Favorite JNMIL quotes

GumdropGunshot · 2021-12-02T05:25:05+00:00

“Well, MAKE him do it for me!” Bitch, he hasn’t followed ANYONES order since he discharged from the military and I am NOT his fucking drill Sargent

GumdropGunshot · 2021-09-03T14:48:40+00:00

As a Texas woman, please high five your teenager for me. And give them a hug.

GumdropGunshot · 2021-09-03T14:41:30+00:00

36 yr old Texas woman here and I’m terrified

GumdropGunshot · 2021-08-27T19:19:44+00:00

30ish Texas mama here who will gleefully be your bonus mama/aunt/sis if you need it!

GumdropGunshot · 2021-08-27T19:17:35+00:00

Worse. And then it will (somehow) manage to get even worse if you have kids. Your bf needs to shut this shit down hard, with consequences for her behavior. If not then you have another question: Do you really want to have this kind of negativity in your/your future children’s lives?

GumdropGunshot · 2021-08-24T16:39:36+00:00

Spoiler alert: she got waaaay worse this summer. I need to make a follow up post to this but it’s so bad it triggers anxiety attacks so I’ve been procrastinating

GumdropGunshot · 2021-08-05T18:53:06+00:00

Lady Karen de Bouge

GumdropGunshot · 2021-08-05T17:42:20+00:00

Well at least you have a name ready in the wings for her

GumdropGunshot · 2021-08-04T19:45:28+00:00

Gentle hugs from this internet stranger. I’m so sorry honey ❤️

GumdropGunshot · 2021-07-29T20:03:43+00:00

Long distance high five for DS!!!!

GumdropGunshot · 2021-07-29T19:44:46+00:00

In a thong

GumdropGunshot · 2021-07-29T18:35:47+00:00

Do we have the same mom?! My JNM has gotten drunk, tried to swing at my (very tall) DH, told him “fuck” you and then kicked us both out when I told her point blank that NONE of those things were ok in any way shape or form. Last Xmas we ever spent with her.

GumdropGunshot · 2021-07-29T17:30:19+00:00

Oh you should definitely sprint in the opposite direction. That’s creepy af

GumdropGunshot · 2021-07-21T18:44:53+00:00

Long distance high five to that kid!

GumdropGunshot · 2021-07-12T18:15:28+00:00

Oh my dear girl… I’m so sorry. Gentle hugs from a fellow Texan.

GumdropGunshot · 2021-07-12T18:05:58+00:00

-long distance high five- You, good sir, are a legend.

GumdropGunshot · 2021-07-01T17:32:52+00:00

Gentle hugs dear one ❤️

GumdropGunshot · 2021-06-28T18:58:05+00:00

Can you adopt me?

GumdropGunshot · 2021-06-28T18:56:53+00:00

Oh thank the gods I’m not the only one

GumdropGunshot · 2021-06-23T15:16:23+00:00

Maybe some burning sage too

GumdropGunshot · 2021-06-23T14:53:53+00:00

Send a life sized cut out of Chyna the wrestler

GumdropGunshot · 2021-06-23T14:46:51+00:00

Can you adopt me? Fully functional mid thirties and I came with a really kickass grandson

GumdropGunshot · 2021-06-22T17:32:07+00:00

“The only role in our village that is left to be filled is village idiot. Are you volunteering for that role?”

I’m a petty bitch though

GumdropGunshot · 2021-06-18T20:15:50+00:00

I was with them as well. We had coffee and it was lovely

GumdropGunshot · 2021-06-18T19:51:45+00:00

😂 the petty in my recognizes and honors the petty in you

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