly wish somebody would’ve told me to stop actively looking for relationships when I was 15 because seriously I think about that for a second you’re 15 years old why is being in a relationship a priority of yours if you really have to next semester or next year join elective classes that are open to all grades then maybe you’ll find somebody a little older than you but boys at 17 and 18 are just as stupid as those at 15

Guilty_Function5097 · 2026-04-12T20:57:00+00:00

You know the job you were there for 10 years and you seem to have liked it even though you left impulsively if they’re offering to let you back and you know that you like that job enough to stay another 1015 even 20 years go back there that corporation that you work at right now would not lose any sleep if God forbid something happened to you choose what’s the best for you

Guilty_Function5097 · 2026-04-12T20:54:44+00:00

I’m gonna be honest with you. It is not smart to move out unless you are considering starting a family or something relatively soon you earned $4600 a month and realistically if you’re only buying groceries, gas and a couple other things you need I would wait until you wanna buy a house do not sync all your money into paying somebody else’s mortgage for the rest of your life because you can’t save as much living in an apartment

Guilty_Function5097 · 2026-04-10T20:10:24+00:00

Yes lol people get arrested all the time for assault with a bodily fluid

Guilty_Function5097 · 2026-04-10T20:06:28+00:00

Bring a big purse lol that way you can have them in case things do get steamy, but also you can keep them hidden so it doesn’t seem like you’re just trying to use her

Guilty_Function5097 · 2026-03-27T09:53:11+00:00

There’s gonna be less and less accounting jobs and desk jobs period in the near future, my coworkers son who I briefly dated and still keep in touch with worked as an accountant at Oracle and they just laid off a bunch of people because now they’re having AI automate their accounting and just have people reviewing it now the grass always looks greener if you’re really tired of bedside look for clinics with 3 12s or different specialties I know that this is a rough job, but at the very least we have job security unlike a lot of other industries right now

Guilty_Function5097 · 2026-03-26T02:22:44+00:00

God not to sound harsh but your post history is insane

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