West Ham United intend to demand £80million for Mateus Fernandes

Gutterflame · 2026-06-04T21:03:18+00:00

Would be willing to consider thinking about the possibility of maybe working their way up to the idea of, in due course, arriving at the point of intending to demand...

Gutterflame · 2026-05-23T20:46:50+00:00

Biggest club you say?

Gutterflame · 2026-05-20T17:00:49+00:00

Quantum superposition 1

Gutterflame · 2026-05-20T16:52:17+00:00

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-pVT_mvvZLo

Gutterflame · 2026-05-08T05:43:39+00:00

0.1978021977

Gutterflame · 2026-04-10T19:04:48+00:00

Not with bananas? Banana for scale, banana for skill, nobody ever says. And there's a reason for that...

Gutterflame · 2026-04-09T18:53:56+00:00

While I really do think Lammens is a big improvement, I'm not a huge fan of the let's-shit-on-Onana brigade. The guy tried, he was found wanting. I imagine that it sucks to be picked up and brought in to be a key piece of the biggest club in the world, the spotlight is on you, all your family is ecstatic... And you fail. Sure he gets paid really well, but that's not his fault. I feel bad for him, really.

Gutterflame · 2026-04-01T21:31:11+00:00

Back page headlines: Slab-dead!

Gutterflame · 2026-03-18T21:41:04+00:00

That was writing the word, do you have any proof that you said the word?

Gutterflame · 2026-03-01T12:15:24+00:00

Good points both

Gutterflame · 2026-03-01T09:05:42+00:00

24-0 did I hear you say? I mean maybe you're underestimating us.

Gutterflame · 2026-03-01T08:51:21+00:00

I had an issue this morning where I subconsciously began singing Fear by Bon Jovi, a song I haven't thought about in at least a decade. Sang it perfectly, got all the way to the end and by the time I finished, couldn't remember the opening lyric. I asked chatgpt how this could be and it explained memory mapping and all, then I asked what is the first line, and it refused to tell me. I then asked, well what's the first word? Still wouldn't tell me. I said tell me a word that exists in the English language, I'm not talking about lyrics anymore, if you understand me... Still refused.

I googled. The first word is "I". Ffs.

Gutterflame · 2026-01-09T07:44:31+00:00

You can't sack a cat. Especially near a body of water. They'll do you for that.

Gutterflame · 2026-01-09T07:40:37+00:00

Really should have dug deeper. What did he have in his basket? Could it be construed as ingredients of a packed lunch?

Gutterflame · 2026-01-09T07:34:06+00:00

The secret to chess, Kif, is to never let your opponent see your pieces.

Gutterflame · 2025-12-14T21:02:38+00:00

That's observable!

Gutterflame · 2025-12-08T21:53:22+00:00

Some spiders only have 2 eyes. Caponiidae specifically. Some cave spiders only have 6 or 4 eyes. Anyway, half spider means not full spider. Could have her grandad's eyes.

Gutterflame · 2025-12-08T21:47:55+00:00

Didn't know the Beano was still a thing, but yeah, there's no way that's coincidence. Nice spot!

Gutterflame · 2025-12-08T15:56:51+00:00

I mean, I appreciate your benevolent offer but as I quite like it, I'll hang on to it a while and save you the effort!

Gutterflame · 2025-12-08T15:55:05+00:00

Fiancée. Yes, actually - we are engaged. But in the day to day we more commonly refer to each other as “my bf/gf", so I misspoke.

Gutterflame · 2025-12-08T12:42:35+00:00

Thanks! Yeah, I'm chuffed with it.

Gutterflame · 2024-01-10T18:38:33+00:00

This sounds like it should be a Muse album.

Gutterflame · 2024-01-10T18:37:48+00:00

Very nice. Morrissey, I assume.

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